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Halloween Party for Girls and Guys

Will you attend?

  • Yes I will attend Male

    Votes: 55 57.9%
  • No I won't attend Male

    Votes: 20 21.1%
  • Yes I will attend Female

    Votes: 4 4.2%
  • No I won't attend female

    Votes: 2 2.1%
  • Friday night preferred

    Votes: 16 16.8%
  • Saturday night preferred

    Votes: 25 26.3%

  • Total voters
    95

LLLurkJ2

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Jul 6, 2015
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Please note that paid advertisers and possible most women members in general can't vote on this poll. The female contingent is much higher, just not reflected in the totals. I know of 7 for sure so far and 3 more probable.

I have to update my list and include the ladies that have pm'd me or emailed to confirm.
:thumb: The less sausage and more bacon the better I say
 

sybian

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Dec 23, 2014
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Uncleg will vouch for me that I'm normal......Pretty much anyways.
I'll show up with some 6 Mason Jars of clear liquid to burn up some brain cells...And I'll have a special one brewed for Miss Erica ,cause I know what she prefers.
If my schedual allows....I may show my face...And a few other things.
 

uncleg

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Jul 25, 2006
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Uncleg will vouch for me that I'm normal......Pretty much anyways.
I'll show up with some 6 Mason Jars of clear liquid to burn up some brain cells...And I'll have a special one brewed for Miss Erica ,cause I know what she prefers.
If my schedual allows....I may show my face...And a few other things.
......in that case, bring some extra jars...........
 

sybian

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Dec 23, 2014
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Well if your showing up Old War Horse...We may not get any time with the ladies.

Shit....That didn't sound right at all.
 

uncleg

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Jul 25, 2006
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Well if your showing up Old War Horse...We may not get any time with the ladies.

Shit....That didn't sound right at all.
.....and if you see this looking down at you and smiling, you know you are in trouble.....





 

sybian

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Well your resume says that your used to dealing with stupid people..So we should be fine...My IQ is of the charts....On the lower end of the scale...But off the charts none the less.
 

Ms Erica Phoenix

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Jun 24, 2013
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Well your resume says that your used to dealing with stupid people..So we should be fine...My IQ is of the charts....On the lower end of the scale...But off the charts none the less.
Awwww...did you have to use the blunt scissors all through school? Did you eat the paste off the red plastic stick? Bless you sweetie, Ms Erica's going to take GOOD care of you...
 

sybian

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Yeah...I still to this day can't run with scissors...And they make that paste in peppermint flavour now.
But the Doctors say I'm ok....My Mom had me tested.
 

uncleg

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Jul 25, 2006
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Awwww...did you have to use the blunt scissors all through school? Did you eat the paste off the red plastic stick? Bless you sweetie, Ms Erica's going to take GOOD care of you...
....oh, just like in the good old days....


 
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Flavius

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Jul 10, 2015
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Will there be spankings at this party? This will help me determine if I should wear my ass-less chaps. :p
 

sybian

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All Chaps are ass-less..Otherwise they'd be just leather pants..And on a guy, thats just wrong on so many levels.
Now, women in leather pants...Very acceptable. Although if they would decide to wear crotchless Chaps, that would be just fine as well.
 

uncleg

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All Chaps are ass-less..Otherwise they'd be just leather pants..And on a guy, thats just wrong on so many levels.
Now, women in leather pants...Very acceptable. Although if they would decide to wear crotchless Chaps, that would be just fine as well.
Got to agree.....just can't imagine a situation where ass-less chaps don't look gay on a man.


 

sybian

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Dec 23, 2014
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Ugh...! Do I have to explain everything.!
They are to protect your legs ..And you wear them with jeans underneath...All Chaps are ass-less, even most Shotgun Chaps..
The ass is non-existant because the seams that hold the chaps together around your crotch would blister you in the saddle..........OK...Your right ,this is sounding way to gay.
I'm not wearing my Chaps to this party.
 

Lo-ki

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Jul 18, 2011
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Check your closet..:)
The party theme will be for Halloween....Gals, Guys and Chaps...:)
 

Flavius

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Ugh...! Do I have to explain everything.!
They are to protect your legs ..And you wear them with jeans underneath...All Chaps are ass-less, even most Shotgun Chaps..
The ass is non-existant because the seams that hold the chaps together around your crotch would blister you in the saddle..........OK...Your right ,this is sounding way to gay.
I'm not wearing my Chaps to this party.

Now I get it! I think I will leave my chaps at home but bring my ass-less leather pants!!
 

sybian

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Dec 23, 2014
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So-Damn-Frustrating!!
Yeah Ok...Bring your Ass-less leather pants...Just a warning..Uncleg may want to stand behind you...Don't ask me too explain, you'll figure it out on your own.
 
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