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uncleg

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Even if women did actually like random dick pics, a SP isn't deciding to meet you based on how nice your dick is.
True, but size may be a deal breaker.
 

grizzly

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Not to generalize, but I'm going to do it anyway. Instead of sending dick pics, send a screenshot of your bank statement. Maybe that's what's going on, their penis is bigger than their bank statement so they think the lady will be impressed anyway
 

PuntMeister

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Those are some seriously long toys😉
It’s time men started painting their ‘toys’. Just cuz. I recommend painting the big mofo, and piggy number 3. Dark, masculine colours—Black Orchid, Navy Seal Blue Balls, etc.

It’s a Thing. Convo starter.

Stay away from kiddie pools though, (unless milf trolling). Lol.
 

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On the phones its literally a constant stream. You get all kinds of weird shit coming in all the time, and some guys actually think dick pics will get them somewhere. Snapchat is the worst... random guys adding you as a quick ad and sending dick pics legitimately trying to get a date. It's a wonder they are single. lol

When we used to take voice calls, guys would call in jerking off. Can't really hate it too much, it's one of the reasons girls choose to work with agencies.

One of the phone girls used to send a huge dick pic back and ask if the guy liked hers... but she stopped when some guys would just say.. NICE!.
 

uncleg

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I must say, there was some trepidation clicking on this thread. Fortunately, I don’t have to un-see anything.
Bet you're glad it wasn't about asses again....
 

LLLurkJ2

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Not that i condone unsolicited dick pics, but there was a comedian saying you should send a link that says dick pick...that way if the recipient clicked on it, who could they blame but themselves.
 

TheChampion

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Dick pic can be sent but not until a connection has been made. Step 1 build comfort, get to know a person, step 2 chat on the phone get to hear each others voice talk about random stories and things to connect with, step 3 meet in person and establish a connection. Step 4 after meeting if you guys like each other she shows indicators of interest. Then you go on snap chat take a video of you masterbating with a bottle of wine in your snap. Send it and say sorry babe I was really horny thinking about you while I was sipping on some wine. Please delete the video or dont open it. (This is if she likes you)

This will in turn make her either delete you or is down to bang. So you find out sooner than later.


Also try and send it when she's ovulating. Download a app called clue. Within your conversations bring up a conversation about women's periods and if you can get her to reveal when she has her period. Put those credentials into your clue app. You will get a notification for when she's ovulating. Get her out and be fun and horny/dominant (if she's ovulating) etc. If she's on her period (you'll get a notification for that as well) be nice, dont send dick pics, and just do more comforting relaxing soothing things. The rest of the month be a mixture a fun dominant and nice friendly. For the rest of her ovulation cycle.


Also meet up with her in person and after following the above steps , comfort, connection , vibing together. Have a few drinks at a bar with her. Make a few dick pic jokes and show it live in person when your both buzzed lol. I once met a girl from tinder at granville street we walked around chatted. Then we went into the sex toy store. We looked at all the toys walked around had a laugh I pointed at different dick sizes and said i think mines like that. And then you pull out your dick pic like your looking at it to compare to the dildos and she sees it lol after that it's all fun and games just gotta be cool about it. But main thing is build a connection, be playful, have some drinks, joke around, make sure she's in a laughing positive state of mind, it's best to kiss her or get compliance first. So try to hold her hand if she let's go fast you need to build more comfort and then try again later. Change venues. First start with a tea then be like wait you gotta try this place quick go to another random place for a drink or appy that you like, then after that be like I feel like candies or something from a convenience store. Go there grab stuff. Then make sure you need to walk by a sex toy store (granville street is good for multiple venues and spots to hit) once she's gone to multiple.places with you chatted with you for a while, built a connection, jokes, stories, you can eventually send dick pic in different type of ways mentioned in this message. Be creative. Also if you go for the kiss and get hard. Tell her she's a magician and can perform magic tricks and to take her hand and put it on your hard on. Be like you just magically raised something in my pants.


Another tinder date trick is if everything's going well and she made out with you kissed /you guys foreplayed a little. Some girls will just have a hard rule that they dont have sex on a first date. I once was so horny I whipped it out and said babe I'm just gonna admire you and finish myself off. So I was sitting in my driver's seat, we just finished making out, I was hard she's like she doesn't have sex on first date, I told her it's ok she seen my dick pic earlier, we been in sex stores, we made out multiple times, now I whip out the real thing and just start masterbating while looking at her. I said listen no sex just grab it if you comfortable with that. She starts with a hand job then eventually bj. The next day she kept sending me her masterbating in her tub, her boobs, and just sexting like more than I would. LoL


Moral of the message... dick pic can be sent but only after establishing a connection and in certain circumstances..
 

masterblaster

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Dick pic can be sent but not until a connection has been made. Step 1 build comfort, get to know a person, step 2 chat on the phone get to hear each others voice talk about random stories and things to connect with, step 3 meet in person and establish a connection. Step 4 after meeting if you guys like each other she shows indicators of interest. Then you go on snap chat take a video of you masterbating with a bottle of wine in your snap. Send it and say sorry babe I was really horny thinking about you while I was sipping on some wine. Please delete the video or dont open it. (This is if she likes you)

This will in turn make her either delete you or is down to bang. So you find out sooner than later.


Also try and send it when she's ovulating. Download a app called clue. Within your conversations bring up a conversation about women's periods and if you can get her to reveal when she has her period. Put those credentials into your clue app. You will get a notification for when she's ovulating. Get her out and be fun and horny/dominant (if she's ovulating) etc. If she's on her period (you'll get a notification for that as well) be nice, dont send dick pics, and just do more comforting relaxing soothing things. The rest of the month be a mixture a fun dominant and nice friendly. For the rest of her ovulation cycle.


Also meet up with her in person and after following the above steps , comfort, connection , vibing together. Have a few drinks at a bar with her. Make a few dick pic jokes and show it live in person when your both buzzed lol. I once met a girl from tinder at granville street we walked around chatted. Then we went into the sex toy store. We looked at all the toys walked around had a laugh I pointed at different dick sizes and said i think mines like that. And then you pull out your dick pic like your looking at it to compare to the dildos and she sees it lol after that it's all fun and games just gotta be cool about it. But main thing is build a connection, be playful, have some drinks, joke around, make sure she's in a laughing positive state of mind, it's best to kiss her or get compliance first. So try to hold her hand if she let's go fast you need to build more comfort and then try again later. Change venues. First start with a tea then be like wait you gotta try this place quick go to another random place for a drink or appy that you like, then after that be like I feel like candies or something from a convenience store. Go there grab stuff. Then make sure you need to walk by a sex toy store (granville street is good for multiple venues and spots to hit) once she's gone to multiple.places with you chatted with you for a while, built a connection, jokes, stories, you can eventually send dick pic in different type of ways mentioned in this message. Be creative. Also if you go for the kiss and get hard. Tell her she's a magician and can perform magic tricks and to take her hand and put it on your hard on. Be like you just magically raised something in my pants.


Another tinder date trick is if everything's going well and she made out with you kissed /you guys foreplayed a little. Some girls will just have a hard rule that they dont have sex on a first date. I once was so horny I whipped it out and said babe I'm just gonna admire you and finish myself off. So I was sitting in my driver's seat, we just finished making out, I was hard she's like she doesn't have sex on first date, I told her it's ok she seen my dick pic earlier, we been in sex stores, we made out multiple times, now I whip out the real thing and just start masterbating while looking at her. I said listen no sex just grab it if you comfortable with that. She starts with a hand job then eventually bj. The next day she kept sending me her masterbating in her tub, her boobs, and just sexting like more than I would. LoL


Moral of the message... dick pic can be sent but only after establishing a connection and in certain circumstances..
Glad you provided a synopsis, was getting a bit hard to follow the instructions.
 
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