who doesn't masturbate?

[johnsmit]

Sometimes I have to wonder.. how many men don't masturbate.. or women for that fact
When I see how many men just want a 15 minute quickie.. and don't seem to be able to wait any longer
Have they ever hear about masturbation.. do they think its a mortal sin.Or do they think they have to be a man by sticking his cock in vagina and getting off

Well it just a thought for the night because I know some times
..maybe most times . i rather masturbate than hand out200 bucks just to get off

 

[bcneil]

Are you asking why men have sex with women, instead of just jacking off?

 

[UhOh]

I think he's looking for a hj from either a man or a woman. He has just $200 to offer, which is a fair amount for a hj. But he doesn't want it to go too long because his god makes its rounds every 50 min

 

[Real Sonny Burnett]

Sometimes after wonder.. how many men don't masturbate.. are women for that fact
When I see how many men 50 minute quickie.. and don't seem to be able to wait any longer
Have they ever hear about masturbation.. do they think its a mortal sin.Or command has to be a man by sticking his cock in vagina getting off

Well it just a thought for the night because I know its time rather masturbate than a 200 bucks just to get off

Reading this post made me masturbate.

 

[amigo67]

I remember my first beer too...

 

[johnsmit]

it seem some are a little embarrassed to answer the question
Definitely I'd rather be having sex with a woman rather other than masturbating but as we all know that's not the regular occurrence with us man on this board or in general

 

[sbill]

I'm guessing John Wayne Bobbitt stopped masturbating.

At one point.
For awhile.

Same with John Wilkes Booth, likewise John Wayne Gacy.
Different points in time.
More permanent.
Different reason.

Note:
John Wayne Bobbit should NOT be confused with

John Franklin Bobbitt
Apparently a noted American educator
Born about 1876
has likely also ceased masturbation, tho.

See also King (Prince) John, John of Occam*, and Little John ...

Addendum: sorry that's William of Ockham, whose 'Occam's razor' was paraphrased to "entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity" by John Punch from Cork in 1639 (Wikipedia). Too many Johns and their willies get confusing. But you do see a trend...

 

[dipsett]

i masturbated every single day from the ages of 11-22 upwards to 5 times some days back when i had too much time on my hands.

 

[Bobo The Rabbit]

When I don't have access to a SP I will. When I'm not up north and at home I don't watch porn, I'll just see a SP.

 

[1nitestan]

There are only two types of people in this world:

Those who masturbate.........

















.....and liars.

 

[VanessaofBC]

There are only two types of men in this world:

Those who masturbate.........

.....and liars.

Fixed that for you hun.

I feel oh so sad for some of the senior citizens, particularly women, who were raised to think that sex was "evil", many will die without ever having an orgasm.
I also hate to say that there are many young women who suffer from female genitle mutilation and will therefore NEVER have an orgasm.

 

[retriever]

Fixed that for you hun.

I feel oh so sad for some of the senior citizens, particularly women, who were raised to think that sex was "evil", many will die without ever having an orgasm.

Ah, so you've met my Mother. You let your husband because it was your duty. She's a good Catholic girl. I'm just good at being bad. So I'm told.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

priest caught a young lad jerkin' off behind the rectory garden fence one day and explained to him the evils of masturbation and that he should save it up for when he got married

years later the same priest performed the marriage ceremony between the same young man and his blushing virgin bride. the address was full of reminiscences of the couple's first holy communions and their confirmations into the church

after the ceremony when the couple was signing the church register, the young fella took the priest aside and asked him if he still remembered catching him masturbating behind the garden. the priest told him of course he remembered but that he had been forgiven his sins and should not have any guilt over the incident

the young fella asked him if he remembered telling him to save it up for his marriage. of course i remember said the priest

well the young fella said, i'm married now and i'd like to know what to do with it. the priest asked him if he was seeking guidance on marital sexual matters

the young fella said no, he was wondering what to do with the four 5 gallon pails of 'it' that he had saved up in his shed!!

 

[let's review]

Here's a tip:
If your masturbating to a chick you desire and can't cum, switch to thinking about one you've already had. Works every time.

 

[kauffman]

Sometimes I have to wonder.. how many men don't masturbate.. or women for that fact
When I see how many men just want a 15 minute quickie.. and don't seem to be able to wait any longer
Have they ever hear about masturbation.. do they think its a mortal sin.Or do they think they have to be a man by sticking his cock in vagina and getting off

Well it just a thought for the night because I know some times
..maybe most times . i rather masturbate than hand out200 bucks just to get off

I don't. I cant find my penis

 

[amigo67]

I don't. I cant find my penis

 

[felixthecat]

I don't. I cant find my penis

But you don't need one. Wikipedia page has a few women's pictures to prove that point. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

 

[amigo67]

But you don't need one. Wikipedia page has a few women's pictures to prove that point. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation

I'm sure she is familiar with how to operate the equipment.