Weirdest SP ad photos I have ever seen

[girth-brooks]

I've seen a lot of postings, but this one has the weirdest pics I've seen so far:

http://www.leolist.cc/personals/female-companions/metro-vancouver/tricities_pitt_maple_discount_rate_yummy_thick_natural_ecup_for_you-465315

 

[myselftheother]

Yup...someone definitely a few cards short. At a motel even...red flags

 

[Claire Monet]

At least we know she loves cock (atiels) !!

 

[girth-brooks]

At least we know she loves cock (atiels) !!

I may call her up for a bird job.

 

[sybian]

Is her pussy playing with a ball of yarn...or a cherry?
Common sense should rule out a cherry being anyplace near that area....but I'll give her an 8 for creativity.

 

[tadolder]

That's quite the pecker!

 

[deathreborn]

something fishy there. looks like a decent body but only charging $150 hr. or $90 hhr. awfully low rates. has to be a catch somewhere.

 

[tadolder]

something fishy there. looks like a decent body but only charging $150 hr. or $90 hhr. awfully low rates. has to be a catch somewhere.

I would say the motel has a lot to do with her prices. If its the one i am guessing it is, the only thing missing is the chalk outlines and police tape.

 

[Lo-ki]

Those are REAL photoshop pictures... LOL .....of the bird

 

[hornygandalf]

something fishy there. looks like a decent body but only charging $150 hr. or $90 hhr. awfully low rates. has to be a catch somewhere.

Boxing Week special. She has her normal rates ($220 hr) also in the advert. Probably trying to raise some money quick.

 

[NataliaBijoux]

ound: that is gold!

 

[Mclovinit604]

This thread is awesome

 

[hornygandalf]

I hope she has drummed up some good business as a result...
She has a good sense of humour. I'm waiting to read a review or two...

"I'm quirky, funny, and very sweet.. A tad bit silly honestly, but I'd do almost anything to make someone smile~ ;-) "

And don't forget that her safety words are "peanut butter"

 

[girth-brooks]

Reviews like, "I told her if that bird doesn't move, it's going in."

 

[Claire Monet]

I've heard a bird never makes a nest in a bare tree...

 

[Man Mountain]

I've heard a bird never makes a nest in a bare tree...

Sure... but a bird in the hand is worth two in the... ah, never mind...

 

[sybian]

What I'd like to know is how could she possibly say "Peanut Butter!" with her mouth full?

 

[tadolder]

wonder what the birds safe word is?

 

[Lo-ki]

It's always PEANUT BUTTER unless the bird likes jam with peanut butter.

 

[princeofdarkness]

If you stop for a moment and think about it, the picture actually makes sense.
Pussy eats the bird that eats the seed (male seed). Just like a Turducken.

Peace.