Backpages Ads that make you go WTF?

[george.caruthers]

I could possibly handle this with a few conditions. I would want to meet her and have a session with her first. If things go well, and I am comfortable, maybe the BF can watch, but it would be an outcall and yes, I would expect a rate reduction because this is being done for her BF, not for me. Really wouldn't be much different than a MFM where the other guy isn't doing anything, or being at AQ with the door open.

I was actually thinking of setting this up, without the BF. Thought she might be good for the 3sum I am trying to set up. Her face is nice, short is okay, she looked bigger, that is OK so long as not BBW, not into that. Asked for body pic, got a pic of her pussy instead. Asked again for body pic, no reply. Make what you will of that.

Update, she sent pic of lying on her stomach. I am thinking she is a bbw and doesn't want to show it. She is still pushing for BF to be there, so think it is a no go.

 

[PedroPistol]

This is along the lines of to good to be true LOL

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/shayna-visiting-exotic-blonde-play-girl-21/1662362

 

[RRTycoon]

Laura Vinicombe what are the chances of running in to her in Winnipeg lol.

Edit,

I guess I'm not lurking anymore.

 

[Georgieboy69]

Laura Vinicombe what are the chances of running in to her in Winnipeg lol.

Edit,

I guess I'm not lurking anymore.

RRTycoon nice that you've stopped lurking hopefully see more from you

 

[jonholmes13]

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/angeline-jolie-and-kate-hudson-lookalijkes-22/1974413

You could find these two walking the stroll on Sargent & Ellice. My advice is stay far, far away...

 

[Jethro Bodine]

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/angeline-jolie-and-kate-hudson-lookalijkes-22/1974413

You could find these two walking the stroll on Sargent & Ellice. My advice is stay far, far away...

Angelina Jolie. Ya right! In your dreams sista. LOL!
And I'm a cross between George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

 

[blazejowski]

Angelina Jolie. Ya right! In your dreams sista. LOL!
And I'm a cross between George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

I can see the Kate Hudson, mayyyybe if I had 17 beers beforehand.
I don't think I can drink enough booze to turn the other one into Angelina Jolie....

 

[PedroPistol]

Angelina Jolie. Ya right! In your dreams sista. LOL!
And I'm a cross between George Clooney and Brad Pitt.

I always thought you were a cross of Jim Nabors and Don Knotts

 

[Georgieboy69]

I always thought you were a cross of Jim Nabors and Don Knotts

Now that's funny Don Knotts... sorry JB but that is a vision you better change for the ladies lol

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Now that's funny Don Knotts... sorry JB but that is a vision you better change for the ladies lol

Hey, from what I recall that Mr. Furley was quite the ladies man.

 

[ben_dover]

Angelina Jolie?!?!?! She has to move up about 9pts in the looks dept, grow half a foot, lose 15lbs, spend another 2 solids years in the gym toning up. That may make her look like Angelina after 20 or so drinks.

 

[Deepstrokes]

It's funny what a person see's when they look in the mirror. It's also funny what a guy will say to a lady just to get into her pants. However in this case I think these ladies mite have been smoken something just before they looked in the mirror.

 

[marlowemj]

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/angeline-jolie-and-kate-hudson-lookalijkes-22/1974413

You could find these two walking the stroll on Sargent & Ellice. My advice is stay far, far away...

The ad should have said: Roseanne Barr and Cyndi Lauper lookalikes!

 

[ben_dover]

Laura Vinicombe what are the chances of running in to her in Winnipeg lol.

Edit,

I guess I'm not lurking anymore.

Simultaneous ads in other cities. Maybe they're triplets. I am first up for a triplet session

 

[ben_dover]

Laura Vinicombe what are the chances of running in to her in Winnipeg lol.

Edit,

I guess I'm not lurking anymore.

One post in three years. I look forward to your next post in 2016.

 

[Sixpak]

One post in three years. I look forward to your next post in 2016.

A RailRoadTycoon doesn't have much time to be posting!!

Quote Originally Posted by RRTycoon
Laura Vinicombe what are the chances of running in to her in Winnipeg lol.

 

[RRTycoon]

One post in three years. I look forward to your next post in 2016.

I heard there was prize for longest active lurker. Turns out I had pecked out the reply and hit submit on reflex and lost my coveted lurker position. So now that I'm out of the contest I might post more.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I heard there was prize for longest active lurker. Turns out I had pecked out the reply and hit submit on reflex and lost my coveted lurker position. So now that I'm out of the contest I might post more.

So what you're saying is....you're no longer the Master of Your Domain? :eyebrows:

 

[cherise]

I heard there was prize for longest active lurker. Turns out I had pecked out the reply and hit submit on reflex and lost my coveted lurker position. So now that I'm out of the contest I might post more.

hehehehe:thumb::thumb:
i know JB.......titties lolz

 

[Biggs520]

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/Female...dbut-never-dulpicated-204-930-1898-25/1851990

Pretty sure there is a crack pipe in plain view in 2 pics. All the more reasons to stay away from this one.