Funny Signs

[VanessaofBC]

IDK if there is a thread for this already but I must see the funniest signs when I am out and about.

I walked into the ladies room tonight, into a stall and closed the door. When I turned around there was a sign on the back of the stall door that said this....

Ladies bathroom, Donnelly Pub, I swear....ound:

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"A Clean Beaver always finds more Wood"


Anyone else have any good signs to share?? I could fill a page with funny pics. And NO CHEATING!!!!! They have to be pics YOU took with YOUR smartphone.

I know how to check for fake pics.......so don't even try it!!!

 

[NataliaBijoux]

That is cute advertising!

 

[VanessaofBC]

"Department of Watercraft Inspection.

We are here to see your dinghy."

Thrift store sign

 

[Larry Storch]

I couldn't upload it from my phone but, I have one that I saw stuck to a computer one night.

"Leave me on always...except during power failure" :crazy:

 

[VanessaofBC]

"Hustler Squad
Professionals.....
You Pay for the pleasure, the killing is free!"

Metropolis at Metrotown - Bang On T-Shirts

 

[tpipe]

Its gone now but the Aldergrove liquor store had a sign at the back loading dock saying " no back door service after 8pm" Now just says something like ring bell.
And some years back a jokester changed the burger king sign from try our chicken salad to try our hick semen salad. Haw

 

[VanessaofBC]

And some years back a jokester changed the burger king sign from try our chicken salad to try our hick semen salad. Haw

I think I may have done that once or twice as a youngster!! Just once or twice, I swear!!


Here is a good one .....



"It's not Pretty being Easy"

Magnet at Ed's Linen in Kitsilano!!

 

[VanessaofBC]

Of course, they have a different sense of humour on the Island!!!



"If we can't make you look good, you're just ugly."

 

[Ray]

I saw a t-shirt, but couldn't take a picture, obviously.

'I'd rather be overworked and underpaid
Then oversexed and underlaid'.

 

[VanessaofBC]

Some signs are funny because they even have to be printed in the FIRST place!!



I read this as "if you would like to involve yourself in any type of soccer hooliganism THIS is the section to do it in!!!"

And Yes, I have my giant finger!!! it is good for...cheering :cheer2: and NOTHING else.

 

[VanessaofBC]

As Canadian as bacon




"Nine out ten people like bacon, we think the tenth person is a Liar!

(or a Vegetarian)"

Comox Valley Restaurant

 

[sales]

I was driving the other night and came up on a car with a license plate that made me feel sad for him. As I was driving, I could not take a picture but his license plate was HAD 169.

 

[Smilf]

That one cracked me up lol

 

[VanessaofBC]

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"FIVE TIPS FOR A WOMAN
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. it is important that these four men do not know each other."

Gift Store Sign

 

[VanessaofBC]

Funny Album Cover



The Kinks present "School Boys in Disgrace"
Found this for sale at The food truck festival this weekend!!

 

[VanessaofBC]

I much prefer "cougar" over "horny old bitch"

Greeting Card on Granville street.

 

[OldMagpye]

graffitti gastown saw tbis morn not really funny just tryin to see if this link works

 

[OldMagpye]

Nope. Just spraypainted on door

love is free
sex is sacred

 

[VanessaofBC]

Nope. Just spraypainted on door

love is free
sex is sacred

Thats deep....

edit: ound:

 

[OldMagpye]

Thats deep....

Hummm didnt think it was deep painted on with cheap yellow paint.
But ya I do start chanting Oh God Oh God......