Your a pervert if....

[johnsmit]

A long the same lines as " your a redneck if.. jokes"
Of course I am not sure if I can make being a pervert funny .nerves lol.

YOUR a pervert if..

You.wear women under wear. . To work.on casual day.. If they are not matching then you just have no fashion sense .

Your a pervert.. If you buy.. adult magazines.. like Barely legal.. . Hustler..and XXX Dp Girls
If you buy Play boy.. your just a collector.

YOUR a pervert if.. you pay for sex with a escort That is close to your age.. 25 yr Olds with 19 yr Olds. .your a dirty old man and a pervert if your 60 and you go out with a girl 30 yrs younger. Especially when people thought you were their father.first.

YOUR a pervert.. If. Like to take pictures of naked women..
Your a well payed photographer if it a sports illustrated painted on bathing suit edition..lol

 

[hornygandalf]

You're a pervert if you don't vote Conservative...

 

[Slapshot1]

Ok, this is weird, I had a list of " If ........... YMMV" but then decided against posting them out of respect for my fellow men. To do it now or ever would seem like too much of a copy cat. Damn!

 

[johnsmit]

Go head snapshot. .. who's coping who..
We live in a community where guys see the same girl. And girls see the other guy

 

[Slapshot1]

Go head snapshot. .. who's coping who..
We live in a community where guys see the same girl. And girls see the other guy

Sure thing, but later, going out of town today. Stay tuned

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

You're illiterate if...

A long the same lines as " your a redneck if.. jokes"
Of course I am not sure if I can make being a pervert funny .nerves lol.

YOUR a pervert if..

You.wear women under wear. . To work.on casual day.. If they are not matching then you just have no fashion sense .

Your a pervert.. If you buy.. adult magazines.. like Barely legal.. . Hustler..and XXX Dp Girls
If you buy Play boy.. your just a collector.

YOUR a pervert if.. you pay for sex with a escort That is close to your age.. 25 yr Olds with 19 yr Olds. .your a dirty old man and a pervert if your 60 and you go out with a girl 30 yrs younger. Especially when people thought you were their father.first.

YOUR a pervert.. If. Like to take pictures of naked women..
Your a well payed photographer if it a sports illustrated painted on bathing suit edition..lol

 

[hornygandalf]

You're a pervert if you're not Peter MacKay.

Except... I wonder if Peter Mackay is also a 'pervert' who has had experience of paying for sex?
Look at the announcement he made where he referred to men who use prostitutes as perverts.
Was his body language revealing his discomfort with actually saying that?
Is there a disconnect between what he says and what he has been doing?

I'm not an expert on reading body language, but I do know there are a number of signs that can give away whether there is true authenticity in what we are saying. And I'm not sure that Mackay was really been authentic.

 

[badbadboy]

..... if you hang out on Perb, look at ERS ads and ponder your next liaison. Oops, that's me.

 

[johnsmit]

Go head snapshot. .. who's coping who..
We live in a community where guys see the same girl. And girls see the other guy

 

[johnsmit]

Your.a pervert if
You can read the post of an illiterate person and then use that as an example of illiterate...

Obviously your here for some other reason. Real sonno bernnet.you pervert.

 

[manni]

Except... I wonder if Peter Mackay is also a 'pervert' who has had experience of paying for sex?
Look at the announcement he made where he referred to men who use prostitutes as perverts.
Was his body language revealing his discomfort with actually saying that?
Is there a disconnect between what he says and what he has been doing?

I'm not an expert on reading body language, but I do know there are a number of signs that can give away whether there is true authenticity in what we are saying. And I'm not sure that Mackay was really been authentic.

Mackay has that holier than thou attitude to keep his 'conservative' image intact.
it's the perfect facade.
plus, the culture of politics always seem to be loaded with sex scandal of some type,
so I wouldn't be the least surprised if he has paid for it in the past.

and in the words of Bill Clinton–
"I did not have sex with that woman". ; )

 

[Justin Beaver]

You're a pervert if you are interested in finding someone with an anal prolapse.

Good one...I don't even want to click on that thread title as I'm afraid I won't be able to unsee what I might find in there...

 

[hornygandalf]

Good one...I don't even want to click on that thread title as I'm afraid I won't be able to unsee what I might find in there...

Yep. Exactly. I don't want to know. I don't want to see.

 

[Slapshot1]

Go head snapshot. .. who's coping who..
We live in a community where guys see the same girl. And girls see the other guy

Alright, bear in mind that I mean no disrespect to anyone. I'll just throw out a couple for shits and giggles.

If your ass cheeks look like two bowls of cottage cheese.... Ymmv

If your dick looks like that lone hot dog that was left on the barbecue for a week ....Ymmv

On a more serious note.....

If you walk into an appointment acting as if you're all that and a bag of chips.....you know the rest!

 

[Elle Diablo]

You.wear women under wear. . To work.on casual day.. If they are not matching then you just have no fashion sense.

Is he still considered a pervert if the panties he's wearing are by her request ... and perhaps the panties match the bra she wore that same day?

 

[johnsmit]

Of course no.
Lol

 

[uncleg]

You might be a pervert if.......................