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I went back to work so I didnt have take the browns to the superbowl at an SPs

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Lmao legit I backtracked 20 minutes so I could avoid having a hernia in an SPs bathroom while the shower masked the sounds.

Is pooping kosher at an SPs Place? Hahaha I feel more self-conscious THERE than if I dropped the kids off in the Fraser at 1pm. Thoughts?

Also if anyone has any funny stories, the hazy sky is putting me in a mood for some laughs.
 
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I had to take a leak before seeing an sp but i was too early. I stopped by the mall but the downstairs was blocked by security guards and police because a drugged out lady was there. I head upstairs and the mens washroom is closed for cleaning. I used the womens instead, it was likr a fucking stealth mission in a video game and i had to time my handwashing expertly.
 
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Many years ago I went to a dumpy looking incall on Kingsway near Knight. I had to use the bathroom to freshen up. As I'm in the bathroom I realize I forgot my wallet and tell her so.

At the same time a male and female walk into the same room that I thought was private and she proceeds to tell them that I was getting off in the bathroom and didn't have any money.

I quietly leave as she continues to tell this couple what happened. I don't know if the couple were her friends or another client but I was sure glad I got out unscathed.

For the record I wasn't getting off in the bathroom.
 
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Years ago a guy wrote a review on here about visiting an SP at her place. He started off the review with a lovingly detailed description of a gigantic dump he took in her bathroom before doing the deed. He seemed quite proud of it.

If I recall correctly he gave the SP a decent review, but I doubt that she ever quoted it in her advertising.
 
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jamasianman said:
I had to take a leak before seeing an sp but i was too early. I stopped by the mall but the downstairs was blocked by security guards and police because a drugged out lady was there. I head upstairs and the mens washroom is closed for cleaning. I used the womens instead, it was likr a fucking stealth mission in a video game and i had to time my handwashing expertly.
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haha, good one!

I try to go #2 before showering before a date (so I can be extra clean). I haven't had to yet, but if the need arised, I'd go at an incall right before a quick shower (again, extra cleaning down there!)
 
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Once a client came over and asked to use the shower. When he was done I went in and the bathroom stank, the window was closed, there was short and curlies all over the tub and the toilet still had fresh skid marks.:twitch: I said something to him, I can't remember, maybe "what are you thinking?!".

His response "what are you new?"

Am I new?!? I Kicked the fucker out then cleaned up after him I was repulsed.

FreeG said:
haha, good one!

I try to go #2 before showering before a date (so I can be extra clean). I haven't had to yet, but if the need arised, I'd go at an incall right before a quick shower (again, extra cleaning down there!)
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Now this is a gentleman.

Pooping is not kosher unless you shower immediately after and leave no evidence.
 
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MissingOne said:
Years ago a guy wrote a review on here about visiting an SP at her place. He started off the review with a lovingly detailed description of a gigantic dump he took in her bathroom before doing the deed. He seemed quite proud of it.
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Yeah that was truly a classic. I think it was Hitrack (not Hatrick).

A couple of years ago I took a lady to Mexico.
One day I had Mexican style beef wraps, extra hot.
Wake up at 3am and Montezuma's Revenge. Thought I was going to shit myself to death like Elvis.
Desperately opened the balcony windows facing ocean. Sea breeze did not help.
Smelled so bad it woke her up. Worse than I thought possible.

She went ballistic. No sympathy for my gastric distress and no nooky for a day or two.
 
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westwoody said:
Yeah that was truly a classic. I think it was Hitrack (not Hatrick).
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Wasn't either, but can't quite remember the handle.


A couple of years ago I was arriving at an SP's place, when I started getting horrible cramps. By the time I got to her door, I was sweating, in real pain and thinking only of one kind of relief.

When she opened the door, I was not attracted to her, so it was convenient to have an excuse to leave. I explained my predicament, and to my surprise, she offered to let me use her facility. If I had been attracted to her, it would have been even more awkward to dump, and then assume we'd get it on.

I told her I'd better leave - fast - and duck-walked back to the car, clenching all the way. Drove to a nearby, appropriately-named "gas" station, and had my way with the porcelain receptacle. Multiple times. You know that sound when a bucket of water is poured into a barrel?

Pitied the person who may have needed that little room for the next couple of hours. The pain eased, and my next thought was to get to a shower ASAP.

Not sure if the SP believed my excuse, but she didn't know how lucky she was to have lost a customer that day.

(Never eat the warm shrimps.)
 
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Tim McGee said:
What about men, HIGHLY-paid men, who work as administrators at big companies......I've seen them take a piss at the urinal.....and NOT wash their hands!!!

Ewwwwwwww......

Respectfully,
Tim McGee.
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Isn't that the truth x 1000. I dislike shaking hands for this reason. All types don't wash their hands after touching their wee wee in public, its gross very gross.
 
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Tim McGee said:
What about men, HIGHLY-paid men, who work as administrators at big companies......I've seen them take a piss at the urinal.....and NOT wash their hands!!!

Ewwwwwwww......

Respectfully,
Tim McGee.
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I agree with Tim, but isn't it odd - we don't want to touch a guy's hand, in case he might have touched his own penis, but yet we ask women to take penises in their mouths.
 
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MissingOne said:
Years ago a guy wrote a review on here about visiting an SP at her place. He started off the review with a lovingly detailed description of a gigantic dump he took in her bathroom before doing the deed. He seemed quite proud of it.

If I recall correctly he gave the SP a decent review, but I doubt that she ever quoted it in her advertising.
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I recall that review and one who wrote it. His handle name was " Bigbasket "

westwoody said:
Yeah that was truly a classic. I think it was Hitrack (not Hatrick).
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Nope W.W.....It was Big basket. After the deed in the bathroom was done, I remember the first thing he asked of her was a prolonged BBBJ :shocked::sick:

Taking dumps, farting and peeing are natural bodily functions done by both men and woman but....come on! How can one be proud of that -- just before a session?? He was ecstatic about that review and day I recall!! Fucked up in a normal person(s)( me ) mind that's for sure.
 
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GFFE is the new GFE.

(Girlfriend Farting Experience)
 
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