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dustytrails

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Now here’s someone who has had either one helluva bad experience or simply hasn’t a CLUE on how to write an ad. Perhaps some marketing advice may be in order to help guide her to sound just a`tad' more appealing. Some interesting quotes... “get my Bodyguards involved?... cancellation fee?... take it or leave it?

Mmmm. Anyone ready to rush over to see her?
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you gotta pay for my taxi expences bothways or giving me ride back and forth. I always leave the phone number and address of my clients to my men! so if you are not comfortable with that please do not contact me.

you will be expected to hand me in the agreed amount as soon as i step into your car or your place,please do not make me ask for it.thanks!
if i find you drunk or very high or if i find your place dirty ,messy,or if i see other people in your place (except the ones i was supposed to meet) or if for any reason i feel unsafe,threatened or uncomfortable while i am with you , i have right to refuse giving any services to you! in that case if our session is not started yet, you need to give me half the amount you were supposed to give (cancellation fee) for dragging me all the way and costing me loosing time and other clients!and if we are at middle of session ,you must let me walk out freely and you can not ask for your money back!

lets be clear here! i come to you to give you my best! for your pleasure! that is my job and ultimate goal when i am with you ,so the more comfortable i m with you the more pleaseur i ll provide. but if you do not follow my restrictions and conditions then i have to get my bodyguards involved.lets not go there!! lets keep it fun and proffessional.thanks:)

i am ready to play anytime from noon till till 12 pm. for over night & events please book me ahead & rates would be higher. i am an "active" athlete and a dancer so i am in great shape! my photos are ALL recent and no editing done on my body.i am blessed to to have natural34 with super soft nipples:) i am 5'8" and have a curvy tonned figure.

men LUVE my gorgeous butt! tits ,legs , lips and ,,,everything ! lol

what i love:

blow job, cum on my face;) ,different positions ,on the floor, from ceiling, on bed,kitchen counter, office desk, under bed,,,lol,,,,kissing,GFE, dressing up and accompnay you for events /meetings, giving sensual massage after the fun :)
i like kissing be part of my playtime with you but i do that if your breath smells good.
foot lovers welcomed:)no other fetishes, no kinky!
 
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HeMadeMeDoIt

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I don't think this is a marketing issue, its a shitty attitude issue!

I don't foresee any reviews of her ladyship in the near future.
 
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JamieA

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dustytrails said:
Now here’s someone who has had either one helluva bad experience or simply hasn’t a CLUE on how to write an ad. Perhaps some marketing advice may be in order to help guide her to sound just a`tad' more appealing. Some interesting quotes... “get my Bodyguards involved?... cancellation fee?... take it or leave it?

Mmmm. Anyone ready to rush over to see her?
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Thanks for the sharing and the laugh! LOL!

Rush over? NFW!!!

We can nominate this ad up as one of the worst SP ads ever.
 
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Am I the only one who doesn't find it negative?

I actually like how she has it all out there for one to read. I hate when details are left out and having to ask. I think it's great when a lady is clear and concise on what is expected of me and her. If I don't like it, then I move on - that's it!

Bodyguard? Her safety, it's a dangerous industry. No drugs? Okie doke, and so fourth.

I find the ad intelligent and thought out to cover her bases. More so, it would more likely scare out possible flakers and creepers. Right on.

And there are already a couple reviews of her on here, and pretty favourable.

giddyup said:
i am ready to play anytime from noon till till 12 pm

Guess that means you better book at noon! Ready to play anytime from noon till till uh noon (you know, midnight being 12 am and all.....)

Yep, a Marketing 101 not to mention a Grade 8 English course is in order here for sure.....
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No need to nitpick lol, I'm sure most of us intelligent guys can decipher that mistake. I'm 100% everyone's spelling and grammar isn't always correct. To err is human.
 
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giddyup said:
i am ready to play anytime from noon till till 12 pm

Guess that means you better book at noon! Ready to play anytime from noon till till uh noon (you know, midnight being 12 am and all.....)

Yep, a Marketing 101 not to mention a Grade 8 English course is in order here for sure.....
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Actually...both 12pm & 12am are the same time....midnight...legally speaking. They refer to ante meridian (12 hours before middle of day noon am) & post meridian (12 hours after middle of day pm)....in both legal definitions both refer to midnight.
 
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blackcad said:
Actually...both 12pm & 12am are the same time....midnight...legally speaking. They refer to ante meridian (12 hours before middle of day noon am) & post meridian (12 hours after middle of day pm)....in both legal definitions both refer to midnight.
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I found this.

"Is midnight 12 a.m. or 12 p.m.? (FAQ - Time)

There is no confusion when using the words 12 noon (or mid-day) and 12 midnight, although the use of 12 midnight can raise the question of 'which day?'. To avoid confusion in, for example, an insurance certificate, it is always better to use the 24-hour clock, when 12:00 is 12 noon and, for example, 24:00 Sunday or 00:00 Monday both mean 12 midnight Sunday/Monday. It is common in transport timetables to use 23:59 Sunday or 00:01 Monday (in this example), or 11:59 p.m. or 12:01 a.m., to further reduce confusion.

There are no standards established for the meaning of 12 a.m. and 12 p.m. It is often said that 12 a.m. Monday is midnight on Monday morning and 12 p.m. is mid-day. This puts all the times beginning with 12 and ending with a.m. in the same one-hour block, similarly with those ending with p.m. It can also be argued that by the time you have seen a clock showing 12:00 at mid-day it is already post meridiem, and similarly at midnight it is already ante meridiem. Times in the first hour of the day are sometimes given as, for example, 00:47 a.m., with 00:00 a.m. corresponding to midnight, but with a time twelve hours later given as 12:47 p.m.

Another convention sometimes used is that, since 12 noon is by definition neither ante meridiem (before noon) nor post meridiem (after noon), then 12 a.m. refers to midnight at the start of the specified day (00:00) and 12 p.m. to midnight at the end of that day (24:00). Given this ambiguity, the terms 12 a.m. and 12 p.m. should be avoided.
Last Updated: 2 Sep 2011
Created: 9 Aug 2007"
 
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I don't care so much about the content of what she's written (a lot of SPs have the same stuff about cancellations, safety, etc, just better worded) so much as how she wrote it. Reading that makes my fucking eyes bleed. :confused:
 
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google_123 said:
Am I the only one who doesn't find it negative?

I actually like how she has it all out there for one to read. I hate when details are left out and having to ask. I think it's great when a lady is clear and concise on what is expected of me and her. If I don't like it, then I move on - that's it!

Bodyguard? Her safety, it's a dangerous industry. No drugs? Okie doke, and so fourth.

I find the ad intelligent and thought out to cover her bases. More so, it would more likely scare out possible flakers and creepers. Right on.

And there are already a couple reviews of her on here, and pretty favourable.



No need to nitpick lol, I'm sure most of us intelligent guys can decipher that mistake. I'm 100% everyone's spelling and grammar isn't always correct. To err is human.
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Well then, I guess you won't mind TOFT

Let us know how it turns out :p
 
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The way I read her ads is, she is just being brutalkly honest from the get go. Althougt a GFE without DATY does not souind right to me, butr who am I to judge.

Just my .05 cents worth!
van '92
 
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I think the generic micro ads are way worse. As previously mentioned, at least there is honesty :p
 
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So, some posts have been removed from here but we did hear from Charlotte in some of those removed posts. I think she's been getting a somewhat raw deal here. Yeah the old ad was a bit top heavy with the restrictions but when you look them over, many have to do with safety, and you can't fault that, not in this business. Second it has been mentioned in a review of her that she has a foreign accent, meaning English is not her first language so there's that too, which can lead to difficulties in posting styles. Personally, I prefer some serious straightforward biz taken care of up front before you meet, it means less questions and less false expectations. I did write something in Charlotte's defence in this thread which I think was also removed, but full disclosure, I did chat with her privately afterwards, and at least in those talks, she seems wonderful. This is a person, it'd be nice to cut her some slack, and besides, she's been reviewed well already, and she looks smoking hot (based on her photos on ERSList at least). Also full disclosure, no I'm not a client of hers nor have we ever met or talked except via a private message.

Heh. My first time playing a white knight I guess. And normally I'm not that knightly.
 
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She probably expects $400 an hour...

Typical woman attitude here in Vancouver...
 
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Not your everyday SP ad verbiage

JamieA said:
We can nominate this ad up as one of the worst SP ads ever.
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A worthy contender: Bella Ferrari's on ERS, which contains the following (sans spell-checking):

**Clients living with HIV have a legal duty, under the criminal law, to dispose their HIV-positive status to sexual partners before having sex that poses a "realistic possibility" of transmission. Not disclosing in such cicumstances means a person could be convicted of aggravated sexual assault.
-Public Health Act, SBC 2008, c. 28
 
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owtydna said:
A worthy contender: Bella Ferrari's on ERS, which contains the following (sans spell-checking):

**Clients living with HIV have a legal duty, under the criminal law, to dispose their HIV-positive status to sexual partners before having sex that poses a "realistic possibility" of transmission. Not disclosing in such cicumstances means a person could be convicted of aggravated sexual assault.
-Public Health Act, SBC 2008, c. 28
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i'm wondering if the darwin awards people have a category for sp advertising? :confused:
 
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