If you want to see a Bar or Pub, empty out in under 3 minutes...Put me in front of a microphone and make me sing.
A Cowboy's Beef
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Ha! Well I guess you'll have to come out with me to hear what happens when you put a mic in THESE hands!
With the gravel in my voice ,I can sometimes get out a few lines of a Johnny Cash tune....Then I start laughing, and it all falls apart from there.
I guess I've done to much yelling at stock ,and inhaled to much dust.
I guess I've done to much yelling at stock ,and inhaled to much dust.
Come to think of it, we might have met cause I think I saw that performance................
Every time I sing, it's never one of my finer moments. You know it's never good, when half way through a date a young lady covers her ears and begs you to stop.
Having said that......It's very good ..when your both naked and she's had her orgasm for a second time, and begs you to never stop.
I like to choose my battles.
Having said that......It's very good ..when your both naked and she's had her orgasm for a second time, and begs you to never stop.
I like to choose my battles.
You sticking your tongue out at me young lady?....Your middle name is trouble!
Turned em' all out on graze this week, lost 2 calves to Wolves the first night......Now I get to play with irrigation pipe till haying time. While my employees do all the fun stuff ,like pushing them into the mountains, and keeping them there.
Turned em' all out on graze this week, lost 2 calves to Wolves the first night......Now I get to play with irrigation pipe till haying time. While my employees do all the fun stuff ,like pushing them into the mountains, and keeping them there.
