Has this ever happened to anyone

[poonyman]

Last week I met up with an asian SP. I am not going to elaborate on the services as this is not the appropriate section.

After the main course, I asked her to give me a massage and she gladly obliged. She spoke very little English. During the massage she switched her cell phone on and started to answer calls from clients. As she spoke very little English she asked me answer the calls from people who spoke English!!! At first I thought WTF!! Anyhow I did answer not one but three calls and found it very amusing in the end.

 

[bcneil]

She wanted you to take calls from english speaking pooners?
Like booking appointments and giving directions?

 

[vancity_cowboy]

She wanted you to take calls from english speaking pooners?
Like booking appointments and giving directions?

hey, it's like escort reviewing, but with cutting out the middleman...

 

[PuntMeister]

Last week I met up with an asian SP. I am not going to elaborate on the services as this is not the appropriate section.

After the main course, I asked her to give me a massage and she gladly obliged. She spoke very little English. During the massage she switched her cell phone on and started to answer calls from clients. As she spoke very little English she asked me answer the calls from people who spoke English!!! At first I thought WTF!! Anyhow I did answer not one but three calls and found it very amusing in the end.

If that happened to Punt, he'd drop the phone in the nearest water feature, whether it be a glass of water, a fountain, or a spittoon. Cell phones in water features are good feng sui.

 

[UhOh]

That could be entertaining. Barter your service for hers.

 

[Trus'Me]

I had a massage once where she actually put the phone on speaker, put it down on the bedside table, and continued to massage me with both hands while carrying on a completely useless exchange with the guy as he tried to slow his speech enough for her to understand him, which of course we all know - doesn't work.

I got to laughing out loud at the absurdity of the whole thing and the guy shut up mid sentence, obviously when he heard me and realized he was on speaker. There was an awkward moment of silence when he let out a, "HAHA no way!", and hung up.

In her defence, at least she was trying to multi-task.