Need recommendations for a regular SP...
- Thread starter BORKO
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I've been browsing Perb for a while now but this one is a can't miss opportunity for me to post on a thread. Yes, I admit, BORKO is my type. :nod:
Hi all,
So I am looking for recommendations that have the following qualities:
1) Tall, 5'7" or taller;
2) Slim, ideally athletic and fit, boobs can be real or fake but I like them nice;
3) Blonde, natural or not, just has to be somewhat convincing and well groomed;
4) Under the age of 30;
5) Broad service menu;
6) Local with a nice, clean, incall in the Lower Mainland;
7) Regular availability with a focus on evenings and weekends. Weekends preferred;
8) Easy to book with, via e-mail or phone, doesn't matter; and
9) Reliable, does not cancel last minute or generally on time.
10) His name must be BORKO
Budget is up to $1 per hour.
Pls help me!!!!
Hi all,
So I am looking for recommendations that have the following qualities:
1) Tall, 5'7" or taller;
2) Slim, ideally athletic and fit, boobs can be real or fake but I like them nice;
3) Blonde, natural or not, just has to be somewhat convincing and well groomed;
4) Under the age of 30;
5) Broad service menu;
6) Local with a nice, clean, incall in the Lower Mainland;
7) Regular availability with a focus on evenings and weekends. Weekends preferred;
8) Easy to book with, via e-mail or phone, doesn't matter; and
9) Reliable, does not cancel last minute or generally on time.
10) His name must be BORKO
Budget is up to $1 per hour.
Pls help me!!!!
That account actually appears have been deleted, but I'm sure you can have his spot in my fan club...
I dunno, you're at a good start because you're following me from thread to thread telling me how much you love me. But you may be trumped by the people who either have all of their posts or the vast majority of their posts telling me how much they love me.
It truly is flattering and awe inspiring to have a legion of internet fans that are so secure enough in themselves that they spend so much of their time declaring their eternal love for me and trying to form connections with me just because of some posts I made on the internet. It makes me feel very humble to have touched people in this way...
that is incorrect. i just dont wish to persue an endless and meaningless debate with you. thank you.
That's the spirit! Keep taking the time out of your day to declare your love for me, I'm glad that I have had such an impact on you that you feel driven to do that.. Maybe I will reward you some day and I will let you put my penis in your mouth..I can't be modest anymore, I have an eternal love for you too! Oh Borkie
Oh Borkie! You're so sweet
You have more than kept me spirited and have been a major impact in my life. But I've hurt you by my joking. I am only being sarcastic of a homosexual attraction to you and your micro-penis would be a turnoff to both men or women. Not much of a reward I think you'll agree.Hm... It sounds like you don't love me and that you are just someone that is so insecure that you have to follow me around the internet to say mean things... I guess that's your burden to bear and not mine though.Oh Borkie! You're so sweet
PS - I'm glad that you're thinking about my penis and the size of my penis. That's not homosexual in the slightest.
