The Happiest Pooners...have you noticed a trend?

[PlayfulAlex]

Have you noticed the trend of happy reviews, where the lady does (almost) everything for (next to) nothing? The reviewer seems to be dancing a jig on the way out, and can't wait to get home to his computer to tell the story.

I find this rather disturbing. Sometimes I wonder what the industry is coming to? Am I over-reacting? Because I do have a few restrictions (I believe they're for my safety and yours)?

Your opinions please...

 

[BORKO]

Have you noticed the trend of happy reviews, where the lady does (almost) everything for (next to) nothing? The reviewer seems to be dancing a jig on the way out, and can't wait to get home to his computer to tell the story.

I find this rather disturbing. Sometimes I wonder what the industry is coming to? Am I over-reacting? Because I do have a few restrictions (I believe they're for my safety and yours)?

Your opinions please...

Can you give an example of these super happy reviews?

 

[HunkyBill]

I kinda see what you're seeing....but not really. Happy reviews of SPs from newer members that for the most part actually have quite lame service as experienced by senior members. As always, people do "talk" amongst themselves, not necessarily in the threads

 

[VanessaofBC]

Honestly, I rarely read the reviews anymore because I do find them sometimes upsetting.

I do not need to know how a client dissects the date when they leave. And I have no interest in reading the intimate details of others.

Do not get me wrong. It's not like I NEVER look, but I do not make it a habit. When I first got to town yes, I read a lot, but not anymore.

Sometimes I feel sorry for the girl for "not knowing better" but then you have to wonder if everything the reviewer says is true.

 

[HunkyBill]

Very true....and that's often how most reviews are: the SP is put under a microscope. However, equally annoying is how some reviews are written as if they're they're a draft for Penthouse forums or an erotic short story. Some people get their kicks from reading these kinds of reviews.

Nobody likes to be critiqued, that's why most people quiver come performance review time with their boss.

 

[badbadboy]

I am confused by the statement "for next to nothing"?

Which review or reviews made you make this statement?

Admittedly, I am mostly a happy pooner and state as much in my reviews. Almost always, I bring a gift and or tip too.

I also read a lot of reviews and your eyes and mine are seeing things through different glasses IMHO.

I realize you are unable to post in review threads but honestly I do not see or not notice these things which you mention.

 

[phil_anderer]

I think Alex's observations are correct. Personally, i am finding the progressive writing of reviews to be too "technical", almost like an road test of the latest Moto Guzzi. All I want to know is if the SP is a fake or if it is a dangerous situation, is her place clean, etc.

 

[amigo67]

I think Alex's observations are correct. Personally, i am finding the progressive writing of reviews to be too "technical", almost like an road test of the latest Moto Guzzi. All I want to know is if the SP is a fake or if it is a dangerous situation, is her place clean, etc.

I agree. I just want to know if the reviewer enjoyed her company. Whatever else is between them... and I don't need the details.

 

[VanessaofBC]

I think Alex's observations are correct. Personally, i am finding the progressive writing of reviews to be too "technical", almost like an road test of the latest Moto Guzzi. All I want to know is if the SP is a fake or if it is a dangerous situation, is her place clean, etc.

HA HA!

I like how you say that. Guys complain about ladies being "mechanical" yet I find some of the reviews to be written in a "mechanical" fashion...if that makes sense....

 

[HunkyBill]

HA HA!

I like how you say that. Guys complain about ladies being "mechanical" yet I find some of the reviews to be written in a "mechanical" fashion...if that makes sense....

Robots are the most critical of each other, have you not noticed?

 

[VanessaofBC]

Robots are the most critical of each other, have you not noticed?

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[amigo67]

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[normisanas]

I am confused by the statement "for next to nothing"?

Which review or reviews made you make this statement?

Admittedly, I am mostly a happy pooner and state as much in my reviews. Almost always, I bring a gift and or tip too.

I also read a lot of reviews and your eyes and mine are seeing things through different glasses IMHO.

I realize you are unable to post in review threads but honestly I do not see or not notice these things which you mention.

You should learn to read between the lines and take the position of what an SP might think if you want to understand "for next to nothing". It's pretty obvious isn't it?

She's disturbed by just how far an SP will go ("almost everything", she says) for a few bucks, and disturbed how men are so happy about this, and also disturbed at how they can merrily go along writing a detailed graphical review about what she did. First of all, the health risk to her. Secondly, if she did that why a man could care less about her health, and thirdly, if she did give so much away, she would expect discretion yet he blabs it all over the internet.

 

[normisanas]

Have you noticed the trend of happy reviews, where the lady does (almost) everything for (next to) nothing? The reviewer seems to be dancing a jig on the way out, and can't wait to get home to his computer to tell the story.

I find this rather disturbing. Sometimes I wonder what the industry is coming to? Am I over-reacting? Because I do have a few restrictions (I believe they're for my safety and yours)?

Your opinions please...

I empathize with your disturbance, but at the same time, you should know better. Men and women typically take a different view on sex, paid or unpaid.
Also as far as paid sex is concern, because sex is a commodity for sale, it is treated by the consumer as a commodity - and many sellers (the SP) also treat it completely as a commodity. Some believe in attracting consumers by giving more away for less, and many consumers think they're getting better value for the money. And let's face it, the only real distinguishing feature between the suppliers is the personality of the supplier... and many females are so generic they might as well be just 3 holes. In other words ladies, work on your brand because that's what sets you apart from all the rest.

 

[Alix Turner]

Have you noticed the trend of happy reviews, where the lady does (almost) everything for (next to) nothing? The reviewer seems to be dancing a jig on the way out, and can't wait to get home to his computer to tell the story.

I find this rather disturbing. Sometimes I wonder what the industry is coming to? Am I over-reacting?
Your opinions please...

I think you might be, but do you remember misty moonlight? Any time I feel like "something" is going on that I didn't get the memo about in the perbiverse... I remind myself that they rarely go unexplained or uninterrupted for very long.

 

[Alix Turner]

Am I over-reacting?
Your opinions please...

I think you might be, but do you remember misty moonlight? Any time I feel like "something" is going on that I didn't get the memo about in the perbiverse... I remind myself that they rarely go unexplained or uninterrupted for very long.

 

[badbadboy]

I think you might be, but do you remember misty moonlight? Any time I feel like "something" is going on that I didn't get the memo about in the perbiverse... I remind myself that they rarely go unexplained or uninterrupted for very long.

I agree, you sometimes need a decoder ring to navigate these threads. Misty's threads / posts were sometimes entertaining and usually batshit crazy :nod:

Since I see mostly paid advertisers and or their 'friends', therefore, I don't have to read between any lines in any reviews about them. I know what type of service to expect.

IF one were visiting AMP's and pushing for things off the menu and receiving these extra services then wouldn't it be a good idea not to crow to the universe that you were partaking in unsafe sex?

 

[sevenofnine]

I don't really read reviews any more.

But my two cents.
They fall into two catagories.

A guy is just over joyed to get laid, or a service he hasn't had much of or the type of women he rarely is so lucky to see.
So he is just fucking happy doesn't really care what it costs.

Or number two. He has been laid lots had the women and the services he has desired, the honey moon is over.
So he has become a lot more critical and money conscience.

For me, its not really the experiance I am seeking, that is a bbbj or greek or a young blonde big titted bimbo.

I simply want to feel something sexual, feel sexually alive.

But I think more guys are hooked on the stats, the numbers, how old bra size what did we do, etc etc.
Its easy to get in the feast or famine sort of mentallity, I think.

 

[BORKO]

I find it disturbing that some SP's promote themselves to be safe GFE and then you read a review about a guy saying he received a BBBJ from the same SP. So, while the overly happy pooners can feel like you're reading a transcript of some guy breaking down a sex tape, I'm kind of glad they exist when the reveal the odd eyebrow raising fact about a SP.

Does safe GFE automatically mean CBJ?

 

[HunkyBill]

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