PSE? Why would anyone in their right mind want that?

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Do you like to sit under hot lights masturbating while everyone around you looks annoyed, knowing that if you can't get wood in the next 5 minutes you're fired? Do you like being paid under a third of what the female talent is paid?

If so, you'd probably like the male Porn Star Experience. Seriously though, it is not a good job for the average male unless he does gay porn. Even with Cialis and Viagra, the pressures are harsh and you're competing with 20+ other guys for the same job.

The reason male porn stars are getting better looking is because the female models demand it, and when you are producing films, the female talent is the goddess everyone worships and tries to please. Without her, the film is over.

Filming a porn consists of creating several little scenes and editing them together to make it seem as though a man can fuck for 20 minutes straight at jackrabbit speed in doggy-style. Under lights that feel like a tanning booth after 10 minutes. While a sweaty stoned guy/girl moves around you with a camera filming it and I'm motioning for you to move your hand out of the shot. It's filmed in 4 or 5 minute clips, and each one seems like an eternity.


You can't mimic something that doesn't exist, so don't worry if you can't fuck like a porn star. No one does.

Except me of course. ;)
 

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hahaha, way to put some reality to the old myth about those porn movies....I used to be rather intimidated by them nonetheless and wished I could last longer than six seconds with a beautiful woman....:doh:
 

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hahaha, way to put some reality to the old myth about those porn movies....I used to be rather intimidated by them nonetheless and wished I could last longer than six seconds with a beautiful woman....:doh:
Most men go 3-7 minutes on average. Most male porn stars are held together by Viagra and beer anyways.
 

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I never "got" Ron Jeremy - I mean the guy is a fat slob - he's smart and savvy; but fat and imo quite unattractive.

I never did watch any of his moves.
 

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Do you like to sit under hot lights masturbating while everyone around you looks annoyed, knowing that if you can't get wood in the next 5 minutes you're fired? Do you like being paid under a third of what the female talent is paid?

If so, you'd probably like the male Porn Star Experience. Seriously though, it is not a good job for the average male unless he does gay porn. Even with Cialis and Viagra, the pressures are harsh and you're competing with 20+ other guys for the same job.

The reason male porn stars are getting better looking is because the female models demand it, and when you are producing films, the female talent is the goddess everyone worships and tries to please. Without her, the film is over.

Filming a porn consists of creating several little scenes and editing them together to make it seem as though a man can fuck for 20 minutes straight at jackrabbit speed in doggy-style. Under lights that feel like a tanning booth after 10 minutes. While a sweaty stoned guy/girl moves around you with a camera filming it and I'm motioning for you to move your hand out of the shot. It's filmed in 4 or 5 minute clips, and each one seems like an eternity.


You can't mimic something that doesn't exist, so don't worry if you can't fuck like a porn star. No one does.
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Except me of course. ;)
I can tell you from personal experience that it's a lot of fun even if it can be stressful. But even then, it's a fun kind of stress. You do also get a lot of respect from the male crew and affable feelings from the females. You get to go to some wild parties. Last but not least, you make female friends who you often get to know and enjoy no strings attached personal time with.
 

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I never "got" Ron Jeremy - I mean the guy is a fat slob - he's smart and savvy; but fat and imo quite unattractive.

I never did watch any of his moves.
Yep, but he can get a boner on cue and is always horny.
 

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I can tell you from personal experience that it's a lot of fun even if it can be stressful. But even then, it's a fun kind of stress. You do also get a lot of respect from the male crew and affable feelings from the females. You get to go to some wild parties. Last but not least, you make female friends who you often get to know and enjoy no strings attached personal time with.

I like your take, but it's not as funny. :D
 

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Yep, but he can get a boner on cue...

Maybe in a previous life. The guy is disgusting but I've seen some of his clips, not because I enjoy but more like seeing a car crash. The guy can barely get hard, he often holds the base of his dick to keep the blood in so as to stay hard. How stoned does a young hottie have to be to let that guy stick it in her.
 

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I've always made the argument that porn must be really, really taxing sex. All the stop and start, redo this, retake that, I need a better angle...

I'll take clumsy and awkward "Real Sex" any day of the week.
Done! When? lol.... :D
 
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