SP Birthday discount?

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Originalscrappydoo

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Wondering if anyone knows an SP that offers a birthday discount with showing proof of ID? I rather get my birthday fill somewhere other than Denny’s.

Happy birthday to me; today.
 

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Wondering if anyone knows an SP that offers a birthday discount with showing proof of ID? I rather get my birthday fill somewhere other than Denny’s.

Happy birthday to me; today.
To begin with and before I rip your fantasy of discounts to shreds. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY DOO D!

Everyone deserves a slice of cherry pie on the day their mothers expelled them from their warm vaginas onto cold metallic surfaces in sterile rooms. It's good to remember your birth when dining at the Y on your special day! The symbolism is particularly fitting.

Bloody hell you are going to get a discount today just because you are suffering from VSD (vagina separation disorder) All men suffer from that and you need to realize if you want to get the treatment you need to pay for.

But there is good news. There are a variety of doctors and practicioners out there with a variety of services and prices.

You can find a discount doctor to put two silicone implants on your face but remember this, don't come complaining here if you get what you paid for.

Better get yourself to Mexico or Thailand if you are looking for cheap. Here in Canada, there are no discounts for quality services.
 

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To begin with and before I rip your fantasy of discounts to shreds. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY DOO D!

Everyone deserves a slice of cherry pie on the day their mothers expelled them from their warm vaginas onto cold metallic surfaces in sterile rooms. It's good to remember your birth when dining at the Y on your special day! The symbolism is particularly fitting.

Bloody hell you are going to get a discount today just because you are suffering from VSD (vagina separation disorder) All men suffer from that and you need to realize if you want to get the treatment you need to pay for.

But there is good news. There are a variety of doctors and practicioners out there with a variety of services and prices.

You can find a discount doctor to put two silicone implants on your face but remember this, don't come complaining here if you get what you paid for.

Better get yourself to Mexico or Thailand if you are looking for cheap. Here in Canada, there are no discounts for quality services.
Have I told you today that I love you?
 
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