LOL of the day

[PlayfulAlex]

A guy goes to a dentist for a tooth extraction and when the dentist pulls out the needle he says, "I hate needles! No needles".
So the dentist pulls out the nitrous and the guy says, " No gas! Just the thought makes me claustrophobic!"
So the dentist asks if he is okay with pills and he says, "I'm totally fine with pills." So the dentist gives him two pills.
The guys asks, "What are these pills anyway?"
"Viagra." the dentist says.
"Viagra? I didn't know Viagra works as a pain pill." the guy says.
to which the dentist replied, "It doesn't, but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth."

Now that made me...

 

[VanessaofBC]

Adults Only

 

[VanessaofBC]

 

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[VanessaofBC]

.......insert funny pic here....

"In my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up bitch!"

HA!!!

 

[VanessaofBC]

Next time you tell me there are a ton of naked women in the pool.......

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[sarc]Thanks.[/sar]

 

[VanessaofBC]

 

[VanessaofBC]

As of today, there are 113 days left until Christmas!

http://www.xmasclock.com/

[sarc]That's not funny, that's EVIL!!! [/sarc]

 

[Jethro Bodine]

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That deserves a second post! ound:ound:

 

[VanessaofBC]

That deserves a second post! ound:ound:

And a cut of the profits...great idea Mr. Foxx!!!

 

[VanessaofBC]

*** INSERT FUNNY SHIT HERE****

ok, ok....idk which is funnier.ound:

1. 4" dildos
2. "RIP GRANDPA"
3. The messed up unicorn head...

wtf.....????

edit: and #4. It was posted at 4:20. HA!!!!

 

[VanessaofBC]

 

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[PlayfulAlex]

That deserves a second post! ound:ound:

How about a third post?

 

[Poseidon]

I love Denmark!

 

[VanessaofBC]

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I got this this morning! ^^^

 

[Daytime Owl]

The Secret to Long Life.

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above,
sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,

"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"



"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.



"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.



Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.



On weekends, I pop pills, get wild with the boys, and don't exercise at all."



"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



"Forty," she replied.

 

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[VanessaofBC]