Letting one rip at inappropriate moments, tell us your stories!

[jesuschrist]

Do you have any interesting (or funny) stories of you or others who let one rip at inappropriate moments?

Does not have to involve SPs, though if it did, please do tell!

 

[jesuschrist]

I am well known in my circle of friends for my farting games. When I worked retail I discovered that farting into a fan

That is quite ingenious, but don't you mean farting into the backside of a fan? That way it takes your fart and disperses it out forcefully into the environment.

Hmmm... now next time I go to Home Depot after visiting the taco restaurant.....

 

[Unpossible]

I had just started dating this girl and she spent the night. We'd gotten pretty loaded that night and I forgot she was even there when I woke up. So I let one go and thought "Gee...that sounded oddly muted" It turns out I farted right against her thigh.

 

[PlayfulAlex]

Do you have any interesting (or funny) stories of you or others who let one rip at inappropriate moments?

Does not have to involve SPs, though if it did, please do tell!

I really didnt think this thread was going to get much interest...who knew...?

 

[Unpossible]

 

[luvsdaty]

Farted on a girls lap once at a party, Didn't really like her cus she was so full of herself.Needless to say she has never spoke to me to this day

 

[jesuschrist]

I had just started dating this girl and she spent the night. We'd gotten pretty loaded that night and I forgot she was even there when I woke up. So I let one go and thought "Gee...that sounded oddly muted" It turns out I farted right against her thigh.

Hopefully it was a dry fart.

 

[Unpossible]

Hopefully it was a dry fart.

It was, fortunately. I wasn't wearing underwear at the time so a shart would have been disastrous.

 

[jesuschrist]

It was, fortunately. I wasn't wearing underwear at the time so a shart would have been disastrous.

Whew! You would have made a terrible first impression with a wet one!

 

[badbadboy]

On the way to the Okanagan driving alone I let one rip and it was bad.

Ten seconds later, there was an RCMP on the road holding the radar gun and he got me.

I opened the window and the smell was awful and I could see his face making a weird smirk. bwahahaha

I was about 15 clicks over the limit and the bastard wouldn't "Cut" me a break. ound:

 

[newtothis]

Farts definitely don't get their due in the funny department. I defy anyone not to laugh when one is ripped.
This thread reminds of this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM

cup of cheese!!

 

[Ray]

Father in law came over yesterday to watch the hockey game with me. Beginning of the 3rd period, I let one rip. I was hoping it would be a silent one, but it was a loud rip.
He didn't say a word, just got up and left.

 

[vancity_cowboy]

why you never hear girls farting...

 

[storm rider]

 

[blazejowski]

On the way to the Okanagan driving alone I let one rip and it was bad.

Ten seconds later, there was an RCMP on the road holding the radar gun and he got me.

I opened the window and the smell was awful and I could see his face making a weird smirk. bwahahaha

I was about 15 clicks over the limit and the bastard wouldn't "Cut" me a break. ound:

That's almost worth the ticket!!!!

 

[Jackster]

In an elevator by myself downtown Vancouver. I let a silent but deadly one go, just as elevator came down to the Lobby. 4 people got in as I left. I could hear the screams as the elevator doors closed...I walked away chuckling...

 

[HarryB_umhole]

Farts are funny as hell to me...nothing like dropping one for others to enjoy.

My most recent room clearing event was a week or so ago....my buddy dropped one in the car and it was pretty raunchy.....I couldnt muster one up in retaliation at the moment so I had to wait..........40 minutes later we were in his half renovated den..he was sitting behind a makeshift desk googling something on his PC...on the floor was a small ceramic heater running to keep the room warm......I picked it up...put the suction side up to my ass ,pointed it at him and sent him a "HarryB_umhole" fan forced heated treat.....Im pretty sure the 1000 watts of heat helped rotten it up a bit.....as he was gagging and saying" fuck I cant believe you just did that"

I own that one. patent pending.

 

[Porscha]

OMG - I once did a duo with a now retired SP. The client's fantasy was to have some sexy woman fart. Somehow, she did it, loud, but not smeally - and OMG he came soo big. One of the wildest and strangest sexy requests I've had. To this day, I have no idea how she pulled that off - earned a big tip she did ... lol

xoxo Porscha

 

[normisanas]

Farts are funny as hell to me...nothing like dropping one for others to enjoy.

My most recent room clearing event was a week or so ago....my buddy dropped one in the car and it was pretty raunchy.....I couldnt muster one up in retaliation at the moment so I had to wait..........40 minutes later we were in his half renovated den..he was sitting behind a makeshift desk googling something on his PC...on the floor was a small ceramic heater running to keep the room warm......I picked it up...put the suction side up to my ass ,pointed it at him and sent him a "HarryB_umhole" fan forced heated treat.....Im pretty sure the 1000 watts of heat helped rotten it up a bit.....as he was gagging and saying" fuck I cant believe you just did that"

I own that one. patent pending.

Well at least you deserve an olympic gold medal from some kind of olympics for that one! LMAO!!!

Or at least a Medal of Honor!!!! Or maybe your friend deserves a Medal of Valor!

 

[normisanas]

A guy gets charged with assault of a police officer for farting at a cop.

Stupid cops!!!