I swore an oath when I graduated the Whore Academy that I'd serve at the pleasure of husbands and wives alike, but I will warn you gentlemen that there was no rule against shamelessly flirting with the ladies in front of their other halves. You ask me to show the missus a good time? Don't come crying to me when she wants it again and again.
Thanks for the nomination, nwtl. I owe you a blowie.