triple header ..grrrr

[cherise]

starts at 3:30 am guy wants to see me right away
as im rushing to get ready e keeps texting with questions when i notice an HOURhas passed so i text him and say
look sweety i cant play this anymore its now 4:30 time to end your fun !he texts back that im uptight and he seriously wanted to see me,but hes losing my number now .i blew it haha

2nd at bat young guy wants just a quick foot job .says he is 5 mins away ...since i was all dolled up already i figure sure why not ? 40 minutes later he shows up with 40$ bye bye


and the 3rd (and hopefully last) piece de'resistance


incoming picture message ...ugh here we go

me:sorry but my phone wont open picture messages
him: too bad 4 u how r ya
m: i'm great! why too bad for me? am i missing out on the greatness that is your cock? lolz
h: lol too funny
h: no i just want to find a girl that can see what i look like
m: are you invisible to most?
h: what?
m: well you need a girl who can see your looks
h: i,m simply horny and cant hit he bank til am
h: and i,m not a gross old guy
h: im cute 30 yrs
yada yada weve all heard what follows but does it end ...no he wants to call me when he gets a girl to give him credit til the bank opens. i suggest he come up with a better story...its sunday banks are closed haha
suggested he might offer his cell phone to one forv collateral ..
h:ugh noway its my umbilical cord
m: but you will get it right back
blah blah he is still trying to text me and convince me to let him come over
very abridged version ...tooo tired to do the whole thing
anybody interested in the numbers just ask

 

[cherise]

now im turning off my phone and going to sleep

 

[cherise]

Wow 3 losers in 1 morning. Sorry to hear it cherise. That's pure garbage. Hope your day turns out better in the PM.

make that 4 BJ ...ah well everyday can't be perfect lolz

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Time for some guys to pull their heads out of their asses. Too many bargain seekers. No lady is having a big box blow out black friday sale on her services

I was JUST musing on this, as I had a first time client ask on Friday "Now that I have had a 2 hour session, is there any discount on your 1 hr. rate?" in addition to some other VERY insulting questions that will result in his never becoming a second-time client. I don't do coupons, punch cards, discounts or buy 2 get one free! Sorry to hear you've caught a run of loseritis, cherise! I had a day like that last week...

 

[cherise]

Time for some guys to pull their heads out of their asses. Too many bargain seekers. No lady is having a big box blow out black friday sale on her services

ummm badger....? i have a big "bootay", but no "big box" on this beautay ound:

 

[cherise]

I had a guy steal my phone in Regina.

oh gawd i hate that. hopefully you actually backup all of your data. unlike myself who loses everybodys numbers

 

[Caramel]

Sorry to hear! Its one of the reasons I don't work night! Also can you pm me the numbers thx

lol this doesnt even matter, some days i think fuck faces wake up early just to piss me off, or during lunch...there are psychos and gentlemen all hours of the day !

 

[Dickson]

starts at 3:30 am guy wants to see me right away
as im rushing to get ready e keeps texting with questions when i notice an HOURhas passed so i text him and say
look sweety i cant play this anymore its now 4:30 time to end your fun !he texts back that im uptight and he seriously wanted to see me,but hes losing my number now .i blew it haha

2nd at bat young guy wants just a quick foot job .says he is 5 mins away ...since i was all dolled up already i figure sure why not ? 40 minutes later he shows up with 40$ bye bye


and the 3rd (and hopefully last) piece de'resistance


incoming picture message ...ugh here we go again

This is why I donot like to send pictures

I hope I am not that big a disappointment.

 

[cherise]

you are already not a disappointment sweetheart ! i love our chats and i told you i dont even think about peoples physical attributes .

 

[lena]

Well said Anita!

 

[cherise]

I never had a booking that started out with texting. To every single text my reply is: You have to call me for more info. Most don't bother to call. Saves me a lot of grief.

People who want to be here in 5 minutes are usually either not serious or they show up and leave because they had no idea what you were offering in the first place. It taught me not to see anybody at such a short notice.
Texts about cocks would result in a quick block. Not that I ever had one....
Guys who send pictures are into sending pictures, not into booking

I think we should write a manual for newbie girls LOL

i ONLY respond to texts initially for a myriad of reasonns
1 ) i have a day job and cant speak openly
2) i can weed out the idiots that have no manners based on their wording
3) if a guy is texting ,both his hands are busy and he doesnt hear my voice to wank off while looking at my pics

 

[PlayfulAlex]

I don't wanna judge the nighttime crowd because those guys need love too! And the ladies that provide it are really angels! But honestly, I have found that the daytime/business crowd are rarely no-shows or prank appointments. I gave up on the night crowd a long time ago.

Sorry you had the bad luck you did the other night, Miss Cherise. Your recent reviews from sweet guys surely must have made up for those few bad apples!

 

[myselftheother]

The thing is...it's was 3:30 am. Wouldn't you think that most of the freaks and wots are only out at that time? Scrape the bottom of the barrel, etc. For example just look at CL's postings after midnite...full of bad ideas.

 

[cherise]

The thing is...it's was 3:30 am. Wouldn't you think that most of the freaks and wots are only out at that time? Scrape the bottom of the barrel, etc. For example just look at CL's postings after midnite...full of bad ideas.

believe it or not ,there lots of guys that work afternoon/graveyard shifts and like to get a massage after work

 

[good2bbad]

I'm quite certain your have a delightfully nice bootay and and equally nice "box" to go along with it...lol :clap2:

yes she does! :nod:

 

[cherise]

yes she does! :nod:

hehe....so when you gonna visit them again

 

[vancity_cowboy]

believe it or not ,there lots of guys that work afternoon/graveyard shifts and like to get a massage after work

True, lots of 'normal' people get horny in the middle of the night.

true, but most of them live relatively organized lives and will book ahead during normal business hours. we're talking about the bangers and the partiers here, and they are never a good idea for normal folks

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

true, but most of them live relatively organized lives and will book ahead during normal business hours. we're talking about the bangers and the partiers here, and they are never a good idea for normal folks

I would love to give the cowboy a full body massage. :eyebrows:

 

[cherise]

true, but most of them live relatively organized lives and will book ahead during normal business hours. we're talking about the bangers and the partiers here, and they are never a good idea for normal folks

but i prefer not to accept advance bookings,as 9 times out of 10 ....they are the no shows