TL;DR - Went in guns blazing for a PSE and got zero PSE services.
This might be the toughest review I have had to put together. My time with Nalaa was, hmm, strange. I had super high hopes that she would deliver me an experience as advertized - a great PSE an actual porn actress. But in the end I was let down, both by her performance and my own.
First, booking and communication. I texted her several hours ahead of the time I was hoping for. Nothing. After another couple hours I figured I will try again, she's probably pretty busy. This time she replied within a few minutes and we quickly coordinated for me to meet her about 45 minutes later at her (not great part of) Wolseley condo. Condo itself is brand new, very nice and the locale, in broad daylight, is totally safe. I arrive with 5 minutes to spare and text. No response. The set time passes, 5 minutes later after I text again she buzzes me in so by the time I am in the door we are 10 min behind schedule. I enter and she explains that her English is not great and this causes some problems later on; but she is friendly . The vibe from her definitely was not one of "are you ready for me to show you what real dirty women do."
Looks - totally as advertised. SHe is a good looking milf type with big fake boobs (not the best boob job I have seen but hey, I want this to be like a porno right? How many iffy boob jobs have I managed to spank to over the years...) Body is great, door number 1 is snug and tidy. Great stuff!
Service - Not as advertized. BBBJ - awesome. She oiled me and her huge breasts up - Fairly messy, DT, she gets rough shows some upper level technique and all that. But she is silent. I ask for dirty talk. None is forthcoming (I even said she could use french! I just want the "vibe"). Nope. Ok but this is still not so bad. She is great looking, the BJ has me feeling good (no rusty trombone though). We get to the main event. She is on top and working me great, I am loving it and ready to pop. I ask in a bit of porno-parlance if she wants me to CIM (which her ad said was on the table). Somehow this translated into doing her doggy style and I succumb to an awkward, ill-timed climax. Disappointing. This ain't how it goes on the black couch! So now I am feeling like I have totally lost my A-game and it ain't coming back, expectations are shattered. She massages me with oil for a bit, and on to round two. At this point I am worried. I am normally a one shot guy so I am regretting not playing it a little cooler ealier on. But this is still a PSE right so I have some naughty greek action to keep my "spirits" up? Nope, off the table. WTF? Nalaa says that ain't happening for her today - just not cool. Well, now it is a fight for me to keep hard. The BBBJ she delivers now, although the same as the one I was getting 25 min earlier has lost its lustre. I go back in and man, I am like a two week old piece of celery. Due props, she tried to get a shot out of me by switching back to BBBJ but perhaps mercifully she kept her eye on her phone and the time was "up".
So I own the fact that I got a bit too excited. Every so often I have it happen where I figure, ah, let's just blast one off quick and then have another go and more often than not it doesn't work out. But the refusal dirty talk or give the visit any kind of sexy tone, the miscue where I asked for CIM and didn't get it and the witholding of the greek service are huge let-downs for what was supposed to be my first time with an "actress.". To top it all off, not that it really mattered, I got short-timed about ten minutes. So if you include the shower time, I spend maybe 40 minutes in the bedroom with Nalaa. Measured with the likes of Felina or Juicy Jesse (when she was active) it is obviously a point against. If I had paid 350-400 like some touring ladies charge and been hornswaggled like this I would be outraged. As it is, $260 for a shot and a half with an attractive woman who, for the first 20 minutes, had me enthralled is not the worst thing in the world.
Sorry for not posting this while Nalaa was still here - I like to let an experience cool down in my mind for a bit rather than impulsively deride or praise a lady unless I am really sure that I will have consensus with our esteemed community. I would never repeat since the experience came nowhere near what she claimed to provide even if I had stayed in the zone.
