In response to "These Are the Best Clients"...I bring you "These Are the Best SPs"

WingedHorse

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In response to "These Are the Best Clients"...I bring you "These Are the Best SPs"

Prior to seeing you, provide friendly responses to your inquiries.

Let you into their building at the appointed time, or at least apologize if late.

Look like the photos they advertise with.

Provide the services they advertise.

Know what it was you discussed prior to your meeting them, such that they know what services you are looking for, and which ones you are not.

Appear happy and to be enjoying themselves.

Give you a friendly send-off.

Respond when you text them to say thanks.
 

vancity_cowboy

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to which i'll add:

give you the full measure of time you pay for, or even a little bit more

nothing makes for a happier customer than the guy that can say 'she's not a clockwatcher'
 

BORKO

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I agree with everything mention from the guys above. I like to add that I usually like to message the lady after our time together and thank for for seeing me but there was one lady who beat me to the punch once and messaged me first after our date ... I'd like to say I think she is pretty special !! ( I know it's kind of cheesy)
Who was the special lady?
 

Smilf

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I agree with everything mention from the guys above. I like to add that I usually like to message the
lady after our time together and thank for for seeing me but there was one lady who beat me to the punch once and messaged me first after our date ... I'd like to say I think she is pretty special !! ( I know it's kind of cheesy)
Gonzo are you teasing me?? I will squirt in your eye ;)
 
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Respond when you text them to say thanks.
Sometimes when A gentleman leaves and I think they do not realize how much fun I truly had with them. So I will send a little note to let them know! It usually goes to the ones that come in all shy and quiet, yet once relaxed proceed to entertain me with their jokes, stories and other (;))talents!! :)

Hell, anything other than “Oh Fuck” when they open the door is great!
Now why would you ever say that if you have done your research before going to visit a lady!?!
 

badbadboy

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If there is anything I can add to the list so far its "spontaneity". The ones who change it up an bit and don't have a set routine how your time is going to be spent.
You know what I mean; you shower, meet in the bedroom, bit of kissing and touching, bit of oral then on goes the cover and a couple of positions then shower and out the door. It's like they have a mental clock on how much time to be spent doing this or that and I am really into foreplay so I sometimes throw some SP's off. The ones who are really into mutual pleasure are golden in my book.

One of my more memorable encounters was when we never made it past the bathroom. She came in the bathroom while I was showering and being told me "I'm really horny today, lucky you" made it extra special that day ;)
 

normisanas

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Best client: arrives on time, is courteous and grateful and worships her
Best SP: ready on time, is courteous and grateful, and worships his cock

Best client: clean and well groomed and doesn't sweat too much
Best SP: has a clean place, and whose pussy doesn't stink

Best SP: provides services without skimping
Best client: receives services while respecting boundaries

Best client: brings a gift, and gives a tip
Best SP: provides extra service, gives extra time

Best client: writes a note to tell her how lovely she was to be with
Best SP: writes a thank you note and asks him to see her again because he was so much fun

Best client: prepares his appearance so that he looks congenial, clean and a gentleman.
Best SP: looks like her photos (looks slim and is not fat, for example), and didn't lie about her age

Now that would be the ideal wouldn't it? The truth is, is that more clients fit that ideal than the SP's fit theirs. More often than not you will hear how many SP's flake out on appointments, feel entitled to make a guy wait and wait and wait, is not what is advertised, skimps on what is advertised, accept all kinds of gifts without any corresponding generosity, and the list goes on and on.
 
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The truth is, is that more clients fit that ideal than the SP's fit theirs. More often than not you will hear how many SP's flake out on appointments, feel entitled to make a guy wait and wait and wait, is not what is advertised, skimps on what is advertised, accept all kinds of gifts without any corresponding generosity, and the list goes on and on.
I beg to differ with you on this point ... you only hear about the SP's misgivings because of sites like this ... one day us providers will have to go into detail about the issues we have with clients. I'd say more clients do not fit the ideal simply because their numbers are higher. It's not politically correct for us to go into detail about the shortcomings we deal with on a day to day basis from clients. Trust me though ... we deal with them !;)
 

twelvetwentytwoam

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I was once told that the problem is that you only ever hear when things go wrong (for the most part) so it looks worse than it is.
For all the bad things you hear there's way more positive things that happen but most of the time you do t hear about it.
true but I think a majority of us are fair with our reviews. I rarely blame a SP for a bad experience. most of the time I believe it's due to lack of chemistry between me and a SP rather than simply bad service. I've never had a SP give me attitude. most of the time I'm rushing myself to finish (sexual anxiety thing that I have) rather than the SP telling me to hurry up. the only time I was slightly annoyed was when a SP literally forced me to take a shower even though I literally just jumped out of a shower 15 mins ago before I arrived (I always scrub down head to toe and put on light cologne before a session. actually had a few compliments from SPs about how good I always smell).

To me, as long as she is responsive, friendly, willing to please and seems to be enjoying herself as much as I am, I'll have a good session. And I definitely enjoy ladies who consider themselves company to us rather than getting the deed over with and showing us the door immediately after.
 
Best client: brings a gift, and gives a tip
Best SP: provides extra service, gives extra time

You and I differ here. To EXPECT extra services because you have brought a gift is a little like her even expecting a tip in the first place.

You should tip for a job well done, just leave it to the end like you do most other professions.
Be upfront about the money, that it is for extras,. otherwise to dangle money in front of my face like it is a carrot on a stick is NOT gonna get you anywhere.
 
Best client: writes a note to tell her how lovely she was to be with
Best SP: writes a thank you note and asks him to see her again because he was so much fun

On Your First date: yes, if you liked her that much drop her a line afterwards to say so.

It is typically NOT part of our job description to continue contact after a first date, that is up to you. If we do not return the email, I would say that it is safe to move along to another lady.

As for writing thank you notes to clients. Maybe, if they have made my day for a reason unknown to them or if I know they are going through tough times, or even if they just celebrated an achievement.

But outside of those circumstances I would never contact a client again. Unless, a as I mentioned, he is a regular or has specially requested me to .

For most people going to see a lady is a bit like a one night stand. You will never see or talk to them again.

imho.
 

sevenofnine

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The best sp's have prepared for you,
And you know as soon as you walk in they have dressed showered makeup etc.
Just for you.


The best sp's as soon as you see them, there is no doubt, the purpose of this is for sex.
The very very best sp's will start before you do,

The very very best sp's on a first date will start as soon as the door is closed.

The very best sp's will know what you like or fiqure it out during a session and make sure you get it before you leave.

The very besst sp's do something or feel or touch or taste in a way like no other women you have met and you just love it.
You find something very unique and special about her body or the way she has sex and you just love.
 
The best sp's have prepared for you,
And you know as soon as you walk in they have dressed showered makeup etc.
Just for you.


The best sp's as soon as you see them, there is no doubt, the purpose of this is for sex.
The very very best sp's will start before you do,

The very very best sp's on a first date will start as soon as the door is closed.

The very best sp's will know what you like or fiqure it out during a session and make sure you get it before you leave.

The very besst sp's do something or feel or touch or taste in a way like no other women you have met and you just love it.
You find something very unique and special about her body or the way she has sex and you just love.
We are not mind readers! :)
 

sevenofnine

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funny.

maybe i deserved that,
maybe not.

the first lady i ever saw in this,
was simply the best.

she set the standard for me.
no one has ever lived up to her.

I have never met a women with so much sexual power and dominance no one even comes close.
well maybe vj did come close.




tough to live up to.

are we a bit insecure ladies.


a simple truth ladies.
very few people are good a their jobs, most are just average. which is just adequate. enough to get by,
this is no different.
 
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