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Regular to small and pretty for me. My pussy prints money and those damn Big dicks shut down the printing press for hours to days sometimes. The worst thing a guy can do is send me a text or tell me over the phone that they have a big dick that's an automatic call block. Or better yet they send me a shot of their huge cock and ask me if they're my type. I respond with "if you have $350 you're my type but you lost me at the dick pic."
Ha Ha Lucy, I love you. As the corporate recruiters, would say, it's all about the organizational fit. if I recall we fit well together as "Team Lust".:thumb::nod::pound:
 

Cami Parker

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Are you trying to tell us something?!? :eyebrows:
Lol
No, but in all seriousness, it doesn't matter. We've all heard that "it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean." This is true. Not just that but, for me, I think the actual physical act of intercourse is such a small part of the overall sexual experience. There are so many other things you can do to make a lady feel just fantastic, and I've found frequently that less endowed men strive harder in these areas, which is always a treat!!

At the risk of another barn yard animal joke.....I don't wear cowboy boots with a point, and prefer the square tipped ones because my size 14's already look like clowns feet.
You do the estimated math.
 

Cami Parker

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Totally agree! Who the heck would buy a car without a test drive?!?
There are ones out there like that!! I've seen it & it's frightening!! I feel bad for those guys...seriously..must be hard for them to keep gfs.. I don't imagine there are many women out there that can take it..

That's why sex before marriage is an absolute must!! Best to find out before its too late..
 

Cami Parker

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Average and pretty, for sure. In fact, I prefer average and pretty over huge and pretty too. I'm a small person and I'm not trying to get hurt! Lol
Perception is everything.....I had a small cock all my life and then suddenly 2 years ago I had a big cock.....but its still the same size !?!

Penis shape is another factor in the equation and the "Esthetics of Cawk!" Ladies would you rather see and average sized pretty peepee or a larger ugly one?
 

escapefromstress

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I've discovered there is a Holy Grail when it comes to penis's...when you finally find one that fits inside you perfectly..like a cinderella shoe :)
Yes, my last ex had one like that. Average sized, just the right length and girth, with a perfect upward curve that enabled him to easily hit my 'G' spot. :thumb:

Memories ... sigh ...
 

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I've never compared my dick to another, and I've seen plenty of porn, and I thought those dudes are considered average.
Although I've had a few girls light up when they see it, but I figured they where just being encouraging to help me along.

I don't pay attention to my size at the time, but I focus like a fat kid on a Smarty, when it comes to her G-Spot
 

Dickson

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Has it been that long since we had this talk?

Paging Dickson the stage is yours bwahaha

What Can I Say. I have met my match. I have A lady who does not see my size as a problem. Matter of fact she says she likes me Just the way I am. So no more issues boys. It Is all relative.

It only matters to those affected and those who experience it. So no issue hère.
 

morementum

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Came across this as I was busy procrastinating and avoiding grading this morning.
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/05/health/normal-penis-size/index.html

So, the average size erect is 5.17 inches in length and 4.59 inches in circumference.
Gee, I wouldn't know what size mine is as I don't think of having a ruler or tape measure around when I'm about to do the deed.
And I haven't been aware of any SPs who keep a tape measure handy either (maybe that is an 'extra' service ;)

Does length and circumference really matter other than to stoke one's ego?
Comments?
I am pretty sure the authors of that study had tiny units as those measurements seem way low. Through sports I have spent enough hours around other guys junk in changerooms to say that none of the packages I was aware of, thankfully always flaccid, were anything remotely as small as that is being referred to. I think they are at least a couple of inches short of real averages but if it makes the researchers feel better, I guess they can publish what they want.
 

uncleg

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It only matters to those affected and those who experience it. So no issue hère.
Exactly............................

 

hankmoody

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I've discovered there is a Holy Grail when it comes to penis's...when you finally find one that fits inside you perfectly..like a cinderella shoe :)
Yes, my last ex had one like that. Average sized, just the right length and girth, with a perfect upward curve that enabled him to easily hit my 'G' spot. :thumb:

Memories ... sigh ...
Interesting. I've been told this before but thought it was just an ego stroke so to speak. Thanks for sharing.
 

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escapefromstress

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Totally agree! Who the heck would buy a car without a test drive?!?
My second marriage, we didn't have sex until our wedding night, even though I'd been celibate for 12 years previously and it had been a long time for him too.

He had a penis like Dickson's, and I can still remember our wedding night when I got to slide that monster in for the first time, lol. I was screaming, 'I'm such a lucky woman!' while he was fucking me. On our honeymoon, after I seduced him 7 times in one day because I couldn't get enough of it, he said he thought we should spend more time talking and less time having sex. :(

My last ex, we had sex for the first time on our wedding night and it was 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am', then he rolled over and went to sleep. I didn't find out he didn't like sex until it was too late, and it was a big reason the relationship failed.
 

Dickson

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My second marriage, we didn't have sex until our wedding night, even though I'd been celibate for 12 years previously and it had been a long time for him too.

He had a penis like Dickson's, and I can still remember our wedding night when I got to slide that monster in for the first time, lol. I was screaming, 'I'm such a lucky woman!' while he was fucking me. On our honeymoon, after I seduced him 7 times in one day because I couldn't get enough of it, he said he thought we should spend more time talking and less time having sex. :(

My last ex, we had sex for the first time on our wedding night and it was 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am', then he rolled over and went to sleep. I didn't find out he didn't like sex until it was too late, and it was a big reason the relationship failed.
Oh thanks for the compliment. Have we met?
 

Dickson

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My second marriage, we didn't have sex until our wedding night, even though I'd been celibate for 12 years previously and it had been a long time for him too.

He had a penis like Dickson's, and I can still remember our wedding night when I got to slide that monster in for the first time, lol. I was screaming, 'I'm such a lucky woman!' while he was fucking me. On our honeymoon, after I seduced him 7 times in one day because I couldn't get enough of it, he said he thought we should spend more time talking and less time having sex. :(

My last ex, we had sex for the first time on our wedding night and it was 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am', then he rolled over and went to sleep. I didn't find out he didn't like sex until it was too late, and it was a big reason the relationship failed.
Oh thanks for the compliment. Have we met?
 

Dickson

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My second marriage, we didn't have sex until our wedding night, even though I'd been celibate for 12 years previously and it had been a long time for him too.

He had a penis like Dickson's, and I can still remember our wedding night when I got to slide that monster in for the first time, lol. I was screaming, 'I'm such a lucky woman!' while he was fucking me. On our honeymoon, after I seduced him 7 times in one day because I couldn't get enough of it, he said he thought we should spend more time talking and less time having sex. :(

My last ex, we had sex for the first time on our wedding night and it was 'wham, bam, thank you ma'am', then he rolled over and went to sleep. I didn't find out he didn't like sex until it was too late, and it was a big reason the relationship failed.
Oh thanks for the compliment. Have we met?
 
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