Really, now...

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Dear potential (non-PERB) client,

Thank you so much for the lovely picture of your genitalia...but I have to ask;

• When you buy a new pair of shoes, do you send ALDO a picture of your feet?
• When you buy a new car, do you send the dealership a picture of your garage?

You're not applying for a job; you needn't send a resume or action shot...

Kisses,

Ms Erica

 

[good2bbad]

Dear potential (non-PERB) client,

Thank you so much for the lovely picture of your genitalia...but I have to ask;

• When you buy a new pair of shoes, do you send ALDO a picture of your feet?
• When you buy a new car, do you send the dealership a picture of your garage?

You're not applying for a job; you needn't send a resume or action shot...

Kisses,

Ms Erica

Love it! Good for you Ms E!!:clap2:

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Love it! Good for you Ms E!!:clap2:

Thanks, good2bbad! Isn't about time you headed down Fraser Hwy again? ;D

 

[hornygandalf]

Dear potential (non-PERB) client,
Thank you so much for the lovely picture of your genitalia...but I have to ask;

• When you buy a new pair of shoes, do you send ALDO a picture of your feet?
• When you buy a new car, do you send the dealership a picture of your garage?

You're not applying for a job; you needn't send a resume or action shot...
Kisses,
Ms Erica

Amusing... well responded. But, I do wonder as to what kind of job you would send a shot like that to?
I don't think that would be sufficient for a porn gig (and I thought the bigger deal on that side for males was longevity).
What other possibilities are there?

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Amusing... well responded. But, I do wonder as to what kind of job you would send a shot like that to?
I don't think that would be sufficient for a porn gig (and I thought the bigger deal on that side for males was longevity).
What other possibilities are there?

Of course, I didn't reply to him in such fashion...just educated him a little as to the etiquette of contacting a lady...
The only ad I have ever responded to with a nude shot was one seeking models for a life drawing class...I got the job.

 

[hornygandalf]

Of course, I didn't reply to him in such fashion...just educated him a little as to the etiquette of contacting a lady...
The only ad I have ever responded to with a nude shot was one seeking models for a life drawing class...I got the job.

There is a difference between a nude shot and a shot of genitalia, though. It doesn't sound like it was a nude shot he was sending you.
Nor does it sound like it was a lady he was looking for (as ladies indeed don't respond well to such approaches).

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

There is a difference between a nude shot and a shot of genitalia, though. It doesn't sound like it was a nude shot he was sending you.
Nor does it sound like it was a lady he was looking for (as ladies indeed don't respond well to such approaches).

Indeed there is...one has much more throbbing and interesting camera angles, and the other is a nude.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Nice ask Mr Favre if he'll stop doing this...lol

Obviously the man is proud of his wonder tool.. did he at least send anything that at least shows his Majestic size in Comparison to an everyday object like perhaps ....

Nope...no rulers, Sharpie pens or cigarette lighters in evidence anywhere!

(PS...nice of him to let me know in the FOLLOW UP EMAIL that it's shaved, too...:roll

 

[hornygandalf]

(PS...nice of him to let me know in the FOLLOW UP EMAIL that it's shaved, too...:roll

Is that a criterion you use in the screening of your clients?
Guess it wasn't evident from his initial shot... or was he letting slip that the image wasn't really his anyway?
So, what I am now wondering is whether he will have the temerity to actually book with you, or will become another WOT?

Still, he must have a high opinion of you and your level of demand to have to send supporting evidence to try to persuade you to squeeze him into your busy schedule.

 

[cherise]

actually i have 3 old phones FULL of those shots lolz (and yes ,some from perbites:fear
i received so many i considered publishing a :"cockee table" book .

it is for that reason alone that i disabled data on my phone....cannot send or receive picture messages without it

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Is that a criterion you use in the screening of your clients?
Guess it wasn't evident from his initial shot... or was he letting slip that the image wasn't really his anyway?
So, what I am now wondering is whether he will have the temerity to actually book with you, or will become another WOT?

Still, he must have a high opinion of you and your level of demand to have to send supporting evidence to try to persuade you to squeeze him into your busy schedule.

Nope, it's really not....and yes, it was evident. I guess he wanted me to know that although he was actually OLD ENOUGH to have pubes, he'd shaved them off...sigh...and my money is squarely on 'WOT'...

 

[Elle Diablo]

me: What is this? I think you've got the wrong #

him: Oh sorry. I was sending it (dicpic) to someone I just met last night I must have mixed up the numbers.

me: Well you better get that off to the right recipient!

him: Yea. Sorry again.

him: Hey what are you doing?


This conversation is paraphrased, but essentially is pretty much the exact jist! I love how he thought he was covering his ass by exclaiming it was meant for another chick! (but he has a stranger's phone number in his phone - wtf!? :doh

 

[retriever]

lol, oh I am sure there are many more to come, depending on how many years you work for.
Just delete and ignore. Hell the ding dong probably isn't even his.

Have a great day Ms.Erica

I'm completely shocked by this insensitive thread. People actually insinuating the ding a lings ding dong may be b & s.

Dear potential (non-PERB) client,

Thank you so much for the lovely picture of your genitalia...but I have to ask;

• When you buy a new pair of shoes, do you send ALDO a picture of your feet?
• When you buy a new car, do you send the dealership a picture of your garage?

You're not applying for a job; you needn't send a resume or action shot...

Kisses,

Ms Erica

He probably was just trying to fill you (no pun intended) with anticipation.

Sensitivity training required here..............

 

[cherise]

Nope...no rulers, Sharpie pens or cigarette lighters in evidence anywhere!

(PS...nice of him to let me know in the FOLLOW UP EMAIL that it's shaved, too...:roll

perhaps we should send him a picture of my old DJ's tattoo....she has a full scale ruler inked on her inner thigh

similar to this...

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

perhaps we should send him a picture of my old DJ's tattoo....she has a full scale ruler inked on her inner thigh

similar to this...

Perfect!

 

[Summer-Love]

You know, I've never actually received a genitalia shot from a "prospective client". I almost feel out of the loop.

Maybe when I move to Vancouver I'll start getting them... I hope not though haha. :fear:

 

[PlayfulAlex]

You know, I`ve never actually received a genitalia shot from a "prospective client". I almost feel out of the loop.

Maybe when I move to Vancouver I`ll start getting them... I hope not though haha. :fear:

That`s so funny! I`m a mature gal and I have received many (I say that because sometimes I think the young ladies must receive even more)! I definitely don`t bother opening anyone`s picture any more. Like Ms. Erica has stated, I`m not wondering what you look like, young buck, upstairs or downstairs!

See my response in this thread: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-kinda-humerous-looking-to-get-into-the-hobby

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

That`s so funny! I`m a mature gal and I have received many (I say that because sometimes I think the young ladies must receive even more)! I definitely don`t bother opening anyone`s picture any more. Like Ms. Erica has stated, I`m not wondering what you look like, young buck, upstairs or downstairs!

See my response in this thread: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...-kinda-humerous-looking-to-get-into-the-hobby

And I do not require visual confirmation that you do, indeed, have a penis!