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Wow, all the shit I never wanted to know about you people, but couldn't stop reading LOL!

OK, always liked the SNL skit with the guy and the photocopier---mr copier, making copies. the copy-meister...LOL. OK, so that got me thinking about a 'Meister' root as someone who has put in their dues to master something. Yup, got the T-shirts in this hobby.

Then, on a biz trip to London, I found they didn't poon there. No No. In the UK, it's a Punt. Yep, I became an overnight Punter, and it was good. Really Good! They even have Punter boards there. Those Brits have to have a different fuking colloquialism for fucking everything! (Fuk, can't believe I used colloquialism on perb--fuking 1st for everything lol). Ooop's soory 'bout all the 'fuks, but that's what I found in jolly old London too. So now I am a fuking Punter, but I didn't want 'Fuk' in my handle, so Punt-Mesiter it is. Master of the Punt. Still working, so haven't changed it. Have been confused with a kicking footballer, silly watercraft, and bubble-glass liquid measure, but so-the-fuk-what. Staying true to my roots. Punt-On!

Punt.

fuk yeah!!!!............
 

Guardian Angel

Active member
Feb 26, 2006
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One young lady I met years ago worked out of the old Cloverdale MP in Surrey area. We became very close friends. She needed to get out of the business so I helped her financially and emotionally until she was able to get herself on track. She always called me her Guardian Angel. When I found this site, I decided to go with that name.

I still see her now, 10 years later, as a friend. She has two beautiful little girls and has managed to make a great home and life for her family.

G.A.
 

Fakenham

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redmond barry escaped service in the british army by disguising himself in a stolen officer's uniform. he soon encountered a prussian officer and introduced himself as lt fakenham.
the regrettable choice of name led to some prodding from the prussian and after a few drinks redmond's ridiculous cover story unraveled completely.

my source for this name is the kubrick film of thackeray's novel barry lyndon. i must have been watching it for the 100th time when i finally created a profile here, so it was on my mind.
i guess its lucky i wasn't watching dr strangelove (for the 1000th time) when i signed on or i might've chosen lt batguano.

an anticipated bonus to this pseudonym is the difficulty some folks have when contracting it. i get pm's to 'fak' and 'faken' since nobody seems comfortable calling a fellow member 'fake'.
 

PuntMeister

Punt-on!
Jul 13, 2003
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One young lady I met years ago worked out of the old Cloverdale MP in Surrey area. We became very close friends. She needed to get out of the business so I helped her financially and emotionally until she was able to get herself on track. She always called me her Guardian Angel. When I found this site, I decided to go with that name.

I still see her now, 10 years later, as a friend. She has two beautiful little girls and has managed to make a great home and life for her family.

G.A.
That is a great story. Nice.
 

WWTDD

New member
Jan 29, 2008
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What Would Tyler Durden Do. Brad Pitt from Fight Club. Also the name of a website I used to visit all the time. Not that I am remotely like Brad. More like Jeff Goldblum.
 

shyboy123

Member
Feb 12, 2009
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I am an idiot and did not think I would ever login more than a few times and did not justify a cool handle. In hindsight I would have chosen something like "El Jefe".

FML
 

dickotoole

Active member
Feb 17, 2006
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Dick Otoole. Dick - a male name and name for cock - my cock is why I am here. :) Otoole, I thought about going with Peter Otoole cause he was such a perv - Caligula movie. A simple name for the sole purpose of allowing research on where to best have my Dick, my tool, rubbed the right way. :)
 

badbadboy

Well-known member
Nov 2, 2006
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In Lust Mostly
Ladies think when they meet me "hey you are not so bad but actually nice". When I leave they say yah, you are one badbadboy :pound:
 

Man Mountain

Too Old To Die Young
Oct 29, 2006
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Ladies think when they meet me "hey you are not so bad but actually nice". When I leave they say yah, you are one badbadboy :pound:
I don't know why you won't just publicly admit that it's because you were a HUGE fan of 80's Canadian hair band, Haywire, and your fond memories of seeing them perform this song live at the Roller rink when you were young and impressionable :p :D

 

kauffman

person impersonator
May 8, 2011
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Something one can never pinpoint
I don’t get it :confused:
Mine was automatically generated at sign up, y’all got to choose for yourselves?
LOL For reasons that i may or may not have come up with.:thumb::D
 
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