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f158

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How bad is her grammar and spelling....I know we joked about this before but here is her latest ad:

hey guys I em back at school again next week and traveling again I dnt drink or do drugs I do almost everything just play safe I have a very descriet location im super clean im tanned and shaved these photos r token yesterday and today I go for my photo shoot on thur new photos for the weekend 300 hr only u get what ur paying for I do all niters as well so we can actually really enjoy our selfs I have tuns of outfits as well


I noticed that she finally spelled patient correctly in her heading.

Oh, by the way, she's back in school. Must be a selling feature I suppose.

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twentydollars

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She must be commuting daily to Phoenix, or as she probably spells it, Feenix, cuz she's still going to be posting ads everyday next week.
 
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Master69

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It's getting to the point where maybe I should make an appointment with this girl; she's so bizarre; the curiosity to know if she's real is getting under my skin.
 
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marlowemj

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Master69 said:
It's getting to the point where maybe I should make an appointment with this girl; she's so bizarre; the curiosity to know if she's real is getting under my skin.
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Don't waste your time with this one. Check out the threads when she was petite Summer.
 
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marlowemj said:
Don't waste your time with this one. Check out the threads when she was petite Summer.
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Ah, back when she was on EC and didn't have bad spelling/grammar errors and we didn't know she was... a patient at a cuckoo's nest.
 
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rubintugger

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4nbstd said:
Ah, back when she was on EC and didn't have bad spelling/grammar errors and we didn't know she was... a patient at a cuckoo's nest.
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She's on EC...

Christy
"Classyprettypitete"

Well i just got my diploma in nursing i dnt drink or do drugs no anal always condoms im very good at what i do i alseo enjoy it! People say photos dont do me justice i have a very nice apartment new couches new bedroom suite glass bar two flat screens i know that doesnt matter however its good to know.... I em clean tanned and shaved im pretty open rught now as i had just got my diploma and have spare time off right now to have fun :).. To book thats the info please call text to book i charge a bit more then the average escort charges 250 whats an extra 50 for the real deal :) i charge 300 i have tuns of out fits as well :) i do check emails just not as often

So funny. Love the fact that she doesn't use punctuation and then throws a bunch of periods in. But she does have a glass bar and two flat screens. She must be an eleete excort
 
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God help us if we have to go to the hospital and she is the nurse, you might as well just off your self right then and there!
 
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f158

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LOL to all the replies.

I have to admit that I was interested in seeing her (years ago) but did not because of the reviews. Thanks guys.
 
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f158 said:
LOL to all the replies.

I have to admit that I was interested in seeing her (years ago) but did not because of the reviews. Thanks guys.
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Ditto! She was actually my 1st option all around (and Casha Carmen my second one)... Thanks to you guys TWICE!
 
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Having been a TA in university and having graded more than one student paper I have to add that a university education does not automatically guarantee good grammar lol.
 
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Master69 said:
It's getting to the point where maybe I should make an appointment with this girl; she's so bizarre; the curiosity to know if she's real is getting under my skin.
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Saw her when first started and had an apartment in EK. This was before she start taking whatever stupidity pills she has a prescription for. She was cuter then (recent pics show she has aged) in better shape then and seemed to be trying to provide decent sessions - even turned her phone off when we officially started our session after a nice chat! Had been on the phone when I arrived accepting an invitation for a job interview. She seemed to be planning to just do this on the side as she was excited about having a 'regular' job. But I know clients who have seen her since and it is a totally different person. Constantly advertising, incoherent wording, etc... such sad signs. Was also lucky to have seen Alisha/Bailey/??? when she first started in the north end --- also slid downhill to have very negative reviews. Unable to handle making some big bucks at such young ages?
 
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Come on guys, lets not make fun of her.. Just let her be, since we can't change who she is. Its just waste of time, I would say she's a cutie though. :eyebrows:
 
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Virginguy said:
Come on guys, lets not make fun of her.. Just let her be, since we can't change who she is. Its just waste of time, I would say she's a cutie though. :eyebrows:
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Don't let the pics fool you. She's not as cute in person. She's also a lot older than she advertises and with very bad hygiene. If you like small saggy breasts than go see her. She ripped me off big time over a year ago. She's now charging $300 and up for a session. So yeh....let's make fun of her.
 
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Curling master

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Yeah she looks alot older now than she puts in her ad's. Small saggy to no breast at all and very bad hygiene and she doesn't allow much to happen. Rush in and then out you go she sent me a text awhile back saying she needed money to pay the school for her diploma and I asked if she just went online and baught it...lol she got rude over that...lol saved me alot. Not as cute in person as in photos and a real chatter box. She talks so fast you can't understand half she says on the phone. Just stay away and let's make fun of her ad's
 
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