SP's: What is one thing you wish more clients would do?

[girth-brooks]

For all the SP's out there - I notice more and more people are joining perb and there are a lot of newbies on here in general. There are also a lot of new SP's popping up all the time that no one has experience with. It can sometimes be a nerve racking experience when meeting a new SP for the first time. What is one thing you wish more clients would do to make your job easier or more enjoyable?

 

[cherise]

introduce themselves in the initial contact ! so often i get messages that simply say "hey" "yo" "wassup" "you free" "how much to suck my dick".then they wonder why they dont get any response
is it so hard to be cordial.." hi cherise? this is john . i was just looking at your ad and really think id like to see you! are you available this evening?

 

[girth-brooks]

introduce themselves in the initial contact ! so often i get messages that simply say "hey" "yo" "wassup" "you free" "how much to suck my dick".then they wonder why they dont get any response
is it so hard to be cordial.." hi cherise? this is john . i was just looking at your ad and really think id like to see you! are you available this evening?

Yeah, I can see that being a bit annoying. I think it's one of those things when trying to initiate contact for the first time - no one really knows what to say, so they say anything.

 

[Peyton Anders]

Bring me more diamonds.

Just kidding. I would say better phone manners like Cherise had already mentioned. Texts are a little hard to decipher if the gentleman has poor manners or is just text illiterate so a sentence actually helps way more than a one or two word sentence.

But seriously, more diamonds please.

 

[girth-brooks]

Bring me more diamonds.

Just kidding. I would say better phone manners like Cherise had already mentioned. Texts are a little hard to decipher if the gentleman has poor manners or is just text illiterate so a sentence actually helps way more than a one or two word sentence.

But seriously, more diamonds please.

I like to text beforehand to tell a SP what I am looking for, but talking on the phone is still the best way (for both). Society is so text crazy these days, I think just confuses guys on 'how to' initiate contact. I had texted a SP once and it went directly to a land line. Another time, I called, it went straight to voice mail, but then she replied via text seconds later.

 

[cherise]

im a landscaper so usually have people and/or noisy equipment nearby so texting works best for me. also alot of places i get not enough signal for a phone call,but texts seem to squeeze through

 

[girth-brooks]

im a landscaper so usually have people and/or noisy equipment nearby so texting works best for me. also alot of places i get not enough signal for a phone call,but texts seem to squeeze through

At least more and more ads have a "Call only" / "Text Only" message at the bottom which solves that problem compared to the ones that don't

 

[cherise]

1) Be respectful of a ladies boundaries 2) Don't haggle prices especially before you even meet the lady its tacky. With so many sp's in Vancouver area just look for ones within your budget.

being a mature provider, you wouldn't believethe amount of calls i get saying"hey i'm a hot young guy and good in bed ....we should hang out when you aren't working" lolz

 

[cherise]

Haha I consider "young & good in bed" an oxymoron.

very true

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I only use a landline at the moment, but will be putting my cell on a plan soon. I too prefer voice to voice, but unless you're a perbite, you've got to email first to ask for my number, since this is the ONLY place I post it.

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

1. Book ahead; it's much nicer to feel like an experience to look forward to than a last minute alternative!

2. Chew up a nice refreshing breath mint on the way to the front door!

3. Buy me nice underwear!!! ;D I prefer to buy (or make!) my own jewellery, but I LOVE getting lingerie or lingerie gift cards so I can wear something pretty JUST for them!

 

[girth-brooks]

3. Buy me nice underwear!!! ;D I prefer to buy (or make!) my own jewellery, but I LOVE getting lingerie or lingerie gift cards so I can wear something pretty JUST for them!

I like that idea

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

I LOVE LINGERIE...

After 20+ years of industrial bras and granny panties, I really REALLY get off on the La Senza shopping experience. (I adore VS too, but I get faint from sticker shock when I go in there!) I have such a good time talking with the girls there, putting stuff away for next time. (They actually keep a bag in the back marked 'Miss Erica' at Guildford! LOL) Whether I'm in a sweater and jeans, yoga pants (Old Navy! $15!!!) or a killer designer dress and heels, you can bet I'm wearing pretty ginch! ;-D

4) If something were to come up unexpectedly and I needed to cancel, understand that I'm a human being and shit happens. I'll give you the same benefit of the doubt (at least once or twice, but NOBODY gets a chance to pull the same stunt three times! Once is believable, twice is bad luck, three times is a serial pattern of behaviour!

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

5. CLIP & FILE FINGER AND TOENAILS! Fingernails because scatches in mucosa HURT! Toenails because ...ick!

 

[alcxd]

I LOVE LINGERIE...

I really REALLY get off on the La Senza shopping experience. (I adore VS too, but I get faint from sticker shock when I go in there!) I have such a good time talking with the girls there, putting stuff away for next time. (They actually keep a bag in the back marked 'Miss Erica' at Guildford! LOL) Whether I'm in a sweater and jeans, yoga pants (Old Navy! $15!!!) or a killer designer dress and heels, you can bet I'm wearing pretty ginch! ;-D

I'll take you shopping anytime, if I ever make it off the Rock, to Van :eyebrows:

 

[alcxd]

Sorry Ms Erica, I think I f......... something up & removed part of your Post. I'm Bad

 

[cherise]

I LOVE LINGERIE...

I really REALLY get off on the La Senza shopping experience. (I adore VS too, but I get faint from sticker shock when I go in there!) I have such a good time talking with the girls there, putting stuff away for next time. (They actually keep a bag in the back marked 'Miss Erica' at Guildford! LOL) Whether I'm in a sweater and jeans, yoga pants (Old Navy! $15!!!) or a killer designer dress and heels, you can bet I'm wearing pretty ginch! ;-D

I'll take you shopping anytime, if I ever make it off the Rock, to Van :eyebrows:

ah but ms erica (and myself )are in cloverdale....not so far from the rock

 

[alcxd]

ah but ms erica (and myself )are in cloverdale....not so far from the rock

As you can tell, Not from the Lower Mainland, Long swim. :fear: Hopefully in the new year i'll make it over :clap2:
New Year, holly crap this year has flown

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

You didn't mess anything up, sweetie! (And I get over to the Island...I'm sure there's a La Senza at Woodgrove or the like!

 

[cherise]

ah but ms erica (and myself )are in cloverdale....not so far from the rock

As you can tell, Not from the Lower Mainland, Long swim. :fear: Hopefully in the new year i'll make it over :clap2:
New Year, holly crap this year has flown

ooops haha...thought you meant white rock! hmmmmm.... ms erica, aren't a bunch of us ladies heading across the water later this month?