Jade Jordan *Hustler Centerfold = Hamana-hamana!

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Drek

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OK, this one had me concerned a little as I contemplated booking her - as I alluded to in my 411 post. Even with her pics getting no hits on Google/Tineye and having a website, I couldn't find so much as a word about her on Perb. How could a smokeshow like her purporting to have once graced the pages of Hustler Magazine NOT have any reviews or even queries? I genuinely feared she was TGTBT... But after getting a couple encouraging notes I decided to take the plunge and jump in with both feet. My first official TOFTT and, I'm happy to report, if all my TOFTT's turn out like this then I will be much braver in future! And with this she will finally have an official Perb review on her which is a crime that it took till now!

She was great to communicate with via texts. We had a little playful back and forth so that gave me an insight into her personality and what I could hope to experience in person. She did not disappoint. When I walked through her door, well.... if I could GIF a scene of Homer Simpson drooling then that would probably be the best description, because there really are no words for how fucking HOT this woman is. Like pick my jaw up off the floor beautiful! For how good her pics look she actually looks younger and better in person! She is not a spinner. I would describe her as 'just right' size to give her the curves you want to see in a womanly body. She is immaculately put together with golden skin, a beautiful shapely ass, nice enhanced tits and the face of an angel. But for all her sex appeal she is also a very sweet and classy woman. Her soft, inviting presence commands you treat her respectfully. This is not the girl you will be using any excessive dirty talk with or getting rough and wild with. She is, in a word, sensual.

Having first taken a quick pre-session shower, once I came out she offered to open proceedings with a strip tease on the couch, and who was I to decline? It was a great way to kick off and she invited me to touch and feel throughout as she rubbed her boobs in my face inviting my mouth to her perfect nipples then turned around grinding herself down on my lap. After a few minutes of that and me helping her out of her dress and bra we moved to the bed where she reverse cowgirl ground her pussy against my cock like the pro she is. Then on went the hat for some CBJ and DT where she nearly got me all the way down. To be fair I'm a Magnum man (not trying to brag) so no one, not even Izzy, has been able to fully swallow me so this was a very commendable effort on her part. Then off came the panties and she resumed the same delightful reverse cowgirl grinding treatment giving me the full glorious view of her 'backstage' show. Then she 'backed the truck up' into a wonderful 69 which was heavenly!

For the main event she offered to take me from on top and started me with a great crouched cowgirl and bobbed up and down on me for a while before going reverse on me. I think I now know how I want to leave this earth, it's looking down at her amazing ass while she expertly fucks me using perfect hip and back arching motion... you know what I'm talking about. We reversed to her facing me again a while later and I took more of the lead from below picking up the pace before my big finish. After that she climbed on my back and gave me a nice massage but with only a little time left I decided I needed to taste her again and got her flipped over on her back going down on her. I finished her just in time so we were both happy.

Like I said, she's not the type who seems to want to get wild and have a high-energy session full of pounding, gagging, loud moaning, spanking or anything like that. She is a sensual lover. She does not allow digits inside or DFK, her LFK was quite nice however. Her enhanced breasts look perfect, not surprisingly, but are quite firm so not much movement or soft tissue to massage there. But for all the session lacked in carnal energy there was a sensual connection and pure attention on me. We laughed and just enjoyed each other throughout the session. She has a captivating smile and delights in little compliments and expressions of your enjoyment and appreciation. We had a little time to talk before, during (the massage portion) and after and she is a very interesting and genuine lady with a diverse set of talents and interests. I told her she would be the perfect woman to get dressed up with for an evening out at a swanky/snooty club enjoying a few drinks and an engaging conversion about her travels and exploits. And with her on your arm you would be the envy of EVERY man (and maybe several women) in the joint! To me she had the looks of a high end porn starlet... very similar to a Jesse Jane actually.

For her stunning good looks alone I would repeat and her service, for being what it is as a more sensual experience, was fantastic. I'm really just pinching myself and trying to cum to terms with the fact that I just fucked a former Hustler centerfold! Is that not what we ALL dreamed of as young boys flipping through the pages of our favorite dirty magazines???

How can you go wrong? Go forth, my fellow men, and live the dream!!

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Thanks for the well written review.. What was the damage...was there additional extras from like bbbj? Does she have a pse option?
 

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She has some reviews on Edmonton CAF. One thread from September has negative things about her, such as being "childish", calling pooners "lowlifes" publicly, previously going by "Jenna Jameson" with bad reviews. A review from January this year was good - reviewer confirms her sensual type described by the OP also stating that she's mid-to-late 30s, 5'10/5'11, likes slow rather than "rough" doggy, "nice CBJ" and "muliple positions." Gave 8/10 overall.

I personally haven't seen any Indies yet in the city because there are so many massage studios providing good, consistent service - they can't afford not to, as competition is high. There are six studios alone within 3 kms of my home in Strathcona with mainly young Caucasian providers, and one Asian MP.
 

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It's Edmonton. I don't put much stock in anything Edmontonians have to say. Speaking generally those people are some of the most entitled, spoiled, and unrefined people I've ever had the misfortune of meeting. I lived there for 15 yrs so I have first hand knowledge of this. If something isn't the way THEY think it should be then whoa baby get ready for the barrage of bitching and complaining. I can't imagine her coming off that way to anyone unless they tried to push her boundaries or abuse her in some way. And the classic Edmontonian response would be to blast her online and try to ruin her. People are extremely petty there.

Anyways, I invite you to be your own judge and I know you won't be disappointed.

To the earlier question, for $$$/hr she offers a large menu including some kink/fetish stuff but she is safe so no BBBJ, DFK, or digits. That didn't put a damper on my session though.
 

SDK

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It's Edmonton. I don't put much stock in anything Edmontonians have to say. Speaking generally those people are some of the most entitled, spoiled, and unrefined people I've ever had the misfortune of meeting. I lived there for 15 yrs so I have first hand knowledge of this. If something isn't the way THEY think it should be then whoa baby get ready for the barrage of bitching and complaining. I can't imagine her coming off that way to anyone unless they tried to push her boundaries or abuse her in some way. And the classic Edmontonian response would be to blast her online and try to ruin her. People are extremely petty there.

Anyways, I invite you to be your own judge and I know you won't be disappointed.

To the earlier question, for $$$/hr she offers a large menu including some kink/fetish stuff but she is safe so no BBBJ, DFK, or digits. That didn't put a damper on my session though.
I think you're referring to Vancouver. Go read some of the "spoiled" and "entitled" crap on Van Perb - SP's getting blasted for all kinds of things, while the reviewer praises his performance at the same time. I've read horrible things on there that I haven't read on CAF, at least without the writer being called on his idiocy. Also in Vic I've read reviews cutting down SP's for any imperfection, so rudely and vulgarly, escorts I have enjoyed. Very spoiled and entitled behaviour. I review on Edmonton CAF now, and I find posts are usually bang on and reflect my experience with those providers. The lady you saw did get a good review here, didn't she? And I find the people to be friendly, hard-working and respectful.

I have 30+ reviews on Perb (Vic) and still like to visit and provide intel when I can.
 
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