If you wanted to know if the rumours were true............

[retriever]

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Tickle me tickle me,
You-know-where!
Under me kilt, and through me hair!
And if you don't tickle me in the right place,
I'll hoick up my kilt, and pish in yer face!

 

[Blonde Brynn]

Considering how itchy wool is, that takes a real man.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Considering how itchy wool is, that takes a real man.

Amen, sister!