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A client once told me the story about a "date" he went on in east Toronto. It was back in the day when you would read the ads in the back of the newspaper, so the ad was simple, it said, "A Real Doll" followed by a description and contact info. When he arrived at the building he said it was a bit sketchy but he decided to go in anyway. After knocking on the door he was greeted by a woman with a large dog. She escorted him to the bedroom where she took his money and said she would be, "right back with the receipt". This comment he found unusual. After she returned with the receipt he noticed in small print it said "we are being video taped for our protection". The lady then proceeded to the closet, opened it up and took out a blow up doll! He said it looked used. He asked her, "what's this?". She replied, "well, the ad said a real doll, I don't care what you're into."
With that he decided to cut his losses and leave.