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Deepstrokes

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So this morning a friend is telling me about his bad experience with an sp this past weekend. Quote: She had nasty breath, her legs where hairy and I don't think she had shaven her pit's in a couple of weeks.

So what's your biggest turn off?
 
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bowser11

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Cigarette breath and smoke. Aww shit, hairy legs & pits would send me for my clothes and so would a moustache or long black hairy nipples. Come to think of it, a dick would scare me too. Had a buddy get clawed in his nutsack one time by the cat he didn't realize was watching too. Out, out crazy cat lady. The smell of cat urine in the dirty litter box is a turn off too.

Long day and no one to talk to. can you tell?
 
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ComicalKazee

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Cell phone activity by an SP is on my list just under unwanted hair and cat urine stench. I don't mind it so much if it's only for a minute while taking a break between shots, but I think the SP should ask if it's alright first. I'd say this is something an SP and client should talk about before the fireworks start. The SP should realize that the time they sell to the client BELONGS to the client.
 
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Almasy

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For me it is definitely the SP's Boyfriend hiding in the closet..... Arrrrr, there be Pirates....
 
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Mostly hygiene for me (including smell of cigarettes). Not-recently-shaved legs as well. I shave my balls everyday, and I get laid once a week if lucky. If skin to skin contact is a part of the job, it should be paid closer attention than I do with my balls.
 
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Sounds like you all have seen the same hairy smoker .. lol ... reminds me of a joke ..

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
 
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xmy556

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I can put up with..

..sketchy neighborhood with teenage thugs really to jack you and/or your car..
..nice neighborhood with friendly next door neighbor saying "hi" to you as you enter the incall..
..gigantic deep puddle in the street at the only parking space..
..proliferation of dog shit in the yard..
..providers small yappy dog barking at 98 db and leaping at your crotch as you enter the incall..
..car parts/tires on the front landing..
..messy apartment..
..broken air conditioner (in summer)..
..pet stench (up to a maximum of 3 cats or 2 dogs per incall location)..
..wierd pets (snakes, ferrets, turtles)..
..kid's (empty) crib in the bedroom..
..damp (used) towel in the shower..
..her friend is in the other room watching tv..
..cigarette breath..
..scraggly hair..
..flappy tits..
..crappy manicure..
..zits (moderate)..
..facial anomalies (mild to moderate)..

However, I WILL NOT put up with ..

1. a SMELLY COOCH, and/or
2. a cell phone BUZZING or RINGING in the background..

I have my standards, you know..
 
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ihatebullshit

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xmy556 said:
I can put up with..

..sketchy neighborhood with teenage thugs really to jack you and/or your car..
..nice neighborhood with friendly next door neighbor saying "hi" to you as you enter the incall..
..gigantic deep puddle in the street at the only parking space..
..proliferation of dog shit in the yard..
..providers small yappy dog barking at 98 db and leaping at your crotch as you enter the incall..
..car parts/tires on the front landing..
..messy apartment..
..broken air conditioner (in summer)..
..pet stench (up to a maximum of 3 cats or 2 dogs per incall location)..
..wierd pets (snakes, ferrets, turtles)..
..kid's (empty) crib in the bedroom..
..damp (used) towel in the shower..
..her friend is in the other room watching tv..
..cigarette breath..
..scraggly hair..
..flappy tits..
..crappy manicure..
..zits (moderate)..
..facial anomalies (mild to moderate)..

However, I WILL NOT put up with ..

1. a SMELLY COOCH, and/or
2. a cell phone BUZZING or RINGING in the background..

I have my standards, you know..
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I have to agree, crotch rot makes be sick
 
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ATM

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Crotch rot is #1 on my list, cigarette breath is #2, hairy legs and a dirty or smoke smelling in call location is #3.
 
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Jethro Bodine

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Sensual Porscha said:
Sounds like you all have seen the same hairy smoker .. lol ... reminds me of a joke ..

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
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LOL!:pound:
 
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Sixpak

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After spending almost an hour of wild and banging sex along with some juicy mouth watering exploration at the Y, it makes you wonder about a lady's hygiene if she leaves at the end of the session without going to the washroom even for a minute! Makes you wonder if she even cleaned up before your session! You assume she did when she appears fresh but who knows! Doesn't make you want to repeat when you witness that..

Extremely annoying is the smell of ass! The lady prob doesn't realize it is there unless she is double jointed and I always make sure I am super clean cuz it would be a turn off for me if a lady found me to smell when she is down there.
 
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