These are the BEST clients ;)

Smilf

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One's that do thorough research before coming to see you.

Are polite and cordial upon arrival.

Show up with a gift and tip (doesn't matter the size of the tip or what the gift is, it's the thought that counts).

Like to engage in conversation before the session, share some wine and some laughs.

Then send you a thank you message after leaving, which made my day last evening.



So thank you to the person that did this, VERY, VERY awesome, I must say!
 
Best clients:

Clean and polite.
Arrives on time and without having to call multiple times for the address.
Mentions he has read my website and Does not push my boundaries during the session
Leaves me laughing and smiling when I walk him to the door. (As I hope I have done for him) ;)

Repeat clients. I love them too!!! (and they know that) :nod:

edit: Confident in knowing what they want when booking an appointment
 

Smilf

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Let's not forget guys who shave their gonads, so we don't have to floss our teeth with pubic floss.

Oh and the one's who wipe their butts after using the bathroom because nobody likes racing tracks or skid marks on their sheets!
 

Elmore

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One's that do thorough research before coming to see you.

Show up with a gift and tip (doesn't matter the size of the tip or what the gift is, it's the thought that counts).
Many women in this industry like to compare themselves to lawyers and other professionals whose services we pay top dollar for. I can't say I have heard of women in this industry comparing themselves to service providers such as maids or waitresses who I tip very liberally. But I would never consider tipping my lawyer or accountant...I think they would actually be offended.
 

BORKO

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Many women in this industry like to compare themselves to lawyers and other professionals whose services we pay top dollar for. I can't say I have heard of women in this industry comparing themselves to service providers such as maids or waitresses who I tip very liberally. But I would never consider tipping my lawyer or accountant...I think they would actually be offended.
I don't think a lawyer could accept a tip without breaching some kind of rule.
 

Smilf

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Many women in this industry like to compare themselves to lawyers and other professionals whose services we pay top dollar for. I can't say I have heard of women in this industry comparing themselves to service providers such as maids or waitresses who I tip very liberally. But I would never consider tipping my lawyer or accountant...I think they would actually be offended.
How am I comparing myself to a waitress or a maid? Lot's of clients give tips.
 

sevenofnine

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with the risk of the ladies wrath i have to disagree with most of the op comments.

thorough research not always necessary, depends if your looking for something specific, or fussy,.
only the basics need to be covered, the rest you find out when you meet.

a tip and a gift,
a bit presumptious i think.
and it depends on the ladies price and how many hours.
i mean if your paying big bucks for a supper date, and maybe some options, and she is higher end lady. shit you have allready dropped a wad of money.
if she is at the lower end of the price range, and you booked well not a supper date, maybe
even then,
i was told by several ladies a tip or gift is not at all necessary, now im told it is necessary.
And i think lastly it depends on service.

i never tip or give a gift on a first session,
you just don't know how the session will go, and i have had bad ones.
if i like the lady and repeat, believe me i am generous. and gift, but that is something i do, because i want to not because i have to.
so being told i have to is just crap sorry but i think it is.

some ladies i have met don't believe in tips or a gift, so I think its a bit arrogant to speak for every lady out there and demand a tip and a gift.

and some ladies don't want to talk either.
they don't waste time with drinks or conversation.

every lady is different, you shouldn't speak for every lady out there.
Several ladies I saw didn't want anything to do with conversation. One molested me in her entrance hallway.

Sorry if I come across as rude, but not every women out there thinks like that.
 

Smilf

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with the risk of the ladies wrath i have to disagree with most of the op comments.

thorough research not always necessary, depends if your looking for something specific, or fussy,.
only the basics need to be covered, the rest you find out when you meet.

a tip and a gift,
a bit presumptious i think.
and it depends on the ladies price and how many hours.
i mean if your paying big bucks for a supper date, and maybe some options, and she is higher end lady. shit you have allready dropped a wad of money.
if she is at the lower end of the price range, and you booked well not a supper date, maybe
even then,
i was told by several ladies a tip or gift is not at all necessary, now im told it is necessary.
And i think lastly it depends on service.

i never tip or give a gift on a first session,
you just don't know how the session will go, and i have had bad ones.
if i like the lady and repeat, believe me i am generous. and gift, but that is something i do, because i want to not because i have to.
so being told i have to is just crap sorry but i think it is.

some ladies i have met don't believe in tips or a gift, so I think its a bit arrogant to speak for every lady out there and demand a tip and a gift.

and some ladies don't want to talk either.
they don't waste time with drinks or conversation.

every lady is different, you shouldn't speak for every lady out there.
Several ladies I saw didn't want anything to do with conversation. One molested me in her entrance hallway.

Sorry if I come across as rude, but not every women out there thinks like that.
WHO says I am speaking for other ladies out there? I'm not, I'm telling you what I THINK are the best clients for ME

I offer a UNIQUE service with squirting, which requires research for those who have a fetish, so they know that they're not paying for a golden shower VS the REAL deal. Hello!

Wow you can't even be appreciative of your clients on here without someone shitting on it and being presumptuous.

Thanks for putting words in my mouth with thinking that you know me, when you don't.

GO look on my web site and see if there's anything on there that implies that I want or ask for gifts or tips. .. nothing to be found.

I thought it was a nice gesture is all.

Have a great evening

Ah retirement in 11 days.
 

Smilf

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Lets not hi jack this thread like alot seem to be doing lately here. Drama amd BS is for school kids. We seem to not read things at times like they were MEANT to be read.

from what I read from Smilf is pretty much a thank you to a client and appreciation for his thoughtfulness.

We do not expect all clients to give tips and gifts, I would never ask and do not and never have on my website.

But it really does make our day knowing that we have made a client feel great that we have had a day when a session went just perfect.
This is not a perfect world and we are not perfect. I am happy it makes me smile to hear the appreciation and happiness from others of their client or SP it is positive at least how I see it.

That is all I just hijacked this thread...oops sorry Smilf. Have a great evening.
Thank you for getting IT Angie :)
 

Smilf

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You what's so bad about the comments from some of the guys in this thread? Is the fact that I could be bitching and whining about clients and what they do or not do.

I'm expressing a positive attitude and some guys instead of being appreciative of the fact that I'm appreciative of my clients, have to toss some negativity into it.

That's WHAT irritated me, but I'm going to bed now and it will all be forgotten in the morning. No desire to be baited on this board at all.
 
with the risk of the ladies wrath i have to disagree with most of the op comments.

thorough research not always necessary, depends if your looking for something specific, or fussy,.
only the basics need to be covered, the rest you find out when you meet.

a tip and a gift,
a bit presumptious i think.
and it depends on the ladies price and how many hours.
i mean if your paying big bucks for a supper date, and maybe some options, and she is higher end lady. shit you have allready dropped a wad of money.
if she is at the lower end of the price range, and you booked well not a supper date, maybe
even then,
i was told by several ladies a tip or gift is not at all necessary, now im told it is necessary.
And i think lastly it depends on service.

i never tip or give a gift on a first session,
you just don't know how the session will go, and i have had bad ones.
if i like the lady and repeat, believe me i am generous. and gift, but that is something i do, because i want to not because i have to.
so being told i have to is just crap sorry but i think it is.

some ladies i have met don't believe in tips or a gift, so I think its a bit arrogant to speak for every lady out there and demand a tip and a gift.

and some ladies don't want to talk either.
they don't waste time with drinks or conversation.

every lady is different, you shouldn't speak for every lady out there.
Several ladies I saw didn't want anything to do with conversation. One molested me in her entrance hallway.

Sorry if I come across as rude, but not every women out there thinks like that.
So 7, what do you think of the ladies that have a whole page dedicated to the gifts they want? aka "Wish list" aka "Gifts" Some, not All ladies, have this page!
 

normisanas

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I always thought that the best clients from an SP's perspective was one who:

1) tipped
2) brought a gift
3) always says thank you and acts like the SP is doing him a big favour
4) doesn't want to be pleasured
5) wants to lick her pussy and give her orgasms
6) leaves without getting sex
7) writes a big long email thanking her and stroking her ego

Basically, easy money and no work involved.

Who wouldn't want clients like that? I'd love it if in my profession, customers would walk in and offer to pay me double what I ask, thank me endlessly, and tell me I'm great.

Nothing wrong with what the OP said, we all want to maximize our profits even if it is exploitative. There are guys out there who have such low self esteem, they will pay just about any female for the chance to worship her. They're definitely the best clients, because they feel they're so worthless. Go get 'im gurrrrl !!!!
 

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Agreed Gonzo and add that the best clients would become regular visitors who may from time to time offer gifts or cash tip etc. First time date I will tip but it goes back to the question of the date itself and what the enjoyment level was during the date ?
 

Man in Submission

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There are guys out there who have such low self esteem, they will pay just about any female for the chance to worship her. They're definitely the best clients, because they feel they're so worthless. Go get 'im gurrrrl !!!!
Not suggesting there aren't guys that feel that way, but I don't think you can in general equate low self-esteem with the desire to worship a woman. From my own standpoint, I am not arrogant by any stretch, but certainly don't feel I am worthless or lack confidence. Normal guy, decent job, own a condo, fit, decent looking, got hair at 54, a bit shy at times but always had a GF, married once, engaged to another. But guess what? I LOVE worshipping women. I LOVE treating them with the utmost kindness and respect. I LOVE considering their needs first. I don't consider it a sign of weakness. And I don't think the dommes I have had the pleasure of visiting to help me fulfill my desires to worship do either.

My apologies if this veered off the main topic, but that comment struck a bit of a nerve.:thumb:
 

Smilf

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Boy this thread is going sideways. Smilf started this thread to thank a client for bring a gentleman and bring a gift to her on their date. Nothing wrong with that.

While others are jumping in at every chance they have to pursue their own agenda.

Smilf your client sounds like a great guy and you must be a great lady for him to do that for you.
Thanks Gonzo ;)
 

Smilf

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Agreed Gonzo and add that the best clients would become regular visitors who may from time to time offer gifts or cash tip etc. First time date I will tip but it goes back to the question of the date itself and what the enjoyment level was during the date ��
Thanks Badbadboy ;)
 

Smilf

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Some people just can not appreciate something positive. We ladies do appreciate you guys that come see us, the ones that actually do read ads and websites and research respect boundaries of course will be very much appreciated.

Squirting, something I do not thik I will ever get the knack of but I have on a few occassions, real sqiurt not urine and not gushers, it is a talent not every woman has.

I wish you well in your retirement Smilf and happy new beginnings, I find it exciting as I am slowly our the door myself, will be around for my disabled but pretty much that is it. I will be educating and contract work, very exciting for me, oh and will continue massge as I have the same clients every week and the odd new one.
Thanks Angie much appreciated :)
 

Smilf

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I love women. I'm a fan. Ever since I can remember, I was soooo in love with my momma. That being said, I think about what it must be like to give yourself to some motherfucker for money. I can think of at least one lady who I thought was the most beautiful woman in history who saw me in this biz and I feel like I stole a billion dollars. That being said, that my favourite type of being has to thank a cocksucker for shaving his balls, being thoughtful enough to bring a gift to the best blind date in history and overall being a gentleman, is quite humbling and makes me wish the apocalypse was real if for anything but to rid the earth of ungrateful pooners lije me. You go girl.

That post made me laugh, thanks lol

Here's a song for your momma.

 

sevenofnine

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Let me try this again.

My opinion is reveiws only take you so far. At some point you have to bite the bullit, when sp's control every aspect of their online persona don't waste a lot of time on it.

Number two.
The lady I see has called me an elite elite client her number one client her most important client.
If I were to ask her why. and she defined it in terms of some amount of money or tip or gift,

I actually would be dissappointed.

Money to me is just paper not all that important in the big scheme of things.
Lets face it any idoit can come up with the price of admission to see an sp and tip, what is the big deal,

Number three, conversation,
it is not something I see myself paying for.

I pay for the quality of women and access to her body. Thats it.

This from a guy, who has a standing supper date with an sp for years and we do actually have supper and share a bottle of wine and conversation and laughter,
But the women who I have supper with has the cheapest supper date rate, I have ever seen, and I really really enjoy her body.

Her rate for a supper daate is less then an advertizement I saw a couple of weeks ago for one hour with a girl from Toronto.

I recently saw a high end pse girl a month or so ago. I paid more money for less time for her, then I do with my regular sp.
If she would have pulled out a bottle of wine or a couple of beer and said lets talk first, I would have had a problem after dropping the wad of money I did on her coffee table, again conversation is not what I pay for.

I think if a women expects conversation in a session, it should be reflected in her price structure.
Just my opinion its not something I see myself paying for,

The women I see we do have supper but I think her price is fare, for what I get or I should say what I want.

I think finally a good client sp relationship.
Just my opinion
would I see her if I wasn't having sex with her.
Would she waste her time with me if I wasn't paying her.

If we both answer yes
Then I think she is the best sp for me.
And I am perhaps one of the best clients for her.
It is just the way I look at it.

The women I see, yes she is an escort,
But she is the most women I have ever met in this,
That is why I see her.
I pay her because I enjoy her body,

And I hope she sees more in me then the money I have paid her.
 
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