Anybody ever heard of a "team bath"?

[SFMIKE]

Often when reading ads by Asian orgs, sometimes a little bit gets lost in the translation.

Recently saw team bath offered by a Chinese place locally.

Now I have heard of "company showers" (we have to assume they mean an accompanied shower, but never know). Then there are table showers, always nice. But, is a team bath where the whole crew bathes with you? Not likely. But nice thought.

And, along the same line regarding translations, Vancouver is the only place I ever encountered girls having been described as having "busty tits". What exactly does that mean? Must be a Canadian thing, maybe not. But there are so many C/L ads using the same term one has to wonder who writes these ads. Or do they all copy the same wording from other ads, not understanding what they are really saying.

Inquiring minds need to know.

 

[NataliaBijoux]

There has been a couple of posts that describe their tits as "boob shaped-tits" I am still trying to figure that one out.

 

[Caramel]

maybe they misspelled "tongue bath"...

p.s NataliaB your photo is so beautiful <3

 

[BORKO]

There has been a couple of posts that describe their tits as "boob shaped-tits" I am still trying to figure that one out.

Could be that they are shaped like real boobs as opposed to ice cream scoop fake boobs?

 

[NataliaBijoux]

Thanks hun!

maybe they misspelled "tongue bath"...

p.s NataliaB your photo is so beautiful <3

 

[BORKO]

There's a girl who has the worst fake tits that are soooooo bad not only are the scars as wide as my thumb the tits are basically SQUARE SHAPED.


Can someone tell me what a table bath is? Is it what it sounds like?

Maybe square shaped was the purpose, makes them easier for packing and shipping like square watermelons.

I guess a table bath is when they get bathed with a sponge on the massage table?

 

[kickback]

There's a girl who has the worst fake tits that are soooooo bad not only are the scars as wide as my thumb the tits are basically SQUARE SHAPED.


Can someone tell me what a table bath is? Is it what it sounds like?

Done this at an Asian MP on Hastings. Got on a padded table in a room with a concrete floor and a drain. She used a hose with warm water sponge and soap

 

[Smilf]

There has been a couple of posts that describe their tits as "boob shaped-tits" I am still trying to figure that one out.

Nice new sig pic girlie Sorry for derailing the thread.

 

[NataliaBijoux]

Thank you! Hope you are doing well

Nice new sig pic girlie Sorry for derailing the thread.

 

[Avery]

Can someone tell me what a table bath is? Is it what it sounds like?

It's usually called a table shower. The masseuse soaps the clients back, ass crack and legs and then uses a hand held shower to rinse him off. She then repeats the process on the front side, with special attention paid to his "accessories". This is very common in US Asian MPs and is usually followed by a sauna before the massage and extras.

 

[chaos88]

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[chaos88]

Done this at an Asian MP on Hastings. Got on a padded table in a room with a concrete floor and a drain. She used a hose with warm water sponge and soap

Which AMP? Tried this in Japan and it was awesome!

 

[vancity_cowboy]

team bath is a steam bath with somebody who has a speech impediment

 

[VanessaofBC]

team bath is a steam bath with somebody who has a speech impediment

The most obvious answer... steam baths are fun... i think there is a place on east hastings ...is it still there?? My friends took me back in the day on my first visit to Vancouver.

 

[Pornholio]

In Vietnam at a nice hotel, I had a team experience. Was like a assembly line. Started with a shower (solo) then sat down at a beauty spa sink had hair washed massaged, mani pedi by someone else in another room, sauna then steam room, another shower, then massage, followed by hE. Was only like $20 Cad. The HE was routine, as if everyone found it part I the massage!

 

[SFMIKE]

team bath is a steam bath with somebody who has a speech impediment

Bingo, Vancity gets the prize. I intentionally mentioned "team bath" out of context. Taken in context the obvious mistake is visible.

Regarding table shower, they are truly a pleasure, but not the most sanitary.

Most places I have been to use a fluffy sponge and dip it into a bucket of warm, soapy water. To make it a little more sanitary, after getting off the table (where you have been laying in a puddle of soapy residue) the attendant will use a hose to rinse you off, front and back. Then it is back to the massage room where the real fun begins. The room with the table shower is in what is called a "wet room", tile floor and the table is usually elevated off the floor.

I once had a table shower in Richmond, but have never seen another in the area.

 

[kickback]

It's usually called a table shower. The masseuse soaps the clients back, ass crack and legs and then uses a hand held shower to rinse him off. She then repeats the process on the front side, with special attention paid to his "accessories". This is very common in US Asian MPs and is usually followed by a sauna before the massage and extras.

The way you describe it sounds much better

 

[Fakenham]

there was a table shower set up at hawaiian girl, first amp i ever visited in vancouver. can't remember who my girl was but i enjoyed the experience.
as for cleanliness... let's just say "not very".

 

[PlayfulAlex]

At around the 2-minute mark, she makes reference to feeling like a limp noodle at the end of the massage...sound familiar?

 

[BORKO]

"Boob shaped tits" That will always make me laugh.

Along with "very putty girl"

That could be cutesy slang for submissiveness, like she will be putty in your hands...