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Vancouver Canucks fans most likely to have one-night stands: survey

Cupid’s arrow seems to have missed the Canucks, according to a new survey that suggests Vancouver fans are about as uncommitted to finding love as they are to their home team (just kidding).

Commissioned by Match.com, the unscientific survey questioned 1,010 single Canadians on their dating habits based on which hockey team they cheer for.

The results were as surprising as a Canucks fan jumping back on the bandwagon during a playoff run. Living up to their wishy-washy reputation on the ice and in relationships, 60 per cent of Canucks fans reported being open to having one-night stands, the survey found.

But don’t expect a phone call the next day— your Canucks fan is probably already on to the next puck bunny. While many hockey fans admitted to dating less during the playoffs, the survey found the majority of Canucks fans (80 per cent) aren’t likely to put their busy dating lives on hold to root for their team.

So how do Canucks fans compare to the rest of the country?

  • Toronto Maple Leafs fans are the most devoted when it comes to dating, “almost to a fault,” the survey found. Forty-two per cent have gotten back together with an ex, while 36 per cent would marry someone whom their family disapproves.
  • Calgary Flames fans date with a fiery passion, the survey found, with 43 per cent reporting that they’re likely to sext. About half of all Flames fans say bad kissing could be a relationship deal breaker.
  • Montreal Canadiens fans have high standards on the ice and in their love lives. Fifty-eight per cent say they are turned off by their date constantly checking their phone and ignoring them.
  • Edmonton Oilers fans are big spenders with 22 per cent opting to spend between $60 and $80 on a first date.
  • Winnipeg Jets fans are the least likely to believe in love at first sight (37 per cent).
  • Ottawa Sens fans are the most conservative of the bunch, with more than half saying they have not had a one-night stand. When they do get busy, 63 per cent said they prefer to have the lights off.

http://metronews.ca/news/vancouver/1320960/vancouver-canucks-fans-most-likely-to-have-one-night-stands-survey/
Finally.......a reason to go to Canucks games.
brilliant response uncleg ... LOL

We could extrapolate all kinds of data from this unscientific survey ... :)
 

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Key word is "UNSCIENTIFIC"...:)
My unscientific observations include the fact that the major hockey cities in Canada are also the main centres for hobbying ... and Harper's Conservatives in Ottawa prefer to have the lights off when they have sex.

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Eagle kicks soccer ball around North Vancouver pitch

VANCOUVER – A rather unusual player swooped on to the soccer field in North Vancouver on Monday night. The Mountain United Youth 13 team were holding a training session at Sutherland Secondary School when an eagle landed on the field.

The bird kicked the ball around a little bit, then jumped on the ball and appeared to pass it behind him to some nearby players, much to the delight of the spectators.


http://globalnews.ca/news/1902667/watch-eagle-kicks-soccer-ball-around-north-vancouver-pitch/
 

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Check your closet..:)
My unscientific observations include the fact that the major hockey cities in Canada are also the main centres for hobbying ... and Harper's Conservatives in Ottawa prefer to have the lights off when they have sex.

;)
Harper's Conservatives in Ottawa prefer to have the lights off when they have sex.
Even when the lights are on and not having sex...... the lights maybe ON but nobody is home.
 

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Men are going nuts over Lululemon's 'anti-ball crushing' pants

The Canadian sportswear brand famous for making yoga pants the de facto uniform of women on university campuses everywhere appears to have shifted its focus from butts to balls.

That’s right, Lululemon has entered the menswear business — and it’s attracting a lot of men’s business with pants designed for men’s business.

Below is a photo of the Vancouver-based company’s new "anti-ball crushing" (or ABC) pants, which were engineered to give "the family jewels room to breathe," according to a product description.



Lululemon CEO Laurent Potdevintold investors during a call Thursday that this innovative garment was a driving force behind the 16 per cent same-store sales increase the company experienced last quarter.

After suffering an eight per cent profit drop ahead of December’s holiday shopping season, this no doubt comes as good news to shareholders.

It may also come as good news to men who've not yet heard of the ABC pants and want to experience a "wide panelled gusset" and "four-way stretch Warpstreme™ fabric" themselves.

While the Internet Archive shows that customers have been able to purchase the $128 trousers from Lululemon’s website for at least eight months, few online appear to have heard about the anatomy-friendly pants (as Bloomberg calls them) until reports from the investors call came out this week.

Many were joking about the pants on Twitter Friday afternoon, but dozens of reviews on the product’s webpage show that some men do take their… er… bike-seat comfort very seriously.

'Hug me in the right places'

"I would buy more of these pants except then people at work would think I only owned 5 pairs of one kind of pants in different colours," wrote a customer from Toronto earlier this month. "They are fantastic! Buy one size bigger than normal. If that bugs your ego you can sew in a new label size ..."

"Things will never be the same," wrote another customer from Houston, Texas. "These pants hug me in the right places."

Lululemon’s intensified push into the menswear market, which saw the company’s first brick-and-mortar store dedicated to men’s clothing open in November, follows a couple of turbulent years in the world of their women’s wear.

In July of 2013, Lululemon was hit with a class action lawsuit alleging that its Luon yoga pants were too sheer (if not entirely see-through), following a recall that saw its shares drop 3 per cent in one day.

Later that year, company founder Chip Wilson ignited controversy by saying that Lululemon yoga pants "just don’t work" on some women’s bodies. Many accused Wilson, who established the business in 1998, of fat-shaming larger customers, slamming Lululemon online and threatening to boycott the store.

A poorly-received charitable partnership with the Dalai Lama, shopping bag messages that appeared to discourage customers from wearing sunscreen, and Wilson’s plans to build an enormous dock on his waterfront B.C. property despite complaints from neighbours further damaged the company’s public image.

Wilson stepped down from Lululemon’s board of directors in February, saying in a statement that he believed the company to be "back on track" in terms of product, brand and culture. If the popularity of the anti-ball crushing pants are any indication, he may have been right.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/men-going-nuts-over-lululemons-232433720.html
 

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Did Secret Tunnels Link Jack Nicholson's House To The Playboy Mansion?

Blueprints have been discovered appearing to show plans for underground tunnels, which were then allegedly built linking up the Playboy mansion to the houses of nearby celebrities, including Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty.

Take this story with a pinch of salt, but staff-members at the long-running magazine appear to have discovered a treasure trove of plans in the mansion’s basement, after unearthing Polaroid pictures from 1977 which showed the progress of an excavation projection.

Best of all is that the plans list the houses which the tunnels are said to lead: "Mr. J. Nicholson," "Mr. K. Douglas," "Mr. W. Beatty" and "Mr. J Caan." No need to spell out who these guys are, particularly as all had houses in the neighbourhood of Hugh Hefner’s feted abode around the late 1970s and early 80s.

Writes the Playboy staffer on Playboy.com: “One of our editors was in the office archives pulling photos for a feature set to run on Hugh Hefner’s birthday. He found some Polaroids from 1977 that showed a large excavation project at The Mansion. “We asked the new general manager at The Mansion about these photos. He said, very matter-of-factly, “that’s probably when they built the tunnels in the 70s.”

“Um, what?

“When you work at Playboy, you hear a lot of stories. Some of them are true: The Playboy Mansion is, in fact, the only private residence in LA with a fireworks license and one of the few with a zookeeping permit. “Some of them - such as whether there’s a secret room in the house that lets you see into the Grotto pool - we can’t verify because we’ve never actually seen that room in The Mansion. But we’d never heard anything about a tunnel.”

But whether the tunnels were finished – or even used – isn’t known for sure. “We asked if we could see the tunnels,” the article went on. “A staff member said, off the record, ‘I heard they were closed up sometime in 1989’. Hugh Hefner married Playmate Kimberley Conrad in 1989. We went back to the general manager, and he said he couldn’t discuss it further.”

It’s precisely the kind of intrigue and shenanigans one would hope would have been happening at the Mansion during the 70s. But thus far reps from Jack Nicholson, James Caan, Kirk Douglas and Warren Beatty have refrained from comment on the matter.



https://ca.movies.yahoo.com/news/did-secret-tunnels-link-jack-nicholson-s-house-to-the-playboy-mansion-142728503.html
 

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The fact that there are tunnels isn't strange.....Hell why not?
It would be strange if there WASN'T tunnels to Nicholson's house, from the mansion.
 

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GO HABS GO

lo-ki, I'm missing something here....the heading is GO HABS GO but the setting is the United Center&the girls are employees of Chicago Black Hawks(my 2nd fav after the Habs btw)

call me clueless but I'm confused,lol
 

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call me clueless but I'm confused,lol[/QUOTE]

HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY...:)grusse.....:pound::pound::pound:

Just for you..:)
 
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