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Well...I don't know whether to be appreciative or crestfallen. I would say a bit of both. I will let you all be my proverbial psychiatrist, I will lay on your couch while you have a pen & pad of paper, jotting down things I say .
I texted VIPOTG around 1:15 PM today. I asked if Orange was available. I was told yes.
I asked for a 4 PM time slot, for a hh appointment.
Silence.....no reply back for 25 minutes.
I politely texted again, hello?
"Honey, call me" was the text reply I got.
Um...ok...not a big deal, I have spoken to the mamasan before.
I called the number, here is the conversation
Mamasan - Oh hi honey.
Me - Hello
Mamasan - Oh honey, I am so sorry, but you cannot see Orange.
Me - Um...ok...is she leaving or has a full day?
Mamasan - um no, honey...You too big.
Me - ...silence...excuse me?
Mamasan - you too big for a little asian girl. Too long and too wide.
Me - Too wide?
Mamasan - too big. And this is the second girl that say something. First girl was Chrystal from a few months ago, second girl was Ellie.
Me - ...silence...
Mamasan - are you there?
Me - yes...I am too big?
Mamasan - yes, too big (sounding like tooo beeeg). If a girl come here who can handle big, I will let you know.
Me - um...ok...thank you.
Mamasan - bye honey...
Me - bye
...click...

Um...I know I should be flattered and all, but...

Now the question is, are there any ladies who can handle me (or anyone) being "tooooo beeeeg"? I had great experiences with ladies when they were here, I had no complaint from the mamasan (or themselves) about me being "toooo beeeeg" then.
Has anyone else been told by their partner they are with, that they are too big?
Ladies who are reading this, chime in as well. Nobody wants an uncomfortable experience, but what do you do or say in this situation?
I leave myself at the mercy of your undoctored, collective psychiatrist degrees...and please don't bill me later for your time.
 
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It was a phone call. And, I have absolutely no idea as to how to add a screenshot from my picture gallery to here.
I know how to screenshot, but, putting it here is a different story.
 
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Normally I would say good for you, but in this case I guess it is a deterrent. I honestly don't know how to respond to a comment like that. I have been with lots of asian women but recalling the tightest women, many have been Caucasian. I have been with tight larger women and petite girls that felt like a bowling alley. Some girls I haven't been able to get it all the way in and others I have taken the sideline while they work a dildo the size of a Genoa salami. Too bad she has put you on restrictions. Maybe get a new phone number and try to sign up as a different person. I can't imagine every girl saying you are too big. Just have to find the right fit.
 
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It is the way I have always texted both VIPOTG & LH, for the last 1.5 - 2 years. This is the first time I am told "toooo beeeeg".
It is not the way I am texting.
 
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Wow...really entertaining exchange happening here... I think that the best piece of advice was too get a different phone number and change your I'd. ... or just stop using them.... kinda funny in one way.... but kinda a metaphor of life really... just my thoughts...all the best
 
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JoeyD_01 said:
Well...I don't know whether to be appreciative or crestfallen. I would say a bit of both. I will let you all be my proverbial psychiatrist, I will lay on your couch while you have a pen & pad of paper, jotting down things I say .
I texted VIPOTG around 1:15 PM today. I asked if Orange was available. I was told yes.
I asked for a 4 PM time slot, for a hh appointment.
Silence.....no reply back for 25 minutes.
I politely texted again, hello?
"Honey, call me" was the text reply I got.
Um...ok...not a big deal, I have spoken to the mamasan before.
I called the number, here is the conversation
Mamasan - Oh hi honey.
Me - Hello
Mamasan - Oh honey, I am so sorry, but you cannot see Orange.
Me - Um...ok...is she leaving or has a full day?
Mamasan - um no, honey...You too big.
Me - ...silence...excuse me?
Mamasan - you too big for a little asian girl. Too long and too wide.
Me - Too wide?
Mamasan - too big. And this is the second girl that say something. First girl was Chrystal from a few months ago, second girl was Ellie.
Me - ...silence...
Mamasan - are you there?
Me - yes...I am too big?
Mamasan - yes, too big (sounding like tooo beeeg). If a girl come here who can handle big, I will let you know.
Me - um...ok...thank you.
Mamasan - bye honey...
Me - bye
...click...

Um...I know I should be flattered and all, but...

Now the question is, are there any ladies who can handle me (or anyone) being "tooooo beeeeg"? I had great experiences with ladies when they were here, I had no complaint from the mamasan (or themselves) about me being "toooo beeeeg" then.
Has anyone else been told by their partner they are with, that they are too big?
Ladies who are reading this, chime in as well. Nobody wants an uncomfortable experience, but what do you do or say in this situation?
I leave myself at the mercy of your undoctored, collective psychiatrist degrees...and please don't bill me later for your time.
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Same thing happened to me. After 10 visits to this Korean micro at Highgate, one of the girls refused me service telling me i was way too big. While I did not protest or make a fuss given I respect the word "No", the Papisan refused to book me with other girls when I called the next time. Tough luck eh??
 
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I understand it is disappointing to be refused an encounter for being “too beeeg”.
But personally after a few encounters if a lady says I am “tooo beeeg”, I will thank her profusely, buy her jewelry and ask that she send her “tooo beeeg” comment by email so I can make that my screen saver. But hey...that’s just me.
 
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Why don't you just download one of the texting apps and get a new number that way? Then they won't know you are too big
 
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Haven't you posted a few reviews where you had a bad/difficult time due to size? Maybe tiny Asian ladies aren't the right providers for you....
 
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I have never been told I am tooo beeeg.
There have been good, bad & meh reviews, but that is to be expected.
 
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First nice day in ages.

Get off that couch and enjoy it.
 
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JoeyD_01

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:):)Well, it is not like Soul Brother from Full Metal Jacket, who is too beaucoup.
But, I am about 1 - 1.5/2 inches longer than average (average being 5 inches, apparently), and also, apparently, "too wide", as described by the VIPOTG mamasan, from her having been told by Ellie & Chrystal I was "tooo beeeg".
I can confirm the "wideness", as I am not close to being able to touch my thumb & middle finger together if my hand is wrapped around. I would say there is a .25 - .75 cm space between the thumb & middle finger.
(Here's where people get out rulers, make a circle with their thumb & middle finger, and make a space of .25 - .75 cm between them to see for themselves)... :)
My hand is not a baseball glove or winter glove size, it is just an average adult male hand.

 
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