weird question?

[Lnut]

hey guys, i am wondering if anyone knows of any micros that has regular sized beds ( height of the bed). the ones ive been to all have mattresses that are 6-8 inches off the ground. I am a taller guy and love pounding doggie style, but these goddamned vertically challenged height beds are giving me a tough time plowing as i usually would. Anyone have this problem? Can anyone recommend a place with "regular" height beds?


Thanks guys.

 

[Edward Lei]

Everyone is asking about tit sizes and how tall are girls but you're interested in the beds - you fucking queer! Lol

Haven't been in awhile but IIRC, all the APC units had regular "complete" beds not some nasty mattress on the floor with smelly sheets. I guess that's another budget move from the auntie micros to get ya in at 140.

 

[apl16]

Good question. Some of us big "queer" guys find it makes a difference logistically.

 

[Edward Lei]

^
At one point in time, that shitty bed became just a box and mattress on the floor with a headboard flopping against the wall. Granted, I have been back to that location since Kiara's days at that agency so here's hoping they've replaced the bed once and for all.

 

[Poonertime]

Nope
Still a shitty mattress on the floor and headboard but hey at least the girls change the sheets lol

They all refuse head board doggie because it's so shitty, cheap bastards.

 

[UrbanBumpkin]

Speaking of budget moves, I used to see the Brosans at the PH in Richmond use wholesale handsoap and dump them in nice liquid body wash bottles

 

[Lnut]

Thanks for the unhelpful info. Anything to up that post count huh guys? And it makes a HUGE difference to us taller guys in regards to the bed height. Good and bad to be tall and not 5'3 standing on ur tiptoes huh Edward?

 

[Hoops]

Thanks for the unhelpful info. Anything to up that post count huh guys? And it makes a HUGE difference to us taller guys in regards to the bed height. Good and bad to be tall and not 5'3 standing on ur tiptoes huh Edward?

If you post a few helpful reviews I find that guys here are very helpful in return.
If you lurk and leech for five years then not so much.

 

[Edward Lei]

Thanks for the unhelpful info. Anything to up that post count huh guys? And it makes a HUGE difference to us taller guys in regards to the bed height. Good and bad to be tall and not 5'3 standing on ur tiptoes huh Edward?

Yeah, anything to up that post count, I'm hoping to hit 709824 and then make a HUGE deal about it by starting a farewell thread and adding another 4939 posts to that thread alone.

You asked a 'WEIRD QUESTION" (as per your own subject title), live with the helpful or unhelpful replies - crying about it ain't gonna do a damn thing.

And for the record, I'm a taller fellow myself and have no issues with bed height for any and all positions so I don't know what "issues" you're having here.

 

[Caramel]

ound:ound:ound::doh:
omgoodness, oh dear...

 

[Caramel]

I'm definitely no expert, but i'm guessing the reason why they have low beds (and possibly just mattress/boxspring) is because of the tendency for the bed shaking alot and possibly breaking, from the nature of the activity its being used for. I would say that its probably more likely to expect a normal bed with a frame & headboard etc thats high off the floor at a place that belongs to an amateur, or a hotel maybe...someone who possibly uses their own bed that they sleep in and doesn't use it all the time. A brothel or incall with high volume would need a strong sturdy piece of furniture and the lower the better! Maybe you could use a chair, hmmm...interesting question !!!

 

[Lnut]

Haha. I posted this thread because I was actually curious. I didn't post this thread for trolls to jump in and add their non sense, name-calling and what not. Better off not replying rather than flaming others by calling them queers because of a "weird question".

If I had known about perb pre 2009, I would've had alot of reviews for amps and micros. But because of my goddamned mortgage, I've had to cut out this hobby. Its too bad I'm not as wealthy or don't earn as much as some others do here. I would def toftt more if I had more expendable flo. And I am sure there are lots thatwould agree that excessive money in vancouver isn't all that common these days, esp if u have a mortgage.


Okay okay Edward, 5'5 on tippy toes. :thumb:

 

[Lnut]

@ hoops. The question was in regards to bed heights. I wasn't trying to ask you for all your atf's. I know I have lurked more than given back here. But I do give back when I do have some spare money in my pocket. I have problems with some positions when the beds are lower. I personally felt like iwasted money seeing anabelle becauseof that fact. But I'm not gonna write a review on a well reviewed girl complaining about the bed height. This thread was a simple question of whether people notice which micros have regular sized beds. So please calm down. I'm not asking for ur atf's or the money in anyone's pocket.

 

[Hoops]

@ hoops. The question was in regards to bed heights. I wasn't trying to ask you for all your atf's. I know I have lurked more than given back here. But I do give back when I do have some spare money in my pocket. I have problems with some positions when the beds are lower. I personally felt like iwasted money seeing anabelle becauseof that fact. But I'm not gonna write a review on a well reviewed girl complaining about the bed height. This thread was a simple question of whether people notice which micros have regular sized beds. So please calm down. I'm not asking for ur atf's or the money in anyone's pocket.

Yeah, yeah. Whine, whine.
I wouldn't have commented except for this bitchy comment you made so please calm down.
"Thanks for the unhelpful info. Anything to up that post count huh guys? And it makes a HUGE difference to us taller guys in regards to the bed height. Good and bad to be tall and not 5'3 standing on ur tiptoes huh Edward?"

 

[Lnut]

Lol. not sure where you see the whining in that quote Hoops. And that wasnt a personal attack, i just thought that if edward can dish out a joke, he'd be able to take one too. But assumptions are the mother of all fk ups. i learned that long ago. not sure why i over looked that on this occasion. Funny how you run to his aid tho. even more funny how you didnt have my back when he calls me a queer for asking a question. maybe you think that he is better than i because of his post count?? hmm.


Thanks miss tanya, i called 1 micro and brosan hung up on me when i asked. i would too if i took that call and had someone ask me about the beds instead of the girls. LOL

 

[Hoops]

Lol. not sure where you see the whining in that quote Hoops. And that wasnt a personal attack, i just thought that if edward can dish out a joke, he'd be able to take one too. But assumptions are the mother of all fk ups. i learned that long ago. not sure why i over looked that on this occasion. Funny how you run to his aid tho. even more funny how you didnt have my back when he calls me a queer for asking a question. maybe you think that he is better than i because of his post count?? hmm.

I was referring to this "Thanks for the unhelpful info. Anything to up that post count huh guys?"

 

[Edward Lei]

Maybe just call the micros and ask them what kind of beds they have?

First thing that came to mind when I read Miss Tanya's comment was fuck that, mamasan/papsan/brosan will tell him to go fuck himself and hang up on his sorry ass. Lo and behold, that's exactly what the OP got.

i called 1 micro and brosan hung up on me when i asked. i would too if i took that call and had someone ask me about the beds instead of the girls. LOL

And believe me, its never personal but queer threads get queer replies.

 

[summerbreeze]

Regular bed height..... Try KK in Burnaby or Sarah in Richmond

Enjoy.....

 

[Lnut]

Thanks for the suggestions SB and Tanya. I will def consider those options.


@ Edward. Hahah. Bro asked me 2 times as he thought he misheard me. Then hung up when he finally figured out I asked about the bed. Was pretty funny tbh.

 

[Edward Lei]

^
At least you took it in stride and was expecting it.

The problem you're having is that micros don't give a damn about your comfort or customer service. They just want you in and out, bye bye see ya next time! Like I said before, all the APC/Outlook K-girl group incalls have proper beds with bed frames and headboards. Can't tell you height because I don't bring a tape measure with me lol