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Squirt - Thirst Quencher

  • Gross, you're sick.

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • Funny!

    Votes: 9 56.3%
  • Yea I agree.

    Votes: 2 12.5%
  • Great price, 3 for $5.

    Votes: 3 18.8%
  • Huh?

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    16

Real Sonny Burnett

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Aug 20, 2013
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In high school, we used to mix that with any and as much alcohol that we could find. It might have tasted better because of that.
 

PuntMeister

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Jul 13, 2003
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Wait a minute! That narrow bottle neck is quite.... directional. Real squirt would be like a silicon wide-mouth-mason jar with spray top that hits walls, floors, ceilings, faces with orgasmic indiscretion. ???
 

sybian

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Dec 23, 2014
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Wait a minute! That narrow bottle neck is quite.... directional. Real squirt would be like a silicon wide-mouth-mason jar with spray top that hits walls, floors, ceilings, faces with orgasmic indiscretion. ???
Not if you curl your finger the right way.....at the right moment, the orgasmic indiscretion is asserted back on the young lady that has supplied the Grapefruit Squirt....it’s called back pressure.
like I always say......don’t forget your safety equipment....earplugs, and safety glasses.
Oh!...and if she has fingernails more than an inch long...bandaids
 

gndvan

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May 4, 2015
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Not if you curl your finger the right way.....at the right moment, the orgasmic indiscretion is asserted back on the young lady that has supplied the Grapefruit Squirt....it’s called back pressure.
like I always say......don’t forget your safety equipment....earplugs, and safety glasses.
Oh!...and if she has fingernails more than an inch long...bandaids
Words of the wise.
 
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Bridge

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Nov 11, 2014
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So according to the pic above I have a choice between sampling Squirt and drinking Canada Dry. Is it a choice or do the two go hand in hand??
 
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OneLuckyGuy

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When I was in university we'd steal 95% ethyl alcohol from the electron microscope lab ( they used it there as a coolant) and mix it in a plastic garbage can (new of course) with grape juice. We called them Purple Jesus parties. Why? Because if you drank enough of it you saw God. Beat the hell out of Squrt any day.
 

Mr. J

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Sep 12, 2019
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Never really liked the stuff.
 

MDpooner

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Feb 10, 2020
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They're selling it up there again? Darnit. This was one of the few items my best friend's common law wanted me to bring up when I crossed the border. This and hot pork rinds and Tillamook cheese
 
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