Stoopid Question (Half-joke)
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I could miss a few dozen meals, I suppose...
...but at least my dashing good looks, unlimited bankroll, and incredible sense of humor make up for it!
ound:Best back handed compliment I ever got was when......
I was hitting on this drunk girl in a bar many many years ago.
She said "I was kind of cute..in a homely sort of way". Which was
fine by be. I just kept on buying her drinks and eventually took her
back to her place. After she fell asleep, I went to the kitchen, found
a sauce pan, filled it with warm water. Took it back to her room, rested
her hand in the pot of warm water. Kissed her cheek and bid her Cherrio
I was hitting on this drunk girl in a bar many many years ago.
She said "I was kind of cute..in a homely sort of way". Which was
fine by be. I just kept on buying her drinks and eventually took her
back to her place. After she fell asleep, I went to the kitchen, found
a sauce pan, filled it with warm water. Took it back to her room, rested
her hand in the pot of warm water. Kissed her cheek and bid her Cherrio
Fat check, balding check, old check, ugly sure why not check lol guess I win the prize haha.
looks are subjective....we dont get to "pick our parts" when we are born, so should not be judged by them. its how you are that mattters
You are correct Cherise, that is so very true. I was being a little silly when I posted. We are who we are, just as in anyone who is successful attitude is 99% of the battle.
not silly at all georgieboy69.....simply being honest about how you were feeling at the time! it took 45 years for my figure to be considered slim but i still think i'm "fat" because thats what society decided i was my whole life. take justin timberlake. when i was in school he would have been the victim of bullies and the subject of ridicule. the epitome of a dweeb. now he sets the standard for what is considered hot! some of us were just born in the wrong era i guess. but we are all "beautiful" if we choose to be from the inside where it matters. looks fade,horrible accidents disfigure, these are things over which we have no control. we all suffer insecurities about our physical appearance no matter how appealing we may seem to others
All kidding aside, that's the great part of this hobby.
No matter what, for that hour you are John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Adonis, James Bond or whoever else you want to be and the lovely ladies who allow us to live out that fantasy are our angels.
No matter what, for that hour you are John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Adonis, James Bond or whoever else you want to be and the lovely ladies who allow us to live out that fantasy are our angels.
Great thread. Saw a nice young lady at EB the other night who referred to herself as curvy. Mentioned how her body type was not for everyone. My comment was look at me neither is mine. Bottom line for me as a more mature (older) hobbyist my preference is a provider who is a nice person. It always amazes me how the ladies will comment how rude some of us guys are. My Dad always taught me to treat people right especially the ladies. I find in this hobby being polite and courteous goes a long way. The ladies seem to notice that more than my hairline.
That's a cool response!
Once I posted this I feared if someone would be offended (and I was prepared to say that I'm pretty f-ugly myself, so no need to be!).
I don't know about you all, but I'm pretty concious about what I can improve, and there's not much I can improve unless I go under the knife, which I would NEVER do. So I improve my attitude, my smell, my cleanliness, etc.
When I'm with a lady I try real hard NOT to think what she MIGHT be thinking, and knowing that I """MAY""" not be the worst they have seen, helps.
lol
Once I posted this I feared if someone would be offended (and I was prepared to say that I'm pretty f-ugly myself, so no need to be!).
I don't know about you all, but I'm pretty concious about what I can improve, and there's not much I can improve unless I go under the knife, which I would NEVER do. So I improve my attitude, my smell, my cleanliness, etc.
When I'm with a lady I try real hard NOT to think what she MIGHT be thinking, and knowing that I """MAY""" not be the worst they have seen, helps.
lol
We often get way too hung up on looks, both guys and gals but I've been told by a lot of ladies that an average looking guy who carries himself well, has confidence, is well groomed, dresses well and can carry on a conversation wins them over every time.
I knew a guy way back who was average looking at best but he got more pussy than you could imagine. It was because he was a genuinely nice person with lots of self confidence who could have a conversation with anyone. He'd walk up to some girl and start up a conversation and next thing you knew it they'd be over in a corner laughing and talking and then leaving. :eyebrows: Not obnoxious or rude either. The kind of guy who'd come to your house and sit and talk with your grandfather or old auntie, making them feel important.
So guys just like Mama used to tell you "Beauty fades but stupid is forever" just be a nice confident guy who can make her laugh and carry on an intelligent conversation and the SP's will love you (oh and be able to locate her G-Spot)
I knew a guy way back who was average looking at best but he got more pussy than you could imagine. It was because he was a genuinely nice person with lots of self confidence who could have a conversation with anyone. He'd walk up to some girl and start up a conversation and next thing you knew it they'd be over in a corner laughing and talking and then leaving. :eyebrows: Not obnoxious or rude either. The kind of guy who'd come to your house and sit and talk with your grandfather or old auntie, making them feel important.
So guys just like Mama used to tell you "Beauty fades but stupid is forever" just be a nice confident guy who can make her laugh and carry on an intelligent conversation and the SP's will love you (oh and be able to locate her G-Spot
)Cherise, Jethro you are both so right.We often get way too hung up on looks, both guys and gals but I've been told by a lot of ladies that an average looking guy who carries himself well, has confidence, is well groomed, dresses well and can carry on a conversation wins them over every time...
So guys just like Mama used to tell you "Beauty fades but stupid is forever" just be a nice confident guy who can make her laugh and carry on an intelligent conversation and the SP's will love you (oh and be able to locate her G-Spot
At the end of the day we all have something to offer and something that is unique, we all have a beauty that when transcended can make us all irresistible.
In all honesty I have never thought of myself as a good looking guy, just your average happy go lucky guy. I have had many friends say to me when we are out why is she always looking at you... I always chuckle about that as a genuine smile from a stranger can do wonders for anyone. Of course I never tell my friends that lol.
Confidence in ones self is a very powerful tool to have, if you have confidence without being cocky, if you are genuine without going overboard people will like you. People are attracted to many things, some physical, some more emotionally based ie how does that person make me feel when I am present.
Great thread
