Guys, you know those times when we all do stupid things and think with our little head instead of our big one? Don't do that with this woman. Let me save you the time and money. By far, my worst experience with an SP in my life.
If the pictures are her, they are the most doctored photos in the history of photoshop. She is about 20-30 pounds heavier (at least) than the pics look. And her gut sticks out further than her tits. The pics should be listed under 'false advertising' in the dictionary. I should have walked out as soon as I walked in. But sadly, didn't. And the false advertising continued with the services that were discussed, and not provided.
Didn't finish. Spent about 5-10 minutes with her during which she checked her phone, changed music, and used the light on the phone to "check to see if I was clean." You'll have to trust me on this, but my hygiene is impeccable. I got up, got dressed, and left. And she had the audacity to ask what my problem was!
The worst part was her attitude. She has zero personality - and to borrow a line from another review: I've fucked socks with more personality and feel.
Seriously, save your money, watch some porn, and jerk off.
If the pictures are her, they are the most doctored photos in the history of photoshop. She is about 20-30 pounds heavier (at least) than the pics look. And her gut sticks out further than her tits. The pics should be listed under 'false advertising' in the dictionary. I should have walked out as soon as I walked in. But sadly, didn't. And the false advertising continued with the services that were discussed, and not provided.
Didn't finish. Spent about 5-10 minutes with her during which she checked her phone, changed music, and used the light on the phone to "check to see if I was clean." You'll have to trust me on this, but my hygiene is impeccable. I got up, got dressed, and left. And she had the audacity to ask what my problem was!
The worst part was her attitude. She has zero personality - and to borrow a line from another review: I've fucked socks with more personality and feel.
Seriously, save your money, watch some porn, and jerk off.
