How many of the "personas" on this forum are BOTS?

[PuntMeister]

OK, Busted. I am a bot. My sub-routine caught this bot thread and my deep code compelled me to post this coming out expose'. Yes, Punt is nothing but a cheezie algorithm design to engage you in conversation and lure you to my many spam sites where you will happily purchase times shares, slap-choppers, and 5-payment plan knuckle shavers for all your in-laws.

Next they are working on a creativity algorithm to make me sound more believable. Ha! Good luck with that.

Forever yours in pre-programmed servitude,

Punt-Bot.

 

[GATSBY]

What the bot?

 

[kauffman]

I have often wondered if you are a b0T? Very obscure posts and comments remind me of R2D2 or CP30 :nod:

What is with the "female impersonator" line under your name. Curious Perbites need to know.

Well Im pretty sure I'm not a bot as when I step away from my computer I still appear to exist. Female Impersonator is open to interpretation. Texhnically my corporal self is female however my cyber persona leanstoward the masculine side. However given that the bulk of my experiences from which I draw upon in support of the points i have attempted to make on numerous past occasions but which have often dissolved into obscure rambings are from an unavoidably feminine perspective, i thought "female impersonator" might be more accurate. And clearly accuracy and clarity are my strengths....

as are my keep powers of observation bb

 

[kauffman]

OK, Busted. I am a bot. My sub-routine caught this bot thread and my deep code compelled me to post this coming out expose'. Yes, Punt is nothing but a cheezie algorithm design to engage you in conversation and lure you to my many spam sites where you will happily purchase times shares, slap-choppers, and 5-payment plan knuckle shavers for all your in-laws.

Next they are working on a creativity algorithm to make me sound more believable. Ha! Good luck with that.

Forever yours in pre-programmed servitude,

Punt-Bot.

a Program that makes you buy more should be called store bot

 

[Unpossible]

a Program that makes you buy more should be called store bot

A Program that sTarts Dumb threAds could Be called a "bothe4d"

 

[kauffman]

A Program that sTarts Dumb threAds could Be called a "bothe4d"

I suppose things that you don't understand could be considered "dumb.",I wonder more about those that make the effort to respond in such a way... does putting down something that another member finds interesting make you feel like you belong to the exclusive club that gains their self worth by insulting others? Surely if you are going to contribute to a thread you could add to it... and if you dont understand it maybe move on to adding constructive comments to another.
On another note...
I do enjoy the opportunity finding this type of response on one of my threads gives me . That is part of the joy of these threads... discovering who was affected by my words so much that they took the time to say anything at all....
I suppose I could have been clearer in explaining my inquiry... but I find it fascinating how it is interpreted. A couple seemed to have an idea what I was getting at.... or maybe it was just a Dumb thread....
Bothead

 

[Unpossible]

I suppose things that you don't understand could be considered "dumb.",I wonder more about those that make the effort to respond in such a way... does putting down something that another member finds interesting make you feel like you belong to the exclusive club that gains their self worth by insulting others? Surely if you are going to contribute to a thread you could add to it... and if you dont understand it maybe move on to adding constructive comments to another.
On another note...
I do enjoy the opportunity finding this type of response on one of my threads gives me . That is part of the joy of these threads... discovering who was affected by my words so much that they took the time to say anything at all....
I suppose I could have been clearer in explaining my inquiry... but I find it fascinating how it is interpreted. A couple seemed to have an idea what I was getting at.... or maybe it was just a Dumb thread....
Bothead

A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

 

[kauffman]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

Gosh I'm sorry.... I was supposed to just laugh and not answer in my usual rambling vague and odd manner.... is there a place here that states the rules of engagement on these forums... I seem to be getting it wrong all over the place. Apologies if I didnt provide the correct follow up.
DingBot

 

[Unpossible]

Gosh I'm sorry.... I was supposed to just laugh

Exactly...

 

[PuntMeister]

Is there a Perb discount for the slap-choppers?
I hear it’s all the rage with woman beaters.

Yes, If you order within the next ten minutes, you will receive (at no extra cost), a tur-duck-en roasting pedestal (empty Kokanee can). And, Punt will also personally dress up in sexy lingerie and send you pics of may hairy assed man-hood peeking over my Agent Provocateur frilly-lacies. Actually, no I won't--cuz it's gross. But you will get the turducken roasting pedestal along with the abusive slap-chopper knock-off.....

 

[Man Mountain]

I have often wondered if you are a b0T? What is with the "female impersonator" line under your name.

I see one of two possibilities...

Fembot...?

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Or maybe...

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