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What's the Strangest Thing That Has Happened to You With a SP

uncleg

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Mother walked into the room in the morning wanting to know what we wanted for breakfast.
 

Dickson

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Boy oh boy, Dickson, you certainly don't spare any expense when it comes to romanticizing the ladies.

First the dinner and the theatre, and then up to your hotel suite where Sam Smith was playing in the back ground. ---Wow, he must have cost you a fortune, but isn't it also a little distracting to have him watch you while your making passionate love to the lady ??

And, no wonder she was cuming so quick and intense to even set a pillow on fire, - at 22 I hear he's quite the eye candy for the ladies, - (who also fantasize like we do when we are fu*king an auntie and imagine it's a hot 21 year old.)

Also, I can't believe that you complain about the price of a pillow when you spend thousands and thousands to impress a lady. Heck, I bet you spend more on a single custom made, name embroided condom, than you paid for a new pillow.

Oh, the pleasures of being well heeled and well hung..:D.:D
Sorry never wanted to leave a wrong impression. We were playing the Sam Smith songs on the sound system in the suite.

$160.00 for a pillow just seem high. Sorry if I was giving you a wrong impression.
 

hornygandalf

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Ok how about This.

On a récent trip to NYC with my new favorite SP. We had come back to the suite after a night out to dinner and the théâtre. We had the lights out but had candles lit around the room. Sam Smith was playing in the back ground. Her favorite wine was flowing. The smell of her favorite flowers could Be smelt. It was a very romantic night. Or So I thought. ...

...This huge disaster turned into an amazing love making experience.

I had no idea That a pillow was So expensive.
Well played by the lady. Do you now check the placement of candles?
 

Fullhouse

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Sorry never wanted to leave a wrong impression. We were playing the Sam Smith songs on the sound system in the suite.

You didn't leave the wrong impression, Dickson ---------------- I was just 'funning' with you regarding Sam Smith.---Even I know you meant that you had his music playing in the back ground.

Don't take anything I write on here serious, ------ hell, even I don't believe half the stuff I write, and the other half is just straight out b. s....:D
 

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Justin Beaver

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Bit of background about myself first,I'm in my 40's and started pooning about 5 years ago after several years of doing online dating with limited success.Back in those dating days,there were a couple of women who I started dating who wanted to add me on facebook so I signed up and made a basic profile and interacted with them a bit on there while we were getting to know each other.In the end I didn't end up getting serious with either of them and we all moved on and I forgot about the whole facebook thing as it's not my scene.

Fast forward several years,and a couple years of frequent pooning,and a friend sends me an invite to an event through FB so I find my password and get logged on again.I get the info I needed and then see that both those women still have me as a friend so I decide to check out their pages to see what they're up to these days and see if they did eventually find Mr Wrong.
It seemed like business as usual for the first one and then I check on the second one and on her main page there's some pictures including one of a young woman who looks very familiar.I look closer and yep,it's an SP that I'd seen probably 10+ times and yep,it's her daughter....:thumb:

Talk about degrees of separation...
 

Dickson

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You didn't leave the wrong impression, Dickson ---------------- I was just 'funning' with you regarding Sam Smith.---Even I know you meant that you had his music playing in the back ground.

Don't take anything I write on here serious, ------ hell, even I don't believe half the stuff I write, and the other half is just straight out b. s....:D
Good to know full house. Will keep that under advisement for future discussions.
 

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Strangest thing for posting was I started this under the Victoria Escort Reviews and then wondered why it disappeared only to find here under the lounge. Much better spot for and thankful for the move. Great to read the responses.
 
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