I need some ideas to escape the ball and chain

[Finewine60]

Since everything is shut, golf courses, driving range stores and so forth
What can I tell the wife that I need to go out?
Comments welcome!:noidea:

 

[OneLuckyGuy]

N95 Facemasks but it may take you a long time to find any and if you come back empty handed no one will question you.

 

[masterblaster]

From what I’ve heard everybody is supposed to stay home, something about a virus out there. Maybe you want to check into it.

 

[wetnose]

You just picked up a food delivery gig

 

[2bfair]

Decide to take up jogging. Going for a walk. Going to tidy up the garage. Head phones and the sports channel works pretty good. You say every thing is closed as are most sp's legs, during physical distancing, (except for video chats) , so where do you intend to go?

 

[Finewine60]

From what I’ve heard everybody is supposed to stay home, something about a virus out there. Maybe you want to check into it.

I have self quarantined for 3 weeks and to be honest this virus is totally over blown, I agree we need to be cautious
But really I live is a city of 100,000 and there are two cases and both in hospital. So please explain to me if 90 percent of people are social distancing and washing there hands blah blah blah
After three weeks how many new cases are you expecting?

 

[appleomac]

I have self quarantined for 3 weeks and to be honest this virus is totally over blown, I agree we need to be cautious
But really I live is a city of 100,000 and there are two cases and both in hospital. So please explain to me if 90 percent of people are social distancing and washing there hands blah blah blah
After three weeks how many new cases are you expecting?

I can't really say how many new cases to expect. However, if you play your cards right, you could be the 3rd in your community to get it:third: Seriously mate, stop feeling sorry for yourself about being at home.

On a side note: it's like the emoji gods knew that one day you would come onto a message board and created that 3rd place emoji in anticipation

 

[VanessainVictoria]

You just picked up a food delivery gig

That's a great idea!

 

[VanessainVictoria]

From what I’ve heard everybody is supposed to stay home, something about a virus out there. Maybe you want to check into it.

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[masterblaster]

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I think it’s prudent advice to stay home and avoid the problem, rather than go out and contribute to it, regardless of how many local cases there are.

 

[Big_Jack]

Since everything is shut, golf courses, driving range stores and so forth
What can I tell the wife that I need to go out?
Comments welcome!:noidea:

Wanna bang around on ol' ugly, huh? Lol! I don't blame you.

 

[Big_Jack]

Decide to take up jogging. Going for a walk. Going to tidy up the garage. Head phones and the sports channel works pretty good. You say every thing is closed as are most sp's legs, during physical distancing, (except for video chats) , so where do you intend to go?

I prefer a lady's "legs" to be "closed" when I'm banging her doggy style And I am doing so on a regular basis with some fine escorts (regulars) in Metro Van. I'm single, live alone, work from home, don't know any at-risk people, healthy and in my 30's. So this "pandemic" is but a minor inconvenience for me - I say 'minor' because of keeping 2 meters from people, except with escorts, of course.

 

[Horn_dawg]

I have self quarantined for 3 weeks and to be honest this virus is totally over blown, I agree we need to be cautious
But really I live is a city of 100,000 and there are two cases and both in hospital. So please explain to me if 90 percent of people are social distancing and washing there hands blah blah blah
After three weeks how many new cases are you expecting?

Hopefully no new cases because everyone did their part, congrats. However, there is a very good chance more will be infected despite the measures. I say by the end of the month, I will be very surprised if no new cases show up in your town of 100,000.

Keep in mind, this COVID-19 pandemic started with one infection in the whole world, probably less than 6 months ago. If the entire population of infected magically got cured today except for 1 person (lets say your neighbour), and we go back to life as normal, we will be back right where we are 6 months from now.

 

[Cock Throppled]

I prefer a lady's "legs" to be "closed" when I'm banging her doggy style And I am doing so on a regular basis with some fine escorts (regulars) in Metro Van. I'm single, live alone, work from home, don't know any at-risk people, healthy and in my 30's. So this "pandemic" is but a minor inconvenience for me - I say 'minor' because of keeping 2 meters from people, except with escorts, of course.

Don't know any at-risk people - except for the SP's you're seeing.

But of course, you're completely immune if the SP's you're seeing contract CV.

 

[Horn_dawg]

I prefer a lady's "legs" to be "closed" when I'm banging her doggy style And I am doing so on a regular basis with some fine escorts (regulars) in Metro Van. I'm single, live alone, work from home, don't know any at-risk people, healthy and in my 30's. So this "pandemic" is but a minor inconvenience for me - I say 'minor' because of keeping 2 meters from people, except with escorts, of course.

There is emerging evidence this virus can spread asymptomatic people. You may not know any at risk people, but what about the people you know, non of them know any at risk people, and so on?

 

[Big_Jack]

Don't know any at-risk people - except for the SP's you're seeing.

But of course, you're completely immune if the SP's you're seeing contract CV.

If I get CV, 98% percent chance it will just be like a mild flu with me, as I'm young, healthy and have no family history of ailments that may worsen this disease. I stay home for two weeks. Simple as that.

 

[Big_Jack]

There is emerging evidence this virus can spread asymptomatic people. You may not know any at risk people, but what about the people you know, non of them know any at risk people, and so on?

The WHO maintains that people with no symptoms are at very low risk of spreading the virus. So basically, if someone I'm close to is not coughing, sneazing or generally not appearing ill, I'm not concerned.

 

[masterblaster]

If I get CV, 98% percent chance it will just be like a mild flu with me, as I'm young, healthy and have no family history of ailments that may worsen this disease. I stay home for two weeks. Simple as that.

Really no way to predict how the virus will affect you if you get it. Lots of stories from younger people that it hit hard, Naiveté at its finest.

 

[BobbyMcgee]

I have self quarantined for 3 weeks and to be honest this virus is totally over blown, I agree we need to be cautious
But really I live is a city of 100,000 and there are two cases and both in hospital. So please explain to me if 90 percent of people are social distancing and washing there hands blah blah blah
After three weeks how many new cases are you expecting?

Might want to look into when and how the wave of a pandemic works. ours is a few weeks away. if you think it’s overblown maybe watch the News in Italy and Spain. https://newsinteractives.cbc.ca/coronaviruscurve/

 

[BobbyMcgee]

If I get CV, 98% percent chance it will just be like a mild flu with me, as I'm young, healthy and have no family history of ailments that may worsen this disease. I stay home for two weeks. Simple as that.

You pass it on before you even know you have it mild or not. Infecting Gramma the neighbour, your drinking pals, families of the people at every store you go to, then they all infect their families. Stay away from people you arrogant...