Backpages Ads that make you go WTF?

[Jethro Bodine]

A while back after seeing the pics the lady posted on BP, of her in the cluttered basement beside the furnace I PM'd BC Mod. and asked if we could start a thread of the BP ads that make one go WTF!
Not the scams or rip offs (we already have that) but more like the ones Blaze posted about earlier.
BC Mod said as long as we kept it civil and wasn't used as unpaid advertising we could go ahead.

Have fun boys but lets keep it clean.

Cheers

 

[blazejowski]

I'm still in shock from the one I posted...

*shudders*

*goes into fetal position on floor, crying*

 

[EuroSZabina]

Why don't you post the picture so that we can learn from it, make sure we all leran from it

Wink, wink...

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Like I told Cherise.
You ladies can only post here if you show us your tits!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Not so fast Ms. Szabina. Like I told Cherise.
You ladies can only post here in the Wpg. section if you show us your tits!

Damn I hate it when for some reason it double posts then won't let you delete the first one.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

That's the one that has Blaze reduced to a whimpering mass of flesh and his penis acting like a frightened turtle.

As for Szabina, that's one of my life's regrets. I had planned to see her a couple of times in the past when I was out in Vancouver but never got around to it. Then she retired before I had the chance.

 

[EuroSZabina]

I've seen the lovely EuroSzabina before when I was in Vancouver, and she is definitely gorgeous from top to bottom (and everything in between).

Now as far as BP Ads go, how about the pictures for this one?

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=1906804&image=1936856

I saw this and was truly frightened.

Oh no!!!! This has to be a joke....somebody is playing a joke on this lady

 

[johnqsmith]

Does it have to be BP? I've seen some astonishingly bad ads on CL.

 

[george.caruthers]

Oh no!!!! This has to be a joke....somebody is playing a joke on this lady

I think it is a guy?

 

[bylobuc66]

That one creepy pic actually gives me chills..she had an ad before on bp but this time she is six years younger

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Here's one from today.
http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/x0x-nakitaa-x0x-sexy-sweet-and-discrete-23/1937844

Blurry cellphone pics! My favorite. :thumb:

 

[Adamantine Nose]

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/phoenix-non-carb-meal-donation-31/1933699

Pretty for sure, but I just don't know what's she's asking for..? A pizza?

 

[Jethro Bodine]

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/phoenix-non-carb-meal-donation-31/1933699

Pretty for sure, but I just don't know what's she's asking for..? A pizza?

I like the top photo of her. Is it her graduation photo from Robertson College?
I guess with all the conversation on the other thread about the lady with "4 Degrees" she doesn't want to be out done.

 

[will2serve]

Here's a gem!


http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/vien-mfourer-mon-tabarnak-colis-25/1935300

 

[Ms Erica Phoenix]

Here's a gem!


http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/vien-mfourer-mon-tabarnak-colis-25/1935300

Tabernac indeed!!!

 

[PedroPistol]

Jethro, I didn't go to college like you did, what does this ad mean?
http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/phoenix-welcome-to-the-coming-of-price-31/1933699

 

[wpgman69]

She's talking about the Coming of price. It's like Jesus on a dollar bill.

 

[will2serve]

Hey All.
It's clearly a misplaced advert for UPS.
If I type "Viens fourrer mon Tabarnak colis." into Google translate I get "Just shove my Tabarnak package.".
They must be referring to the proper handling of fragile parcels at the Montreal facility!

 

[blazejowski]

Tabernac indeed!!!

Saint osti de siboire!!! Crisse de calisse!!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Things must be getting slow. I don't think I've ever seen them advertise on BP before.

http://winnipeg.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nevadas-relaxation-great-christmas-specials-27/1897857