Dirty "Headlines"

[girth-brooks]

"Saturday PUMP & DUMP Special!!"

Saw this on LeoList today. Who dreams this up? Every time I see some guy talk on here I can't help but laugh. What is the best dirty headline you've remembered seeing?

 

[PierreCoeur]

"I Do What Your Wife Won't - 37" I was thinking my dirty apartment when I saw this one

 

[sybian]

"Give Me Your Jizz Daddy"..Craigslist, Lacey Love ..Surrey

 

[girth-brooks]

"I'm from Langley, wanna bang me?" (Always a classic)

 

[Pantherdash]

"Innocent until proven filthy!!! Sentenced to HARD time!!"

Panther

 

[Uncled]

Saw this in an escort ad in Toronto years ago:

"My buns are like muffins - they need to be buttered and jammed."

 

[girth-brooks]

"JUMP ME.....HUMP ME.....PUMP ME" (What is that you want me to do again?)

 

[Cami Parker]

Jesus Christ!
You can always tell which ads were written by men lol

 

[GATSBY]

Jesus Christ!
You can always tell which ads were written by men lol

That's the creepy part. Especially when they're texting you posing as the girl... *shudders*

 

[Cami Parker]

You mean you don't want some creepy random man texting you "Hi Daddy! I want your jizz" ???
:fear:ound:ound::fear:

That's the creepy part. Especially when they're texting you posing as the girl... *shudders*