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VanessaofBC

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Some time ago a client left their watch at my house. I held onto it for four months before I realized the client was not coming back.

Then yesterday I get a call at about 9:30am just after I bump the ad. It is a young (20s) client that had been over the night before.

He asked if he had left his WALLET art my house. Keep in mind this is almost 10am. He had left my house at about 6pm the day before. When I went to look under the bed I found nothing. I also felt very bad, losing your wallet is not fun. I told him I have no use for his wallet and if it turns up I will call him.

So my questions are:
Have you ever left something behind?
What did you do, how did you retrieve your item?

Thanks.
 
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Never left anything but forgot to pay once and remembered when I was quite far away, phoned her and she said pay me next time
 
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VanessaofBC said:
Some time ago a client left their watch at my house. I held onto it for four months before I realized the client was not coming back.

Then yesterday I get a call at about 9:30am just after I bump the ad. It is a young (20s) client that had been over the night before.

He asked if he had left his WALLET art my house. Keep in mind this is almost 10am. He had left my house at about 6pm the day before. When I went to look under the bed I found nothing. I also felt very bad, losing your wallet is not fun. I told him I have no use for his wallet and if it turns up I will call him.

So my questions are:
Have you ever left something behind?
What did you do, how did you retrieve your item?

Thanks.
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I have left things as SP's locations a few times over the years. Never a wallet, thank God.

There was a young lady I saw a few years back whose incall was over by the PNE. One day, I discovered that I had left my sunglasses at her place. I called her and she had them. I told her I would pick them up on the next visit. A couple of weeks later, I had the occasion to visit her again and I reminded her about the sunglasses. She opened a drawer in the kitchen and it was full of glasses, sunglasses, wallets, a couple of ties and other sundry items that she said clients had left and never came back for.

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WalterMitty

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I had a lady leave her jacket in my hotel room once. I noticed it an hour or so after she left. Sent her an email to let her know, and I left it with the concierge. She picked it up the next day.

Walter
 
cherise

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i had a client who did a fair bit of business in whistler,and everytime he was in town ,he'd try to convince me to let him pay for a boob job (he loved me, my boobs not so much). so when i was in bellis fair i picked up a boxed set of silicon boobs at the VS. i wore them to dinner and let him think i already had them done .then we had a good laugh when my boobs came off and he tried them on . long story shorter...i forgot them in his room t the whistler fairmont and he had to fly out immediately on an emergency,so he carefully wrapped them in a towel then the courtesy laundry bag ,taped it all up to be discreet and left it at the hotel desk.

to my great embarrassment, the desk staff insisted on opening it and making me describe the contents, as i had forgotten my id at home
 
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Joy Wynnters

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Omg do I have a story.. A few yrs ago I saw a regular client of mine and he was 10 short.. I said it's ok.. It's only 10.. He was so high and felt so bad that he was 10 short.. He gave me his by law badge and id for collateral.. ON PURPOSE!! :eyebrows: He called me 3 days later.. Gave me the 10 and took the collateral back.. NO JOKE. :thumb:
 
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1nitestan

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I was once offered a watch that some other dude left behind but never claimed. I refused only because it was an ugly-ass watch. LOL The only thing I leave behind is a bit of DNA. hehehe
 
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OMG i dont know how i could forget the time a client grabbed my phone by mistake. thank god i have a text only policy( if i dont recognize a number i wont answer).

the phone wouldnt stop ringing ,all from the same unfamiliar number. so shoot off a text requesting" text only please," and it was the dudes wife.shes like WTF im not gonna text you! i phoned my phone instantly and he turned around and we made the switch ,but that could have been ugly for him if i had answered the call.. now i always put my phone in a drawer or something
 
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Years ago, Jessikaxxx and myself were having a really fun time with a client around Christmas. He had been drinking alot of tequila, and when he left was buzzing along nicely.

After he had left, we discovered he had not only left his wallet, but also a rather large bag of powder.

We called him right away and let him know what he had forgotten, and suggested he come back sooner then later,
as it was already super late and we wanted to go to bed.

He showed up, thanked us for our honesty as he was floored that WE actually called HIM to say we had his stuff.

After offering us a "reward" to which we turned down, he went to leave, but spotted a tin of fudge my Mom had made and sent for the Holidays - shaking his head laughing said " What kinda escorts ARE you giving back and not wanting any blow ?? - Doesn't matter- NEITHER one of you needs THIS !! " and took off with his wallet, his baggie and the fudge.
 
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Hammerr6

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A few years ago I was housesitting and decided to invite my regular sp over for a few hrs of fun. We decided to fool around in my buddies master bedroom as the beds in the 3 spare rooms were not that comfy. Things got kinda crazy and after 3 hrs she was getting dressed but alas she couldnt find her thong and after a good 20 mins of searching we gave up and figured they must have been swallowed by a black hole...hmmmm lol. I drove her home and returned to the house and cleaned up the room but still couldnt find the thong and gave up. A few months passed and i forgot all about them and during that time I had actually moved in with my buddy as i sold my place and was in between houses so one day I hear a fight going on upstairs with my buddy and his gf and low and behold she found the pink thong and lost her marbles on my buddy because the thong wasnt hers...lmao i never really liked my buddies gf and kinda always hoped they would break up but he managed to smooth things over i never did get them back..lol

i dont know if I can mention the sp she has retired long time ago but damn i miss her she was the best and could never be duplicated let me tell you. i was seeing her at least twice a week sometimes 3 or 4...ok now i am a bit sad..lol
 
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Hammerr6

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A few years ago I was housesitting and decided to invite my regular sp over for a few hrs of fun. We decided to fool around in my buddies master bedroom as the beds in the 3 spare rooms were not that comfy. Things got kinda crazy and after 3 hrs she was getting dressed but alas she couldnt find her thong and after a good 20 mins of searching we gave up and figured they must have been swallowed by a black hole...hmmmm lol. I drove her home and returned to the house and cleaned up the room but still couldnt find the thong and gave up. A few months passed and i forgot all about them and during that time I had actually moved in with my buddy as i sold my place and was in between houses so one day I hear a fight going on upstairs with my buddy and his gf and low and behold she found the pink thong and lost her marbles on my buddy because the thong wasnt hers...lmao i never really liked my buddies gf and kinda always hoped they would break up but he managed to smooth things over i never did get them back..lol

i dont know if I can mention the sp she has retired long time ago but damn i miss her she was the best and could never be duplicated let me tell you. i was seeing her at least twice a week sometimes 3 or 4...ok now i am a bit sad..lol
 
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GATSBY

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Guess he forgot to read the sticky... Never bring your real wallet and mobile phone...

EDIT: assuming he's trying to find his actual wallet with ID, cards, etc...
 
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stanleystud

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I did a good one not with a SP but a Girl friend that just turned into a ex that moment. I had told her I was done there was lots of yelling I grabbed my wallet and cell phone, ran out the door pushed the elivator button waiting...waiting.... Oh crap I need my car keys. Walk back in and just awkward scilence and staring until I found my keys ughhhhhh really funny too look back at not so funny in the moment. If looks could kill.
 
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