What makes an excellent experience with an Escort?

BallzDeep

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All this says to me is, you think you're a $500 per hour girl but as the going rate here is $250, you will only provide half what you would have at the higher rate
ever since a handful of her glowing reviews shes been mighty full of herself. her attitude here is a total turn-off no matter her price point lol.
 

bcneil

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If you have a real incall location with a kitchen.........keep some refreshments.
A case of beer, some bottled water, few cans of soda in the fridge....

I remember a long time back, an SP would throw in half a dozen cookies in the oven before the client arrived.
Smelled great and was nice to have fresh cookies upon arrival. It would have been a minimal expense and effort, but much appreciated.
 

vancity_cowboy

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We are purchasing professional services at professional rates, so, be professional.

That includes, but is not limited to;

Being on time.
Being ready (showered make-up etc).
Dress the part. - I personally love it when a SP is wearing sexy / slutty clothes or lingerie.
Having a clean residence.
Don't talk about your last appointment.
Don't talk about your boyfriend.
Don't up-sell.
Don't make it a clinical experience.
It is not a race so don't rush us.
i agree with the above list and will add a few:

no perfumes or scented soaps, married clients will appreciate this

turn the ^%@ cell phone onto silent mode. nothing worse than ringing or even buzzing during the session

don't treat my semen like it's some kind of corrosive, toxic substance

give the impression that you're enjoying the session

if you like to chatter excessively, make it on your time, not the client's time. it will definitely be mentioned in the review that you chatted on for half the length of the session

regarding time, have the client leave thinking, 'wow, we went overtime and she didn't charge me extra!' you won't believe how much difference even an extra 10 minutes will make to the impression that a client will have of you. he will even say in the review that you're not a clock watcher, and will likely become a return customer, and the review will lead to more customers. this is such a small investment of your time yet SO important in building up clientel. the most memorable escorts i have visited didn't even count shower times toward the session

for me, kissing is a must. no ifs, ands or buts. i don't mind if the escort doesn't want to play tonsil hockey, but some soft lingering kisses with at least touching tongue tips is necessary to make it memorable

this last is a personal preference thing, but for a session to be memorable for me it must include an uncovered blow job. you don't need to allow cumming in your mouth if you don't prefer it, but a condom SERIOUSLY interferes with my enjoyment of the bj. this has been discussed ad nauseum in many many threads, so don't even comment on it. you asked what makes a session memorable, and to me bbbj is one of the requirements
 

Pillowtalk

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regarding time, have the client leave thinking, 'wow, we went overtime and she didn't charge me extra!' you won't believe how much difference even an extra 10 minutes will make to the impression that a client will have of you. he will even say in the review that you're not a clock watcher, and will likely become a return customer, and the review will lead to more customers. this is such a small investment of your time yet SO important in building up clientel. the most memorable escorts i have visited didn't even count shower times toward the session

A good sp is able to have you leave thinking she went overtime, but in fact didn't. When a client is a clock watcher, imo, he can in fact ruin what could have been a very good session, the same way if he judges against conversation. If he judges her based on her giving overtime, that exceeds her responsiblity to him, and shouldn't be the thing that either makes or breaks the session. Either she is on time or short changes, that should be the basis of judgment of a good session, really. Expecting overtime to be the basis of a good sp is unreasonable. Either she is there to make you feel welcome or not, but you can't necessarily have it both ways, complete silence and a feeling of warmth and companionship.

I would suggest that the best thing any sp can do is learn how to say no, to get used to what questions are asked, what some guys are looking for, and what they are not looking for, and never ever see the guys who are looking for what you don't or won't provide, just because they insist on making that appointment anyway. Best thing anyone can do to make any session memorable is not to make the simple mistake of booking an appointment (or agreeing to one) with someone you just are not compatible with.
 

vancity_cowboy

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A good sp is able to have you leave thinking she went overtime, but in fact didn't. When a client is a clock watcher, imo, he can in fact ruin what could have been a very good session, the same way if he judges against conversation. If he judges her based on her giving overtime, that exceeds her responsiblity to him, and shouldn't be the thing that either makes or breaks the session. Either she is on time or short changes, that should be the basis of judgment of a good session, really. Expecting overtime to be the basis of a good sp is unreasonable. Either she is there to make you feel welcome or not, but you can't necessarily have it both ways, complete silence and a feeling of warmth and companionship.

I would suggest that the best thing any sp can do is learn how to say no, to get used to what questions are asked, what some guys are looking for, and what they are not looking for, and never ever see the guys who are looking for what you don't or won't provide, just because they insist on making that appointment anyway. Best thing anyone can do to make any session memorable is not to make the simple mistake of booking an appointment (or agreeing to one) with someone you just are not compatible with.
the vast majority of clients aren't clock watchers, but we all check our watch out on the sidewalk after the session so we do know how long the session was

note i said 'chatter excessively' not 'converse'. there is a rather large difference in time and topic between the two

conversation is good, chattering excessively is time wasting, learn to distinguish the two
 

jesuschrist

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Honestly and this is just my opinion, I don't think anyone's rates around here are professional. The average 1 hour rate is $250, that's pretty low to have sex with a total complete stranger for a whole 60 minutes, sometimes multiple times. Not to mention the supplies, condoms, lube, wipes, mouthwash, clean sheets towels, makeup etc etc, that the ladies have to provide, and the incall location...Most women who are worth seeing are not high volume, and probably only see two clients per day, so they aren't making that much and doing a lot of dirty work. So I think clients need to lower their expectations or shell out another $250 and go see a high end provider.
I bet you don't report any of your income for taxes, or an insignificant portion of it.
If you think you are entitled to all that money, let's just look up your address and phone number and report it to the CRA as a possible tax cheat... the least you could do is pay your fair share of taxes. When a man pays you $200 per hour, he pays it from his after-tax income, so in reality he is paying more like $300 an hour. Now he could at least get some equity if he knew you would in turn pay your taxes so that at $200 per hour, you'd be actually making $100 (because your income, if reported accurately, would hit the 50% bracket).

When I hear statements like yours, it is usually made by girls who are accustomed to a cash no-tax income and who are cheating on their taxes.
 
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