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Scientists have finally invented a pill that cures C. Difficle, and the cure is natural. They pack a bit of poop or artificial poop with load of naturally happening bacteria from an intestine, into a pill and you swallow it and it drops those little guys into your gut. The contents replace what antibiotics did away with and your C. Difficle is eliminated.

Well I had a bout of that, and have had stomach problems after being on antibiotics, so have a very special trusted friend that would give up a few moments of that special service now and then. It really did cure me. I learned about that from reading about doctors spraying poop from other people in patients with c Difficile and having a perfect cure. Developed in Toronto, this new pill overcomes that need.
 
Scientists have finally invented a pill that cures C. Difficle, and the cure is natural. They pack a bit of poop or artificial poop with load of naturally happening bacteria from an intestine, into a pill and you swallow it and it drops those little guys into your gut. The contents replace what antibiotics did away with and your C. Difficle is eliminated.

Well I had a bout of that, and have had stomach problems after being on antibiotics, so have a very special trusted friend that would give up a few moments of that special service now and then. It really did cure me. I learned about that from reading about doctors spraying poop from other people in patients with c Difficile and having a perfect cure. Developed in Toronto, this new pill overcomes that need.
 

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i heerd tell of a country doctor that developed quite a reputation for unusual but effective cures

one day a feller came in and said he had two things wrong with him: he'd lost his sense of taste and he couldn't remember anything

the doctor excused himself and went out into the waiting room and asked one of the fellers out there if he wouldn't mind filling two capsules with some of his own shit. the feller came back with the two filled capsules and the doctor thanked him and took them back into the patient inside his office

he told the patient to slowly chew one of the capsules upon which the patient make a huge face and said 'doc, that capsule tastes like SHIT!'
the doctor triumphantly said 'see, your sense of taste has returned! and if you ever feel your symptoms coming back take that other capsule out and have a hard look at it and i bet your memory will turn out to be cured as well!!'

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The pill form is new but not the treatment...


How Microbes Defend and Define Us

In 2008, Dr. Khoruts, a gastroenterologist at the University of Minnesota, took on a patient suffering from a vicious gut infection of Clostridium difficile. She was crippled by constant diarrhea, which had left her in a wheelchair wearing diapers. Dr. Khoruts treated her with an assortment of antibiotics, but nothing could stop the bacteria. His patient was wasting away, losing 60 pounds over the course of eight months. “She was just dwindling down the drain, and she probably would have died,” Dr. Khoruts said.

Dr. Khoruts decided his patient needed a transplant. But he didn’t give her a piece of someone else’s intestines, or a stomach, or any other organ. Instead, he gave her some of her husband’s bacteria.

Dr. Khoruts mixed a small sample of her husband’s stool with saline solution and delivered it into her colon. Writing in the Journal of Clinical Gastroenterology last month, Dr. Khoruts and his colleagues reported that her diarrhea vanished in a day. Her Clostridium difficile infection disappeared as well and has not returned since.

The procedure — known as bacteriotherapy or fecal transplantation — had been carried out a few times over the past few decades. But Dr. Khoruts and his colleagues were able to do something previous doctors could not: they took a genetic survey of the bacteria in her intestines before and after the transplant.

Before the transplant, they found, her gut flora was in a desperate state. “The normal bacteria just didn’t exist in her,” said Dr. Khoruts. “She was colonized by all sorts of misfits.”

Two weeks after the transplant, the scientists analyzed the microbes again. Her husband’s microbes had taken over. “That community was able to function and cure her disease in a matter of days,” said Janet Jansson, a microbial ecologist at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory and a co-author of the paper. “I didn’t expect it to work. The project blew me away.”

Scientists are regularly blown away by the complexity, power, and sheer number of microbes that live in our bodies. “We have over 10 times more microbes than human cells in our bodies,” said George Weinstock of Washington University in St. Louis. But the microbiome, as it’s known, remains mostly a mystery. “It’s as if we have these other organs, and yet these are parts of our bodies we know nothing about.”

Dr. Weinstock is part of an international effort to shed light on those puzzling organs. He and his colleagues are cataloging thousands of new microbe species by gathering their DNA sequences. Meanwhile, other scientists are running experiments to figure out what those microbes are actually doing. They’re finding that the microbiome does a lot to keep us in good health. Ultimately, researchers hope, they will learn enough about the microbiome to enlist it in the fight against diseases.

Rest of the article:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/13/science/13micro.html?pagewanted=all



Approximately 14,000 people a year die of "C. diff" infection, usually acquired in hospitals. Until very recently, the only treatment for this disorder entailed a few weeks infusion with broad spectrum antibiotics. In most cases, this approach was unsuccessful or led to several recurrences of the disease. However, almost unbelievably, fecal transplants cure about 90% of the patients with these infections.

http://biotech.about.com/b/2013/09/06/obesity-gut-bacteria-and-poop-transplants.htm




there were indications that Fecal Transplant could benefit other conditions including ulcerative colitis, autoimmune disorders, neurological conditions, obesity, metabolic syndrome and diabetes, and Parkinson's disease.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy


It's also looking like it might be effective to treat obesity. But not quite there yet...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/06/h...s-can-slim-mice-down.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
 

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Hold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.

It's a gross topic but a serious problem. Half a million Americans get Clostridium difficile, or C-diff, infections each year, and about 14,000 die. The germ causes nausea, cramping and diarrhea so bad it is often disabling. A very potent and pricey antibiotic can kill C-diff but also destroys good bacteria that live in the gut, leaving it more susceptible to future infections.

Recently, studies have shown that fecal transplants — giving infected people stool from a healthy donor — can restore that balance. But they're given through expensive, invasive procedures like colonoscopies or throat tubes. Doctors also have tried giving the stool through enemas but the treatment doesn't always take hold.

There even are YouTube videos on how to do a similar treatment at home via an enema. A study in a medical journal of a small number of these "do-it-yourself" cases suggests the approach is safe and effective.

Dr. Thomas Louie, an infectious disease specialist at the University of Calgary, devised a better way — a one-time treatment custom-made for each patient.

Donor stool, usually from a relative, is processed in the lab to take out food and extract the bacteria and clean it. It is packed into triple-coated gel capsules so they won't dissolve until they reach the intestines.



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"There's no stool left — just stool bugs. These people are not eating poop," and there are no smelly burps because the contents aren't released until they're well past the stomach, Louie said.

Days before starting the treatment, patients are given an antibiotic to kill the C-diff. On the morning of the treatment, they have an enema so "the new bacteria coming in have a clean slate," Louie said.

It takes 24 to 34 capsules to fit the bacteria needed for a treatment, and patients down them in one sitting. The pills make their way to the colon and seed it with the normal variety of bacteria.

Louie described 27 patients treated this way on Thursday at IDWeek, an infectious diseases conference in San Francisco. All had suffered at least four C-diff infections and relapses, but none had a recurrence after taking the poop pills.

Margaret Corbin, 69, a retired nurse's aide from Calgary, told of the misery of C-diff.

"It lasted for two years. It was horrible. I thought I was dying. I couldn't eat. Every time I ate anything or drank water I was into the bathroom," she said. "I never went anywhere, I stayed home all the time."



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With her daughter as the donor, she took pills made by Louie two years ago, and "I've been perfectly fine since," Corbin said.

Dr. Curtis Donskey of the Cleveland Veterans Affairs Medical Center, who has done fecal transplants through colonoscopies, praised the work.

"The approach that Dr. Louie has is completely novel — no one else has done this," he said. "I am optimistic that this type of preparation will make these procedures much easier for patients and for physicians."

The treatment now must be made fresh for each patient so the pills don't start to dissolve at room temperature, because their water content would break down the gel coating. Minnesota doctors are testing freezing stool, which doesn't kill the bacteria, so it could be stored and shipped anywhere a patient needed it.

"You could have a universal donor in Minnesota provide a transplant for someone in Florida. That's where we're heading," Donskey said.

Other researchers are trying to find which bacteria most help fight off C-diff. Those might be grown in a lab dish and given to patients rather than the whole spectrum of bacteria in stool.



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The hope is "we could administer that as a probiotic in a pill form," Donskey said.

Louie sees potential for the poop pills for other people with out-of-whack gut bacteria, such as hospitalized patients vulnerable to antibiotic-resistant germs.

"This approach, to me, has wide application in medicine," he said. "So it's not just about C-diff."

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i heerd tell of a country doctor that developed quite a reputation for unusual but effective cures

one day a feller came in and said he had two things wrong with him: he'd lost his sense of taste and he couldn't remember anything

the doctor excused himself and went out into the waiting room and asked one of the fellers out there if he wouldn't mind filling two capsules with some of his own shit. the feller came back with the two filled capsules and the doctor thanked him and took them back into the patient inside his office

he told the patient to slowly chew one of the capsules upon which the patient make a huge face and said 'doc, that capsule tastes like SHIT!'
the doctor triumphantly said 'see, your sense of taste has returned! and if you ever feel your symptoms coming back take that other capsule out and have a hard look at it and i bet your memory will turn out to be cured as well!!'

:D
That deserves to be in the LOL of the Day, VCC. That was really funny!!!!
 

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In Emergency Situations, a Fecal Transplant May Be a Lifesaving Option

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/10/08/fecal-microbiota-transplant.aspx

"... it's important to understand that you have the power to prevent such a dangerous condition from occurring in the first place. It would certainly be nice if more doctors understood the importance of reseeding the gut with probiotics during and after a course of antibiotics, to reduce the health risks to their patients. However, as in so many other instances, many doctors still overlook this critical step, and this is where knowledge and self-responsibility comes into play."
 

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There you go: the next time you have the urge to convince someone to do a little bit of coprophagia straight from your butthole, this is the perfect excuse! Hey baby, how about a hot lunch? ;)
 

normisanas

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I understand how and why poop transplants are necessary but how does it relate to "replacing rimming"?
I think what newatit meant is that it's no longer necessary to get your fill of poop that way. I too didn't quite make the connection at first, for eating ass doesn't normally equate to a hot lunch for me.

But I suppose for those who watch a few too many extreme porn movies from Germany, like, yeah. Bon (scatological) appetit!

While we're on the topic, there was this SouthPark episode where a bunch of them were connected "a la Human Centipede", feces to mouth, in order to power an IPad, or HUMANCENTiPAD:


- read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HumancentiPad
 
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