You got it.hmm.. before we film the laser porn perhaps I should grow the bush so we can film some retro '70's porn first!!ound:
Didn't you mean Boogie Van?If your going to do 70's porn your going to need REAL tacky lighting, and some Retro music on 8-track to get the right mood....And someone is going to have to arrive in a Station Wagon sporting a Fu-Manchu mustache
sigh .... Jaclyn Smith ..... Still HOT at 69 (born 1945) she was the reason that I was unavailable at 7PM Wednesday nightsWait a second!
If I have to sport a Mullet, drive a Boogie Van with Dingie Balls around the headliner, talk on a brick sized cell phone, and put up with 70's porn music....I wanna do all three of Charlies Angels...At the same time.
Oh I love the feel of a fresh High & Tight under my fingertips!Well......I just got myself a Military Jar Head haircut....So that may take a very long while to grow.
I had Hockey Hair when I was in my Teens...But it was cool back then...No Really!..It was.
.....wasn't there a song about that ? Also involved a guy with a strange hat on a horse..........Wait a second!
If I have to sport a Mullet, drive a Boogie Van with Dingie Balls around the headliner, talk on a brick sized cell phone, and put up with 70's porn music....I wanna do all three of Charlies Angels...At the same time.






