Astrology—what’s your sign?!?!

[Skyler Mack]

I’m pro science and want to talk shit about astrology but after having piles of experiences spanning 2 decades I’ve come to accept that there are forces that I do not understand.

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[theimp]

I'm a virgin...honest...i swear...no, really.

 

[Entropy418]

I am a Taurus and don’t really “do” much astrology, but I am seriously interested in hermeticism and esotericism. Tarot readings for dates and play partners are definitely available.

 

[bad_seed]

What’s your sign?!? Do you read your horoscope? Or do you think astrology is absolutely ridiculous on some charlatan bullshit and want to let us know? 🤣

I’m a Scorpio sun. Ya I read that shit daily, get readings, use TimePassages app for my chart etc. So far I’ve had the best sex with Pisces & Capricorn men. I like asking clients what their sign is after we fuck. Let me live.

Your turn!

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aries here

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Wow! Great encounter. Did you bang her? Or follow it up with a “what’s next for me” session? Sounds too powerful to just walk away from.

...But maybe I get it.

Like when I studied tarot and started doing readings for a few friends and holy fuk, the readings spot-on brought out some serious life and death tendencies, crucial behavioural patterns, and wisdom for the path. Probably freaked me out as a fledgling medium more than it it did them as curious subjects. I felt just newb enough to be dangerous, flirting with things seriously beyond the rational realm. Yet somehow compelled to facilitate these inquiries.

So when things got eerily wtf, I ended up putting the cards, books, and personal tokens in a deep dark drawer, covered them with old soothing pajamas, yet I knew there would be a time when they would be called upon again.

Tarot images and metaphors rear up to me periodically, poignantly, and unexpectedly in my life journey, But I do not open that drawer of my own desire. When the time is right, It shall expose itself, and I will know what to do. I do not know why, but my inner warlock knows this for certain. That gives me some comfort in having danced with a freaky force attuned to my being in an inexplicably way. My rational mind and scientific training can simply not explain this. Everything I know wants to dismiss this as happenstance, but I cannot escape the non-random accuracy and clarity of insights. Oh well, when the moon and stars align, I will be ready to answer that call, not knowing what the outcome shall be.

So back to this ... I was really seriously planning on having pretty mystical sex with this seer of the future and past. Really seriously.
But just as honestly stated, the whole experience was so freaking bizarre that that thought got left behind.
She contacted me a month later to do a followup. Didn't do it. Maybe it will live as a great regret I don't know but if any of you have ever experienced something like this and still went ahead with the banging, well you are a better man at this pooning thing than me.

 

[vanblue]

I'm a Capricorn and although i've never been a real astrology believer, my ex-wife had a friend who was a real believer and she was so passionate about it that it almost made me think that it was all true. So...not a true believer but I still check my horoscope every once in awhile for the fun of it

 

[BigCgaijin]

Scorpio - knows the mind is the largest sexual organ. Mind fucks are the best fucks....He doesn't want to just penetrate you, he want's to penetrate your soul!

 

[happymoments]

So back to this ... I was really seriously planning on having pretty mystical sex with this seer of the future and past. Really seriously.
But just as honestly stated, the whole experience was so freaking bizarre that that thought got left behind.
She contacted me a month later to do a followup. Didn't do it. Maybe it will live as a great regret I don't know but if any of you have ever experienced something like this and still went ahead with the banging, well you are a better man at this pooning thing than me.

WOW ... the bizarre mystical things really do sound intriguing ...

you wouldnt happen to have that info handy would you? asking for a friend

 

[riley_banks]

I follow & chart Eastern/ Sidereal astrology - Sun in Pisces + Moon in Cancer
Tropical: Sun in Aries, Moon in Cancer

I love this thread btw! I ask my clients this too haha..

 

[wetnose]

Being a scientist - engineer type I am obliged to consider astrology as a fun thing vs something I would buy stock or make life decisions against. But, being open to most things and a somewhat go for it guy (Capricorn very near the Aquarius cusp born exactly at noon on a Sunday if anyone cares) a few years back it was suggested I would get a kick out of having my akashic records read to me.

If anybody knows of a legit reader as described, then please PM me. Curiosity piqued.

 

[willyjustmoved]

Taurus... and I’ve been told by someone in this thread that I’ve been behaving a hell of a lot like one lately and ever since it’s been mentioned I’ve paid attention to it and they were spot on 😂

 

[iliketravel]

Sagittarius is the best sign. Did i offend anyone? LOL

 

[Avioneto123]

Sagittarius with Monkey. A great combination...lol.

 

[iliketravel]

Sagittarius with Monkey. A great combination...lol.

Yep, we are not the easiest people, but usually genuine and straight shooters. The bad thing is having blunt temperament which can bd often misunderstood and push people away. And then comes the Keirsey temperament sorter. Very accurate actually. It doesn't help to be the rarest bird in town. Especially being a male.

 

[gndvan]

I’m a Scorpio sun. Ya I read that shit daily, get readings, use TimePassages app for my chart etc. So far I’ve had the best sex with Pisces & Capricorn men. I like asking clients what their sign is after we fuck. Let me live.



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Do Scorpios get laid more?

 

[iliketravel]

Do Scorpios get laid more?

Judging by my slut sister, who as a scorpio stubbed in in the back by the way the typical way, knowing just the part of the story afterwards, id say they are sluts. Makes sense. And scorpions will justify their avtions and means with no remorse. Personally, not my match despite suggested sexual very good compatability at first. Those fade away very quick. In short, i am a Sagittarius INFJ.

 

[zippy45]

I believe it's load of crap, but whatever gets you through the day

 

[iliketravel]

I believe it's load of crap, but whatever gets you through the day

It's not dude, as the ocean tides and northern lights governed by the sun. Way beyond Earth, the Sun keeps far away planets in its orbit. I have no clue as I am too stupid, but to ignore the correlation and possible connection between what happens on a molecular level and the grande level is ignorant.

 

[The Caffeinated Gent]

Judging by my slut sister, who as a scorpio stubbed in in the back by the way the typical way, knowing just the part of the story afterwards, id say they are sluts. Makes sense. And scorpions will justify their avtions and means with no remorse. Personally, not my match despite suggested sexual very good compatability at first. Those fade away very quick. In short, i am a Sagittarius INFJ.

So um... How's your sister doing?

 

[iliketravel]

So um... How's your sister doing?

No idea, we are not in touch.