Elsa on leo

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I really wanted a massage. The other service was the bonus. She promised a really good massage with bbbj and dfk. I don't care about the dfk but gee whiz a little smooch here and there would have been nice. If her head moved as much during the covered BJ as it did trying to avoid my lips I would have asked her to marry me, but as it was there was about 3 minutes of lip on tip action and she was climbing aboard. She used so much lube it was hard to gain any traction, think politician meets used car salesman; it was that greasy down there.
I said no. What about the massage, she replied later. I was dismayed because I felt deceived. No massage. Barely a BJ, no kissing. I might as well have gone to bingo because none of my numbers were coming up here.
You all have your own preferences but sex without a little kissing is disappointing to me. I could just as easily stick my dick into a tpaper towel tube coated in gravy.
I should have ridden my motorcycle there, then at least I would have gotten on fun ride.
The pics are real but they understate the overbite. I felt like I cokld have sharpened a pencil. She's tall for an Asian, nice boobs even though I was the real boob for getting lied to.

Will not repeat.... Would not recommend. Pretty much a disappointment all around.


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Jethro Bodine

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If her head moved as much during the covered BJ as it did trying to avoid my lips I would have asked her to marry me,

think politician meets used car salesman; it was that greasy down there.

I might as well have gone to bingo because none of my numbers were coming up here.

I could just as easily stick my dick into a tpaper towel tube coated in gravy.

I should have ridden my motorcycle there, then at least I would have gotten on fun ride.
Sorry to hear about your bad experience but we appreciate the review and I thought some of your lines were quite funny.
 

Inbedwithted

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Wow, I had a completely different experience. I thought pics were not deceiving. She is cute, nice body, clean etc. Service was great:bbbj, nice tight kitty, she flexed her keegals, all great. Did hh and I was over the edge pretty quickly! I didnt go for a massage. I would go again.
 

Sixpak

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Most asians do not allow dfk though. Some will but not very well. Asian ladies that do it well would be very popular!
 

Prairiedog3

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I don't know about the DFK and Asians comment - I had the opposite experience with one young lady. I booked a massage at an AMP and named a particular masseuse who had posted on Kijiji. The masseuse was pretty and a hardbody in fitness, slim and petite. Super high energy, and I hoped to talk her into extras. At one point she gave me a kiss with some tongue LFK and I said I liked that. Next thing I know she is pressing her lips hard on mine and shoving her very muscular tongue down my throat - a little too aggressive but I thought "OK, maybe she likes oral work". Nope, DFK was as far as the tongue work went and I was left overall disappointed in my hopes for the session.
Because of communications issues about prices and her baiting me with promises that the second visit would cost less and do something more (unspecified), I decided not to repeat.
I also decided I don't really find DFK all that erotic - much prefer light tongue and lip play of LFK.
 

samson868

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Appreciate the Elsa review... honesty... not good customer service. We r warned... I also like some dfk mixed with lfk... part of my process... so many receivers and so many rules. When u find what really works for ya, u wish they were local... like the fishing tales. ;)
 

MrBlueBalls

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I saw Elsa and had the exact opposite experience. She's very beautiful, sweet and has a nice body. I really hope she comes back!!!
 
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