No Skid Marks 🐩

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Having had a few dogs in my time may I remind you how they clean themselves? With their tongues. I have sat back with envy for decades watching a dog lick his own balls. If I could do that I’d never leave the house. Now, I’ve also seen them lick their ring piece. I’ve had Labs, nothing like a determined Lab and an itchy bung. I don’t judge but I myself wouldn’t lick my own butt, even if I could, even after a shower, enema and 10 minutes with a pressure washer.
Why do I visit the lounge?

What grosses me out is when I see dog owners who let their dogs lick them on and in the mouth. Why would you French kiss your pooch, knowing where that tongue has been?

 

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What grosses me out is when I see dog owners who let their dogs lick them on and in the mouth. Why would you French kiss your pooch, knowing where that tongue has been?

I’ve read your reviews, people still kiss you after where your tongue has been…